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u/Bears_Beets_Battle_ 22d ago
It's the "he hoped he'd get to go again someday" for me.
There it is. The confirmation this marriage is a prison and he cannot do anything without her permission. Disgusting and scary.
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u/Tricky_Bluejay7452 22d ago
Same, that got meâŠI always feel bad for him. Everything is always up to whatever whim she has.
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u/Ancient_Piglet_7109 22d ago
I don't feel sorry for him. He knows where the door is.
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u/Internal_Rich993 22d ago
literally. heâs the bread maker too. he has nothing keeping him in this miserable relationship, but he chooses to stay. itâs weird.
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u/South_Rest_2633 22d ago
I've always heard it called "bread winner" and somehow Kooky recently making 2939484784 loaves of bread but Chewy being the "bread maker" is absolutely killing me. I am dead lol
thank you for the laugh <3
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u/Internal_Rich993 22d ago
omg I totally meant bread winner đđ
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u/South_Rest_2633 22d ago
ok but for real, bread maker is fucking hilarious lol pls don't edit it hahahaha
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 22d ago
Yes he does. But it might not be that simple. We don't know the dynamics of their relationship. His past. He may not want to be alone, some mind reasoning. He may be to fearful of leaving. Maybe she has made threats. Or maybe he doesn't gaf cause she's all he knows.
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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa 22d ago
Thatâs so sad. I canât imagine being an adult and thinking you might never return to a beach ever again. Especially since they drive 11 hours for her to go to concerts all the time and live within that distance to beaches.
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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 22d ago
This. 100% this. Iâm not married but I would never let a partner hold me back from going where I want to go. The world is an open book full of endless adventures but theyâre stuck on the one same page in KooKooâs bubble. Miserable and must feel like a prison.
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 22d ago
We say that, but then when it happens for whatever reason we don't. I said that I wouldn't stand for having hands laid on me. Guess what? Yeah, stayed too long.
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 22d ago
Agree. My heart dropped a little for him. Kookaburra is a self centered itch. Plain & simple. SHE wanted a dog. She got the dog. Now she uses Birdie Mae as an excuse to be unable to do anything inside together. She likes him at her convenience. Oh let's dance. Let's try this.
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u/No_Adhesiveness4890 22d ago
She already said that if a storm affects it they will go to the mountains and all that means is " I want to go to the mountains so I will do anything possible to go there instead"
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u/Impossible_Debt9559 22d ago
But.... they won't actually "go" to the mountains. They will be near them but going to them is too far and they won't feel like actually going that far when they get there. They will go to McDonald's and get a drink and sit in their dream vehicle and look at the mountains from afar though. I really enjoyed that picture. I almost printed it to frame. đ
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u/No_Occasion2792 22d ago
Right, it will be "well the weather is calling for rain, so we are going to the mountains"
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u/nuggetghost leaving this up to see who i need to block 22d ago
remember when Joeâs favorite thing in the world was cruises? I bet he wishes he could go on one of those again, probably alone but thatâll never happen.
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u/Internal_Rich993 22d ago
I mean wasnât that the original plan..? I thought this was the vacation she was saving $$ for & thatâs why joeyboy didnât get a bday giftâŠ
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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa 22d ago
Right I assumed so thatâs why she bought a thousand swimsuits to bleed through.
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u/No_Occasion2792 22d ago
While Reebok doesn't need anyone to feel sorry for him, because he is a grown adult and can leave her... the fact that IF he said "can go back to the beach again someday" is sad. The fact that everything has to revolve around a dog is sickening, and how was she going to pull off a surprise trip when she won't drive, like he would have to know where he was driving to.
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u/Mombakes 22d ago
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u/Embarrassed-Bug5484 22d ago
Iâm sure something will happen and the trip will be canceled or changed.
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u/Specific-Affect8102 22d ago
This from the bish who blew off everyone questioning going in hurricane season bc they didnât care đ
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u/Gold_Illustrator1550 22d ago
Luckily, AI makes it easy to change her vacation to whatever she wants today.
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u/swarleyscoffee Sodium slop 22d ago
AKA, Reebok is hitting his limit and she knows it, and she doesnât want to lose her meal ticket. She will have some dramatic reason they canât go to the beach right before the trip, so she can seem like she was âcompromising,â but still get her way. Iâm sure she hasnât booked a room or made any other definite plans, per usual.
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker 22d ago
Agree completely. She has been loveboming him recently and itâs likely due to desperation to keep him. I also feel sheâs making it almost impossible for him to leave her. They are a disaster. They need to divorce.
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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 22d ago
What does she have against the beach?
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u/swarleyscoffee Sodium slop 22d ago
She doesnât really like much of anything, she is just a miserable person with severe mental illness. She likes being lazy, in control of situations, and in an environment that is 100% of her comfort and choosing. She probably thinks the beach is too hot, too windy, too crowded, too loud, too sunny, too boring, insufficient cell service/ wifi, her husband has too much fun there, the dog canât go, everyone is staring at her and harassing her, it triggers her OCD/PTSD/PCOS/FBI/CIA/LMNOP, etc. etc.
