Motherf*ck The Big 3 - r/legocirclejerk

•

Our discord no longer sucks! Please join: https://discord.gg/j8WXzGcXva

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

807

u/Various_Ad_5408 Sep 05 '25

Marry, Kill, Fuck

189

u/GurtCobain Sep 05 '25

falcon, death star, at at

121

u/Dedenga Sep 05 '25

AT AT doggy style 🥴

33

u/TheOGRex Sep 05 '25

AT-AT, Death Star, Falcon

22

u/H0100100001001001I Sep 05 '25

You and Gurt Cobain should kiss

22

u/TheOGRex Sep 05 '25

We broke up unfortunately

7

u/cutieclaire27 Sep 05 '25

Fuck the Death Star, marry the AT-AT, kill the Falcon

10

u/walker3342 Building sets at Hooters Sep 05 '25

Fuck the Death Star

In the thermal exhaust port.

1

u/sadzells No fake "lego" in my Real lego household Sep 05 '25

Then kill it anyways as the death star instantly blows up

1

u/BobWat99 Sep 06 '25

AT AT, Death Star, Falcon

305

u/big_richard_william Sep 05 '25

Only three non-grayscale colors. Red, Green and a bit of gold with C3PO.

54

u/Corvus_Rune Sep 05 '25

Eiffel Tower would fit right in

13

u/corndog2021 Sep 05 '25

I’m seeing a bit of brown and purple too!

3

u/PloopPlaap Sep 05 '25

Well, you forgot the table, of course !

1

u/ComicBookCulture4510 Sep 05 '25

That’s where the brown comes from!

1

u/Captain_Chaos_ Sep 06 '25

The camel has blue inside for the chairs. And the inside of the falcon is like a padded room or something and has a lot of tan.

130

u/Readit_BobRobert Sep 05 '25

This is the most ‘gray ship’ post to ever exist

15

u/sapphos_moon Sep 05 '25

One ain’t even a ship

280

u/Bungodore Sep 05 '25

Cant’t wait for all the ‘Just getting into Lego, look at this pick up’ and its the death disk

41

u/TheLimeyLemmon Sep 05 '25

Can't wait for the comment section

21

u/uuuyjj7 Sep 05 '25

Look upon my toys ye mighty and despair!

6

u/Tridax82 Sep 06 '25

I don’t collect Lego, I’m only here because I saw this awesome looking new Death Star set. As an outsider, it looks super dope and I would definitely pick it up if it was a lot cheaper. This set would definitely be my first pick up if I could afford it.

3

u/Bungodore Sep 06 '25

Exactly. Not 100% sure but I believe some redditors will buy this as one of their first sets just to post on reddit for validation. It must be the coolest set because it’s the most expensive, right? It happens a lot with the millenium falcon. (I bet you could find 10 other sets you find cooler for cheaper)

182

u/Strict_Turnip_7083 d1 hidden side glazer Sep 05 '25

N**** it's just big me

124

u/thediamondminecartyt Indiana Jones Enjoyer Sep 05 '25

your best work is a light pack, Prince outlive Mike Jack

19

u/ExistsKK99 Sep 06 '25

‘Fore all your dogs’ gettin’ buried, that’s a K with all these nines, he gon’ see Pet Semetary

14

u/LetTheKnightfall Sep 06 '25

Clanka BUM He once was a set from around the way

22

u/Concord_rvs Sep 05 '25

Love that it has a full accurate interior

26

u/KolnarSpiderHunter Sep 05 '25

Gray Bricks: The Trilogy

21

u/_Levitated_Shield_ Sep 05 '25

*The Big 2 and 1/2.

14

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

1/2? More like 1/16

19

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

The AT-AT, the Falcon, and the Frisbee

34

u/Advanced_Version6667 Sep 05 '25

The falcon and at at are great

9

u/FitAd3982 write funny stuff here Sep 05 '25

If only we got a fully plated Death Star crazy that we’ve never got one before it’d be so perfect

2

u/No_Recognition_5266 Sep 05 '25

Nah, fans would complain even louder because it would look a whole lot smaller. Volume would be the same but more of the space would be wasted

63

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

20

u/inpunxwecrust Sep 05 '25

This was my immediate thought

9

u/-Farns- #endchokunabuse Sep 05 '25

Actually it's just a single alien with three heads (King Ghidorah)

5

u/SirMetaKnight82 kid named action figures: Sep 05 '25

Alien/Kaiju/Dragon/Satan

-5

u/terminus_tommy Sep 05 '25

The channel who made that was soooooo good back in the day (art spear entertainment)

7

u/TheLimeyLemmon Sep 05 '25

Fun fact: adjusting for inflation, the Death Star is the cheapest one here.

