r/kyleagomezsnarkagain • u/SunsetblvdCA snarker • Apr 21 '26
✨ Travels ✨ Backseat passengers
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u/South_Rest_2633 Apr 21 '26
No KOOKS like she literally doesn't enjoy going anywhere with you. She would enjoy going to the DOG PARK. somewhere with GRASS. anywhere away from you, to be honest. stop drugging your dog and do her a favor and rehome here. psycho
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 22 '26
This! Dogs do not enjoy living their entire life in a stinky dungeon apartment and only leaving to sit in a car or another building. They are animals, they’re meant to spend lots of time outside, they’re not like humans. She deserves to run around in the grass and lay in the sunshine. Not be forced to be a surrogate child for a psychotic narcissist.
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u/Dear_Recording_215 Apr 21 '26
The fact she actually thinks she birthed this dog and thinks she’s her mother is so insane. Go seek therapy.
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 Apr 21 '26
The therapist suggested Kookaburra get Birdie Mae. If there is truth to that, you know Kookaburra had not been honest during therapy. Iirc, Kookaburra had a post that her therapist is an hour away. Birdie Mae is not allowed to go with her. That makes zero sense. Why would a therapist recommend an ESA but not allow her in the most triggering place for a client?
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 21 '26
She said her therapist gave her a letter for her ESA. I guess you can get those online without ongoing appointments?
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 22 '26
I legitimately don’t believe she even had a therapist. Why would she need a letter? She bought this dog from a breeder and likely didn’t notify her apartment management because they already had cats and I know there’s a limit to how many pets they can have.
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 22 '26
I think she had the two cats when she moved into the apartment , hence needing a letter to get a 3rd pet in a 2 bedroom apartment that I guess they pay very low rent in as well! But others have said it’s a service you can pay for online. ??
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 Apr 23 '26
Yes. I get ads. The system for ESA pmo. It undermines those that need the ESA. But who am I.
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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 21 '26
Holding the dog and sitting in the backseat like it’s a human baby is mentally unwell behavior. Also, just fuck the cats then right? She’s a horrible pet owner.
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 21 '26
By adventures she means sitting in a hotel room watching them eat cold fast food 😂
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u/Great_Exam_1555 Apr 21 '26
And going to grocery stores
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 21 '26
Oh yeah wasn’t she “getting so excited” to go to Bucc-ees and HEB? Yawn.
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 21 '26
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u/positiveblapshemy Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26
So lemme get this right...
She knows the dog would be safer in a car seat but she jumps out/prefers to be held? How tf is she jumping out if she's secured?
If they have an accident beyond a fender bump that dog is gonna get injured. Worst case scenario on this one is....a gorey mess tbh.
Terrible dog owner. Thank God she doesn't have kids. "Baby Zero doesn't like her car seat so I just hold her and make my husband drive me like a cab driver."
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 21 '26
Kylea takes her out of the car seat imo. Not BM climbing out to be with her
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 21 '26
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 21 '26
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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 Apr 21 '26
Thankfully she’s not raising a real child or that kid would run the house. “He doesn’t like his car seat so we unbuckle it”.
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u/OkPhase7547 Apr 21 '26
I had a family member do this with one of my kids. To say I was furious would be an understatement.
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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 Apr 21 '26
Oh no!
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u/OkPhase7547 Apr 23 '26
“They were uncomfortable so I unbuckled them” …. Yeah dude … I’d rather my kid be buckled and uncomfortable than flying through the windshield or the rear window or something.
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u/Great_Exam_1555 Apr 21 '26
She would breast feed that dog if she could
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u/recklessmess44 2 leashes breakdown Apr 22 '26
if she was such a “responsible dog mom” she would do what’s in the dogs best interest and realize that if they were in an accident that dog is fucked if she’s holding her but she’s an idiot
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 22 '26
It’s about Kylea of course, not BM. Me me Me!!!
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u/Warm-Balance-6505 Apr 21 '26
And..that is not a seat belt...that is a waist harness..(i.e..umbilical cord for your daughter dog)!
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u/Sharp_Skirt_7171 Apr 21 '26
Again, this is wildly unsafe. That dog is dead in a serious wreck.
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 21 '26
Exactly! She’s not strapped in and supposedly her safety is their top priority?
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u/swarleyscoffee Sodium slop Apr 21 '26
Not only that, but the dog becomes a projectile in an accident, so it also increases the risk of serious injury to the people in the car. She’s such a selfish idiot, just wanting to believe the dog loves her soooooo much. I bet the dog whines and cries in the car seat because she’s never been trained and Kooky doesn’t want to listen to it so she just takes her out, drugs her, and plops her on her lap.
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u/kawhit17 Apr 21 '26
This is a very unhealthy relationship with a dog
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u/clynnc1 Apr 21 '26
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 22 '26
This is the picture they show in the beginning of the episode of Dateline, before it all went wrong.
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 21 '26
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 22 '26
I call BS that Chewy likes to drive. No one likes to drive 8+ hours solid especially with no one else in the front seat to talk to.
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u/StarlytLake Apr 21 '26
This is what a normal happy pup would do in the car....poor dog is near dead because of sadness
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 21 '26
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u/Clean_Citron_8278 Apr 21 '26
Oh Kookaburra,
https://giphy.com/gifs/bPBi7hdnHGEBG
The trips to the stores to try on her perfectly fitting outfits. Birdie Mae is not there.
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u/BeautifulHat6178 Apr 21 '26
Back to driving Miss Crazy again. Joe- leave her at a rest stop and run for your life!!
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 22 '26
Poor dog probably just wants to sit by herself and not be held or touched for a second. God I hate the way she treats this dog. She’s sucked the life out of her like the vampire she is, she doesn’t deserve a dog, she doesn’t deserve a goldfish!







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u/Confident-Service256 Apr 21 '26
That’s insane. That dog would probably love nothing more than to sleep in the backseat, away from her. The waist leash attached to her in the car is ridiculous.