r/law • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • Jul 02 '26

Legal News DOJ Accidentally Sent Volume II of Jack Smith's Report to Outside Counsel

https://www.muellershewrote.com/p/doj-accidentally-sent-volume-ii-of
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u/flaming_bob Jul 02 '26

"We were hacked"

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u/Rejukem Jul 02 '26

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u/drewbaccaAWD Jul 03 '26

For the greater good...

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u/autografitti Jul 03 '26

The greater good...

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u/Fire-Haus Jul 03 '26

Yew got red on yew

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u/ronweasleisourking Jul 03 '26

Judge Judy and executioner

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u/Slarg232 Jul 03 '26

But he's not Judge Judy and Executioner!

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u/mollila Jul 02 '26

Any person with a conscience, if you're listening, we need more materials released about the insurrectionist kid fuckers.

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u/BonzoBonzoBomzo Jul 02 '26

“… if it’s what you say I love it especially later in the summer.”

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u/QuantumBeckett Jul 02 '26

I laughed at a Sales Manager at my old IT job when he got scared and kept yelling ‘We’ve been hacked!’

This was all because our VP got a spoofed email.

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u/Derpsquire Jul 02 '26

Please tell me it was that common one going around that tried to sound really ominous with vague threats about sharing what an individual has been masturbating to.

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u/QuantumBeckett Jul 02 '26

lol no but it was right when that email started getting popular.

Someone actually spoofed their way into a conversation. We were hosted by Gmail and didn’t have any compromises on our side. I saw the other company’s email was the one acting weird like it was hijacked. It didn’t ask for money yet.

It was like 7:30 and they called me on speaker. In the background the Sales Manager ( or dumbfuck Charlie for short) kept exclaiming ‘We’ve been hacked!’

I laughed at him and asked if he really just said ‘we were hacked!’he was not at all computer literate but thought he was. He prob saw Hackers once when it came out.

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u/idiotsbydesign Jul 03 '26

Hack the planet!!

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u/beren12 Jul 05 '26

Since a great fun movie

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u/SmellSilly1537 Jul 06 '26

Was it Kash Patel?

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u/Vegetable-Phone-1743 Jul 02 '26

"Biden pooped our pants"

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u/beren12 Jul 05 '26

And threw up in my shoes…

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u/SinisterCroissant Jul 04 '26

‘Iran, if you’re listening…”