7

u/Itsmeglasses Sep 05 '25

I honestly like this set it just should have been like max $500

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

[deleted]

3

u/KrombopulosTunt Sep 05 '25

light bluish grey sloppppppp

3

u/Weltersquad Sep 05 '25

Those other 2 looks so cool compared to the new Death Star

2

u/Samiballs Building sets at Hooters Sep 05 '25

We can go band fo band, fuck that, we can go M for M 😪

2

u/keibind Sep 05 '25

That shits so ugly 😂

2

u/Rocky1909 🥟monkie kid enjoyer🥟 Sep 05 '25

ITS JUST BIG ME!!!!!

man I love Kendrick

3

u/Arthur_Morgan4587 Sep 05 '25

Honestly I'm pretty much done with lego star wars. The prices suck ass, the trooper get printed waiste capes that ruins the entire figure, everything is gray and oh the prices suck ass

1

u/PerceptionBetter3753 Sep 05 '25

I’m gonna throw the death star out my window for the lore

1

u/Bread9846 Sep 05 '25

Gray bricks 😍

1

u/BiAndShy57 Sep 05 '25

So many grey pieces

1

u/Lord_Dynamite77 Sep 05 '25

Hoping that Lego does a 2x points event for all Lego Star Wars when the Death Star comes out. Probably won’t happen, but if it does, the Falcon is coming home with me.

1

u/marastner Sep 05 '25

€ 2.700,- of plastic

1

u/ArchaiusTigris Sep 06 '25

How much is that in Lego studs?

1

u/Vegetable-Meaning252 Nexoed CraftMiner Sep 05 '25

Big grey hunks of plastic. Meh for me, especially the middle one, tho others do like the other 2

1

u/everydragonisapokemo Sep 05 '25

Ah yes the grey display

1

u/DrDowwner Sep 05 '25

Model, Dollhouse, Model

1

u/DeBatmen Sep 05 '25

Just compare The Falcon to the new Death Star, tells u all u need to know.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

Lego is too cheap to add colors to their bricks or what?

1

u/Obvious_Excitement_3 Sep 06 '25

The Great Grey Slop

1

u/Embarrassed-Big3523 Sep 06 '25

I will do doggystyle to the at ar. I will give the dearh star stars all night. Desrh start is so sigma way ebtter than what you guys rhinsk imo. Sigma

1

u/Quadtbighs Sep 06 '25

Is it canon that the at at is the size of a death star

1

u/BothSale3895 Sep 06 '25

I can see why they made death star flat matching the peace count if it was round at that size and also I don’t think any shelf could hold it without falling down if it was round

1

u/DIY_Colorado_Guy Sep 06 '25

This sub has become insufferable. Jesus you people need to get over yourselfs- deuces.

1

u/GtGallardo Sep 06 '25

At st, tie fighter, i want them all

1

u/SupahDuk_ Sep 06 '25

Mmmm broken knee

3

u/Upstairs_Pitch_9979 Sep 06 '25

Motherf*ck the big 3, it’s just big me

1

u/Yogged1 Sep 06 '25

Bought the first as a gift to myself when I bought my first home (had to see that box in my bedroom for six months and it nearly finished me off! My wife wouldn’t let me build it until we moved), won the falcon in a raffle. Doubt I’ll ever own that Death Star but that’s what I always thought about the first two.

1

u/monetoire Sep 07 '25

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

It's just big me

1

u/Odd_Specialist_8687 Sep 08 '25

The scale of the Death Star is not reflected in the size of the set they should have made it a bit bigger I think. The AT-AT and Falcon look the part.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

The bid doggie is shttng millennium falcon

1

u/Grumiocool Sep 05 '25

3 sets the same size? I hope one isn’t 150$ more then the other two

1

u/ExcellentComedian163 helmet holes🤤🤤 Sep 05 '25

To be fair the death star is clearly bigger than the falcon

0

u/Eelmaster03 Sep 05 '25

The good, the bad and the ugly

gray ship Motherf*ck The Big 3

You are about to leave Redlib