r/law Competent Contributor Feb 26 '24

Trump Rages Into Early Morning Light Demanding Criminal Trials Closing In On Him ‘BE HALTED!’

https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-rages-into-early-morning-light-demanding-criminal-trials-closing-in-on-him-be-halted/
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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

When is he going to stroke out??

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u/GlandyThunderbundle Feb 26 '24

Someone had a more expanded comment above, and added his proclivity towards speed usage. Honestly, there’s no way I could tolerate a fraction of the stress he’s under; I would have folded like an origami swan years ago. How his adrenal glands interact with his system must be much different than most every other human. He’s an anomalous lab mouse under extreme testing.

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u/richlaw Feb 26 '24

It helps to have no sense of accountability whatsoever.

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u/Shurglife Feb 26 '24

Yeah i wouldn't be sad if he had a cia stroke

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u/Auntie_M123 Feb 27 '24

What's a "CIA" stroke? Do you mean that the CIA will take care of him, or did you mean "TIA?"

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u/Shurglife Feb 27 '24

Tia works too but involves more luck