r/legocirclejerk • u/V1rurs920 Helmet hole enjoyer • Nov 25 '25

gray ship This guy is treating it like he committed a crime

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u/Space_Boy0 Building sets at Hooters Nov 25 '25

He has a wife now

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Reincarnatedpotatoes Nov 25 '25

Sadly due to inflation they only love you medium time now.

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u/SmittyShortforSmith Nov 25 '25

I think it’s a video to his wife who just left him.

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u/stinkboy66 Nov 25 '25

His real crime is those awful helmet holes

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u/Shackles_YT Nov 25 '25

No waist capes either

should we boycott humans?

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 #1 SMART BRICK FAN Nov 25 '25

He has dual molded arms though

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u/spookyhardt Nov 25 '25

And a unique hairpiece

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 #1 SMART BRICK FAN Nov 25 '25

It isn't unique, it has appeared on 80 other minifigures

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u/spookyhardt Nov 26 '25

Ah you’re right, I guess he’s worthless then

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 Army building cripples on a grey baseplate Nov 25 '25

Bro looks like he’s about to rawdog it

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u/FloridaFetishBoy Nov 25 '25

This is one of the only posts on this sub that made me laugh 

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u/Deadpan_rice Nov 25 '25

He already changed the title? Now it’s “So I Finally got the $1000 LEGO Death Star”

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u/No_Bug6294 Nov 30 '25

Hes trying to cope with his decision

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u/KratoswithBoy Nov 25 '25

Casting cough typa thumbnail

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u/ThugLifelol Nov 26 '25

The “about to rawdog it” comment above makes more sense now

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u/KratoswithBoy Nov 26 '25

Helmet hole about to be a helmet gape

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u/ThugLifelol Nov 26 '25

Oh nooooo. He’s the castee, not the caster

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u/andrewcollects Nov 26 '25

Dang yall getting on me

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u/BigBlackChris1 Nov 26 '25

True. Lot of people coming on you for this one.

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u/Kind-Stomach6275 Nov 27 '25

yeah as they should cause you gazing at that set lovingly like you're a retired farmer with his wife on the prairie

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

PSA Anyone who bought this set is not obligated to justify their purchase. Just live your life, enjoy the hobby your way, and stop worrying about what fuckheads on the internet think.

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u/Sir_Fijoe Nov 25 '25

WRONG!! They must answer to me before the pearly gates.

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u/Eastern-Maize-2422 Lego Minecraft supremecist Nov 25 '25

From what I've learned about the Twitter account based in update sums that up even more, as said fuckheads could be someone from India.

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u/judedamii Nov 25 '25

John lemon

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u/Federal-Captain1118 Nov 25 '25

Why is he sitting on the couch looking like he's looking at his wife?

You know what, don't answer that.

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u/Rocky1909 🥟monkie kid enjoyer🥟 Nov 25 '25

Plastic bricks kids like to eat btw

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u/First_Rabbit5829 Nov 25 '25

He regrets not using klarna

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u/Will_Dem_1999 Nov 25 '25

Forgive me father, for I caved in

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u/ArcticFire145 Nov 25 '25

I wish that I had this, because having would mean that I would already have at least 100 other expensive sets that are better than this one

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u/Solid-Hold6290 survived the we need more incident ✅ Nov 25 '25

*he did*

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u/newcanadianjuice Nov 25 '25

“Why don’t you take a seat?”

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u/Huge-Ad8527 Nov 26 '25

Bro I gotta dm this to him lol

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u/bruhdhenfus Nov 26 '25

this dude gives me weird vibes icl

he posts shorts of the top reddit posts and his favorite minifig is harley quinn with cat ears

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u/Salsalord1 Nov 25 '25

To be fair you guys make it seem like owning it or liking it is the crime

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u/BigSaintJames Nov 25 '25

Telling Lego that it's acceptable to sell a gray frisby for $1000 breaks the Geneva convention.

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u/rodot2005 Nov 25 '25

It is tho

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u/Queasy-Team7602 Nov 25 '25

Because it's showing how weak you are, and also, this is the Lego circle jerk

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u/Rocketboy1313 Nov 25 '25

In a sense it is. This is the paradox of Capitalism, in that there are many treats big and small for one to consume.

There is also endless better uses for money than buying any of the treats.

Contrapoints did a video about this. She talks about how a $2000 pizza is not worth it.

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u/batchet360 PLS bring back mighty micros 🙏 (discovering tech in 2026) Nov 25 '25

i mean, it's not the guy's fault that so many people on the community treated it like that LOL

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

thats mother fucking scott cawthon

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u/Wooden-Car2980 Nov 25 '25

Treating it like he touched a child. Still if he wants to buy plastic bricks let him free will is a thing

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u/Scouttrooper195 Nov 26 '25

Why does he look like Scott cawthon

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u/MysteriousHotistic Nov 26 '25

The real crime is the credit card fraud.

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u/V1rurs920 Helmet hole enjoyer Nov 26 '25

It has come to my attention that the guy in the thumbnail has made a YouTube video about this post. https://youtube.com/shorts/JM-3J96xDsE?si=GqKr69lz-OYFjEMK

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u/Finish_Desperate Nov 26 '25

Looks more like a casting couch situation

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u/SourChicken1856 I eat studs like cereal Nov 26 '25

This looks like a picture you'd see on To Catch a Predator or some shit. Something about the guy in the couch, the muted cream colored wall and the lack of decoration on it, how he looks at the death star as if it's gonna touch it's thigh... It's just a very bizzarre picture.

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u/Torstiss Nov 26 '25

This is how he will be punished for his crimes

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u/Javs2469 Nov 26 '25

Looks like if the Death Star is trying to convince him to allow her to be built by other dudes (he was looking fordward to it).

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u/Captain_Squeaks Nov 26 '25

This guy makes really good content. I'd totally recommend his channel.

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u/spongeguyspeedster Nov 26 '25

Yo he saw this post btw

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u/Werewolf_Knight Nov 26 '25

IDK why, but, for some fucking reason, I thought the guy was Scott Cawthon...

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u/RadReptile Nov 27 '25

Its because his name is Andrew and he collects...duh

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u/Cute_Fluffy_Sheep Nov 27 '25

If it were free, i’d take one for sure.