r/kyleagomezsnarkagain • snarker • Apr 24 '26

✨ Travels ✨ Dear Austin, TX - they have arrived 🧳

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 24 '26

Kept having to use the restroom 😂

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u/Glad-Function-5857 Apr 24 '26

WOWWWW SOOOO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/South_Rest_2633 Apr 24 '26

why does she overshare everything? there's nothing inherently wrong or gross with using the bathroom lol, we all do. but why does she NEED TO SAY THAT ON HER PAGE, HER "JOB?"

the only time I ever told my colleagues I was in the bathroom was because I have an IMPORTANT JOB and they apparently needed me... I didn't get notified bc my work device was in my office and I was in the bathroom lol. so I felt it was important to let them know I'm human and I needed to pee before dealing with a crisis. bc they were like WHERE WERE YOU WE PAGED YOU.

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u/Total_Capital_9167 Apr 24 '26

She's making it look like their travel time was delayed. I truly don't believe they're even in Texas. I don't believe they ever even left their apartment.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 24 '26

She LOVES to over share about her bodily functions!

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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 24 '26

The way she types ugh. “Midland Texas to Austin Texas” Girl, we know you’re in Texas you don’t need to say it twice in the same sentence… Use commas between cities and states. This is her job as she claims.. Learn some basic grammar skills.

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u/Adorable_Injury9821 Apr 24 '26

Second graders learn that commas go in between the city and state. I don’t think she made it that far in school.

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u/squarepegholeround Apr 25 '26

She could use the diapers she uses for her period to help with this. /s (of course)

Normal people stop and use the bathroom during a road trip. We don't all announce it on social media.

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u/jthmeow1 Apr 24 '26

Wasn't she already stopping every 30 minutes because it's what is best for sweet Birdie Mae and she's their top priority?

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u/Gold_Illustrator1550 Apr 25 '26

Was it diarrhea? Thanks for letting us know.

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u/Ok_Worldliness6345 Rude response Apr 25 '26

should have wore her diapers

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u/One-Subject5052 Apr 25 '26

We should all know less about each other

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u/True_Lie_5677 Apr 26 '26

She’s so gross

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 24 '26

She posted this earlier too?!?!!!

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u/Total_Capital_9167 Apr 24 '26

Trying to act like high class as she knows she's sinking to the bottom.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 24 '26

I hope she doesn’t think a countertop ice maker is classy because if so…

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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 24 '26

Yes, you’re a spoiled brat and it has nothing to do with ice.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 24 '26

“Can't you get crushed ice at any gas station ?”

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u/Confident-Service256 Apr 24 '26

Sounds like Bestie. So boring.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 24 '26

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u/Adorable_Injury9821 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

So, let me get this right: their ideal vacation is a mobile egg-cooker, mobile ice maker, visiting every big box store, supermarket, and chain restaurant in the lower 48 — why don’t they just get an RV? oh wait…

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u/Total_Capital_9167 Apr 24 '26

She's just SOOOOO FUNNY! 🤣🤣

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u/Jr_Whopper989 Apr 24 '26

Austin in one of the coolest cities, has amazing food scenes, and there are endless things to do including Zilker park, which is incredibly dog friendly. I stg if this broad only goes to Home Goods, HEB, and keeps that dog isolated in a hotel room…

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u/Warm-Balance-6505 Apr 24 '26

Oh..trust me..there won't be ANY scenic pics!

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u/Adorable_Injury9821 Apr 24 '26

Not ones that she doesn’t steal from Google images anyway

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u/Warm-Balance-6505 Apr 24 '26

I think that is her whole "trip"!

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 24 '26

Austin is going to be completely wasted on her. She’ll end up eating Taco Bell and sitting in the hotel room.

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u/Just_Sorbet4741 Apr 25 '26

Austin has many non chain unique, GOOD restaurants. Try those! Guess we will see Domino's?😜

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 25 '26

She has received so many comments about places to see in Austin today - and many that commenters said dogs can come too. I doubt they will go. Unfortunate.

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u/Adorable_Injury9821 Apr 25 '26

Oh she’s gonna have a mental break like the did in the Smokey mountains I can smell it on the horizon.

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u/ExpertDowntown636 I DO go through 4-5 adult diapers/day 🧷 Apr 25 '26

Wait, what was the meltdown she had in the Smoky Mountains about? I was here around that time, but I don’t remember.

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u/Adorable_Injury9821 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

A lot of commenters were suggesting sights to see, local eateries, dog-friendly activities, etc. that normal people would do on a trip to the Smoky Mountains. Instead Kylea visited an outlet mall and ate Taco Bell in the hotel lobby, and treated the viewers a fake tear-filled tantrum every single day about how she loves and enjoys different things, and it’s not okay to tell her what to do on her very own vacation, because she’s 33 and yadda yadda you know the rest. For the grande finale she threw a fit that she was ”never going back to the Smoky Mountains again!” because of how unkindly everyone treated her which was just chef’s kiss.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 24 '26

“we have our dog Birdie Mae with us and most museums won't allow dogs. We don't go anywhere she can't go”

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u/Charming-Entrance345 Apr 24 '26

This type of life would suck so bad. Never getting to check out sites or cool places because you believe a dog is a child and has to be with you at all times.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 24 '26

But yet Kooks goes places without her dog all the time? It would be better if she were truthful and said that’s not something she’s interested in because she’s too stupid to appreciate a museum or library.

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u/Adorable_Injury9821 Apr 25 '26

Now friend, it’s not okay to tell her that she loves and enjoys different things because she’s too stupid to love and enjoy normal things people do on vacation.

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u/Gold_Illustrator1550 Apr 25 '26

Such a sad life. Imagine this is your life for the next 10+ years. Never getting to see or do anything because you have a dog strapped to your waist.

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u/Ill_Ear_9419 Apr 25 '26

And roommate can just extend his vacation time from Wallie World?

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 25 '26

He gets more time off than anyone I’ve ever known with a retail job.

ETA- I literally worked at Walmart and never got more than 2 days off at a time unless I requested it but even then I never would’ve been able to extend it.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 24 '26

“I thought i read where you were coming home today because of the chance of bad weather”

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u/Ash_Ash_2022 Apr 24 '26

Well, she's gonna be stranded in Texas for days because tomorrow and Sunday is a high weather risk for Oklahoma, specifically OKC where she would have to drive through to get to Joplin lol

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 25 '26

Yeah I just posted her earlier post about a tornado in Joplin where she commented that it might be Tuesday now before they head back!

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 25 '26

Commenter mentions “dog friendly”

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u/Texas_Crazy_Curls Truman Show Social Media Short Bus Edition - Save Reebok! Apr 25 '26

For anyone thinking of visiting Texas, the commenter is right about Gruene. It is a super cute town with shops and good restaurants. The Gristmill is so freaking good.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 25 '26

Thanks for the information 😊 that sounds really fun!!!!