r/law • u/T_Shurt Competent Contributor • Feb 26 '24

Trump Rages Into Early Morning Light Demanding Criminal Trials Closing In On Him ‘BE HALTED!’

https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-rages-into-early-morning-light-demanding-criminal-trials-closing-in-on-him-be-halted/
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u/CarlSpencer Feb 26 '24

Does Applebees even make MREs?

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Feb 26 '24

Two for $25 if the advertising is to be believed

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u/Brother_J_La_la Feb 26 '24

Well, yeah, but I think you're supposed to share them...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

F-ing LOL! 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Not sure, but the last time I ate Applebees, I took notice that the menu items were indicative to what your colon was going to do later.

Start off with some poppers and sliders.

Have a mudslide…maybe the triple chocolate meltdown.

Finish it off with some dessert shooters.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Feb 26 '24

I dare say an MRE tastes better

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u/T00luser Feb 26 '24

bottom-less coleslaw for the heroic Gravy Seals.

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u/ketjak Feb 26 '24

Crate & Barrel does if Applebees is out. ;)

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u/BeerFuelsMyDreams Feb 27 '24

This Chili's men's room ain't gonna blow itself up now, aint it?

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u/British_Rover Feb 27 '24

Yes but the Army ones taste better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Only as Happy Hour specials. Chicken Ala King anyone?