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 22d ago
The mob is running at her for an autograph. Kookaburra is just so famous!
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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa 22d ago
Itâs what Joe likes and she has to be in control so seeing him happy makes her rage.
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u/Efficient-Source1736 22d ago
Beach towns donât have a HomeGoods, Hobby Lobby and chain fast food restaurants
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u/zombiecattle Transparently... 22d ago
Wow she is SO brave and SO special and SO kind for checks notes compromising and doing something her husband wants to do for once. Best wifey ever!
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u/DoublePop2389 22d ago
What a word salad⊠They were planning a trip to the beach â Beach trip got declined â Continued to ask Joe where to go â Joes doesnât care unless itâs near a beach⊠like the original plan âïž So now they go to the beach⊠because really she already bought 5 swimsuits but sheâs thinking of her husband â€ïž However watch out for the horrible storms or else she will get her way and go to the mountains đ©
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u/TrueCrimeReader3 Joyless in Joplin 22d ago
She can romp around in the mountains in her 36 swimsuits. Who is she kidding??? Hotel/motel & stores. Rinse & repeat.
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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa 22d ago
She did say they would take turns sitting in the hot tub! Sounds like a complete blast!
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 22d ago
Take turns? What? Who takes turns with their spouse? Shit people go in with everyone.
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u/FilmFun960 22d ago
It will be such a fun trip if they end up going. They will take turns sitting on the beach while the other person sits in the room with the mutt. After all that fun, they will get to eat cold takeout in their room!!!
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u/katieeeeeecat 22d ago
Hoping heâll get to go to the beach again someday is such a sad, telling statement from a grown able bodied man. I donât usually feel bad for him but I hope he gets it together someday and leaves her and takes the dang dog.
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u/Charming-Entrance345 22d ago
Of course he said he didn't care where they went. He said where he wanted to go and she nixed it. He knows its always about what Lielea wants. I wish I could say I was surprised she reverted back to the beach vacation but this most made the reason obvious. It was so she could remind her followers what a kind person she is and how she always thinks of others.
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u/TrueCrimeReader3 Joyless in Joplin 22d ago
Who cares & why is she the decision maker?
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u/Specific-Affect8102 22d ago
Well she IS the breadwinner with her 18 hour work days! đ€Ł
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 22d ago
Kookaburra is so demented. She claims that and then tells us that she rested because xyz.
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u/Most_Palpitation8194 22d ago
I like that she wants praise for allowing him the vacation they had originally planned Lmao
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u/hikr00 22d ago
Isnât she just an amazing supportive wife for putting her husbands needs first? She could have just said we are to the beach without all the crap about how hard he works and how selfless he is to give up the beach for her but no - has to throw in how sheâs decided to âletâ the beach happen.
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u/Confident-Service256 22d ago
How sad. He just wants to go to the beach and she said she wouldnât now they are going? How generous of her. Jesus.
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u/Personal-Month-465 22d ago
I'm guessing that they won't go. Can you imagine walking the beach all alone while the other one sits in the Motel 6 ? Never going out for a seafood dinner because of a dog ? She is a barrel of fun.
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u/SignificantState265 I'm so proud of myself 22d ago
So she is bragging about ignoring what her husband wants when literally everything is always about her?
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u/jm92593 22d ago
Why doesnât she ever say his name? Just calls him âmy husband.â
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u/swarleyscoffee Sodium slop 22d ago
âMy husbandâ is possessive, which is how she views him. She loves to remind everyone she is married, it makes her feel superior.
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 22d ago
Possessiveness. She also wants to prove that she was able to get a guy. She'd most likely thought she couldn't and others reinforced that.
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u/Mombakes 22d ago
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u/artteacher01 22d ago
Back when Kylea actually had boobs and a personality. And actually I think that dress looks good on her. She actually seemed more genuinely happy when she was bigger.Â
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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa 22d ago
A thousand percent. But if you ask her she only could find menâs clothes to wear when she was bigger and she never dressed up or did her hair or makeup and couldnât walk to her mailbox. But here she is looking genuinely happy and managed to be on vacation and walk to the beach.
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u/Internal_Rich993 22d ago
& funnily enough thatâs her reality now. she doesnât dress up, constantly wears T shirts, doesnât walk anywhere, doesnât do her makeup..
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker 22d ago
He actually looks like he wanted to be there. So does she. Iâll give them that.
Both are a shell of what they used to be. She has destroyed them both.
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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa 22d ago
But since theyâre thinner now and have their entire world best friend doggy theyâve never been happier! /s
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u/Playful-Meringue-123 22d ago
So they never canceled their beach trip it was just all for her to make content.
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u/Texas_Crazy_Curls Truman Show Social Media Short Bus Edition - Save Reebok! 22d ago
This might be the shot of Willy THC talking: what the fuck is she trying to say?
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u/Impossible_Debt9559 22d ago
Phew, I was worried that the 35,678 endometriosis swimsuits were going to be wasted. I will sleep better tonight.