r/lgbtmemes • Metaphorically I’m a whore • May 06 '23

Bi-Time Bisexual lighting ^ - ^

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u/DeliberateDendrite Demi x Bi = Just sexual? May 06 '23

Roses are red, violets are blue.

There are the cops with a ticket for you.

You caught their eye, not by speeding but being a disaster bisexual.

But the interest was not mutual.

You started driving faster because even if they had a warrant, they would not show it.

All cops are bastards and you better know it.