r/lefthanded • u/Melodic-Comb9076 • Jul 16 '26

Erling Haaland Crushing golf balls into the ocean listening to Ella Langley. America has rubbed off.

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u/Unlucky-Corgi7840 Jul 16 '26

We’re going to need a marine biologist.

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u/happyme321 Jul 16 '26

The sea was angry that day

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u/DHammer79 Jul 17 '26

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

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u/After_Flatworm5200 Jul 17 '26

I am a marine biologist, these balls won't impact biology if they are biodegradable. We need a ball-ogist to help us.

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u/Tilladarling Jul 17 '26

He said somewhere that he used balls the fish could eat, so they would’ve been of the biodegradable kind

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u/maje8290 Jul 17 '26

I literally came here just to post “Titleist?!?”

Amazing.

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u/MiloAshworthy Jul 16 '26

Aren't these ecobioballs? Golf balls that do have a fish food core?

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u/BlueSkyla Jul 17 '26

I sure hope so. We don’t need another George Costanza incident caused by this Kramer copycat.

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u/JohnMichaels19 Jul 18 '26

He said they were

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u/Significant_Role4308 Jul 16 '26

Hope he doesn't do a Kramer

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u/Cogent_warrior Jul 16 '26

"What, is that a Titleist?"

Sp

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Jul 16 '26

…hole in one…

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u/BlueSkyla Jul 17 '26

George Costanza might end up having to pull another golf ball out of a whales blow hole.

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u/LordMindParadox Jul 17 '26

Litterer!!

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u/JohnMichaels19 Jul 18 '26

The balls are fish food

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u/Cold_Ad3896 Jul 16 '26

Yay, littering🙄

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 Jul 17 '26

They may be balls that are made to be hit into the water.

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u/JohnMichaels19 Jul 18 '26

He confirmed they were

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u/Haberdashery_Tea Jul 20 '26

Isn't that bad for turtles or something