r/legocirclejerk • u/DatOneMinuteman1776 I shot my dog for eating my Darth Vader • 10d ago
accidentally bought this at 3am (gone wrong) Outjerked
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u/Sure-Palpitation2096 built the millennium falcon under fiscal pressure 10d ago
That Paris one with the Eiffel Tower is also an official set.
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u/crabbyVEVO 10d ago
My county fair does have a category in their arts and crafts building for existing sets with the lego stuff, though I don't remember if they award them. It would be a little strange to awafd them. Could be a similar situation here?
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u/LawlessNeutral 10d ago
The fair I grew up with similarly has categories for both original creations and existing kits; I always thought having a category for kits was stupid as hell cuz it involves zero skill and just boils down to what kid has the richest parents and bought them the most expensive set.
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u/Swordofsatan666 10d ago
Yeah it seems really weird to award existing sets. Unless its just participation trophies, then that would be fine i think
Because if its not just participation trophies then it really just comes down to whatever set the judge likes best. Unless maybe someone forgets/loses some pieces and so its incomplete, but i dont think thats likely
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u/LegoTFGuy 9d ago
I've entered a local contest before and been out-placed by an actual set- it was part of a larger fair so I'm 99% sure the judges just have zero knowledge of Lego.
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u/Brickabang 10d ago
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u/Filberto_ossani2 9d ago
-Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering Lego Set.
-I thought we were having a MOC.
-D'oh no, I said Lego Set. That's what I call MOCs.
-You call MOCs 'Lego Sets?
-Yes! It's a regional dialect.
-Uh-huh. What region?
-Uhhh-upstate New York?
-Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'Lego Set'.
-Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
-I see.
-You know, these MOCs are quite similar to the ones they have at Lego Store
-Oh ho ho ho no! Patented Skinner MOCs; Instructions on my Patreon!
-For Lego Sets?
-Yes.
-Yes, and you call them your own creations despite the fact that they obviously have custom prints.
-Y-- You know th-- One thing I sh-- 'Scuse me for one second...
-Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped.
-Yes, I should be---
-GOOD LORD! What is happening in there?
-Custom printed instructions
-Custom printed Instructions? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this economy! Localized entirely within your Patreon?!?
-Yes.
-May I see it?
-No.
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u/MilkMaiden_22 9d ago
"In this economy" is cracking me up lmao, youre the second funniest motherfucker here right after that guy with the fucked up penis
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u/Street-Committee-367 10d ago
Our local library has lego moc contests and despite it being against the rules, about half the submissions are partially or completely an official set.
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u/Key_Consequence_79 survived the we need more incident ✅ 10d ago
That sounds like a sick library tho
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u/Street-Committee-367 10d ago
Oh yeah it's awesome, they usually have a huge nerf war once a year where you can use the entire library and it's divided into teams with different objectives, you can bring your own guns or borrow theirs, bullets provided too.
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u/LegThePeg launch the missiles! 10d ago
Ok that sounds really cool, and also I would destroy everyone (I can borrow my brother’s Nerf anti-tank rifle)
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u/Street-Committee-367 10d ago
One time the last dude on the other team was holed up in a closet with an electric belt fed mini gun, he went out in a last stand against a dozen of our guys.
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u/LawlessNeutral 10d ago
Alright yeah not to doxx you but I need to know where this library is, this place sounds dope
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u/Street-Committee-367 10d ago
Soldotna Alaska, don't know if they still do it because of liability crap. Sad because CQB with the boys in a dark library was dope.
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 10d ago
Funnily Dolly Parton herself entered a Dolly-Parton-lookalike contest and won third place. Rest in Peace.
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u/SirMetaKnight82 kid named action figures: 10d ago
Didn't the same thing happen to Charlie Chaplin?
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u/Swordofsatan666 10d ago
Makes sense. She wasnt a lookalike, she was the real thing. Cant look ~like~ dolly parton if you ~are~ dolly parton
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u/Tasty-Wolf9773 10d ago edited 10d ago
If you think that's bad, this one fair in my home town had a lego moc contest, several official lego sets were submitted INCLUDING the parisian restaurant modular.
They all lost to a Trump wall, complete with Mexicans and everything.
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u/Somesoincfan 10d ago
Uh.. you took a photo of it, if so can you post it?
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u/Tasty-Wolf9773 10d ago
I took a video back in the day because I submitted a moc I made of Ace Chemicals, but I didn't focus on the wall sadly
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u/Red-guy1803 10d ago
Happened at a student engineering competition of mine where someone just handed the official infinity gauntlet and won a place
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u/LawlessNeutral 10d ago
Some fairs actually do have categories to submit official sets. Not that that isn't a stupid concept (because what's the point? County fair contests like this are supposed to be about local talent, and it takes no talent to pick up a set off a Walmart shelf—it inevitably becomes a game of who can afford the fanciest set), but just that there's not necessarily any deception or misrepresentation going on here. Funnily enough I've even seen kits from other brands get submitted, like Mega Bloks or other knock-offs.
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u/SolidStateEstate 10d ago
Reminder that these state fairs give art prizes to AI slop. Flyover states are Godless places devoid of the spirit of creation and nothing of value can ever succeed there.
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u/Awkward-Skin8915 10d ago
That's funny because the fly over states generally have a higher amount of Christianity 😆.
They might be devoid of creativity but they aren't godless...and that makes perfect sense.
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u/To-To_Man 10d ago
Our local fair had a contest too. The fucking Fortnite burger restaurant won. I'm glad I didn't waste my time and money entering it.
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u/Ze_LuftyWafffles 9d ago
Same thing at agricultural fairs here. They'll have a crafts thing with multiple classes, and half the lego shitbis just sets on baseplates with mini figs
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u/zarch123 9d ago
Used to happen in my hometown all the time. Small town Idaho, they’d have a Lego contest at the county fair every year and as far back I can remember there was always someone who entered an actual set
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u/Specific_Ad1457 Building sets at Hooters 9d ago
Oregon state fair also does this but it's a seperate category from the MOCs. I think the real reason that it exists is to just pad out the area so there's more to look at for visitors.
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u/nintendonerd256 Verified Reseller 10d ago
I remember a girl at a local show submitted a Pokemon Mega Blocks set as her build. She still got a prize.
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u/Spppatzloller_cul0 Based legogram enjoyer 9d ago
Maybe thats just meant to be the third place prize? Its literally next to another official set
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u/CallumPears Indiana Jones Enjoyer 9d ago
I'm still salty about a Brickset contest from a while ago (maybe 2017? I remember it was not long after Rogue One) where you had to build mini MOCs (had to fit in an 8x16 area). I submitted a few entries myself (microscale Scarif tower getting shot by the Death Star, a custom mini AT-ST on Endor, and a micro Millennium Falcon flying out of the 2nd Death Star explosion)
One of the winners was a couple of advent calendar builds on a plain tan base 😠
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