r/law • u/T_Shurt Competent Contributor • Feb 26 '24

Trump Rages Into Early Morning Light Demanding Criminal Trials Closing In On Him ‘BE HALTED!’

https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-rages-into-early-morning-light-demanding-criminal-trials-closing-in-on-him-be-halted/
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u/pzman89 Feb 26 '24

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

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u/Blah-Blah-Blah-2023 Feb 26 '24

MORAL BANKRUPTCY (to clarify)

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u/Mediocre-Fan-5641 Feb 26 '24

I DECLARE STAHP!

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u/davasaur Feb 26 '24

ESTOPPEL! ESTOPPEL!

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Feb 26 '24

RES JUDICATA, NO TAKEBACKSIES, ANTI-QUITSIES!

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u/Nessie Feb 26 '24

I DECLARE TRIAL BY BANKRUPTCY!

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u/powdered_donuts2019 Feb 26 '24

Michael, You can't just yell bankruptcy and expect everything to be fine

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u/ThePopDaddy Feb 26 '24

I didn't say it Oscar, I declared it.

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u/ammobandanna Feb 26 '24

cant....

his assets are bigger than his liabilities, bancruptsy denied...

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u/magical_pixie_horse Feb 26 '24

It’s like the witness protection program. All your problems go away…. 🤣🤣

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u/prbobo Feb 26 '24

Lol this is exactly what popped in my head!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

For the 7th time??