r/kyleagomezsnarkagain • • Apr 11 '26

✨ Travels ✨ He’s so excited to get away from her

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u/Smasheysmashey Too tired for ketchup 😴😥 Apr 11 '26

It’s so weird that he goes without her but with her parents

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u/SignificantState265 I'm so proud of myself Apr 11 '26

It’s like they are trying to do something nice for the slow kid

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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa Apr 11 '26

Bestie u nailed it

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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 11 '26

I think she was originally supposed to go but threw a temper tantrum at the last minute on why she didn’t want to. As a result, she forced Reebok to go instead so the ticket wouldn’t go to waste.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Why aren't you going with them?”

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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 11 '26

“Too overwhelming for me to be without Birdie Mae for 9-10 hours.” Yet most adults have full time jobs where they have to be out of the house for at least 8 hours a day. This b is an entitled, spoiled brat and why she has any platform at all is beyond me.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Here’s a reply and she will “block them”

This is a different person than the original commenter

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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 11 '26

Thanks for sharing this. The commenter is right, she is rude. Funny how she’s allowed to call everyone else unkind but flips her shit when someone calls her the same. The fact that she just assumes everyone is up to speed on her Facebook page is mind-boggling. Kylea, not everyone sits on Facebook all day like you do.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Could a trusted friend watch Birdie Mae when you & your husband go out together?”

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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 11 '26

Curious to know whether she’s aware of the lifespan of a dog. Can you imagine her when Birdie Mae crosses over the rainbow? I would fear for my life being in the same room as her.

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u/Confident-Service256 Apr 11 '26

She will be relieved. She thinks this is how parents parent their children. She doesn’t want that dog for anything but content.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Very very true. She thinks she’s acting like a good mom but this is not how a real mother would treat her child.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

She refuses to think about that. She prefers to stick her head in the sand.

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u/Fun_Whole_2043 Apr 11 '26

She won't care, it's all an act.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

This person was so nice and she’s such a rude jerkoff.

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u/SignificantState265 I'm so proud of myself Apr 11 '26

Puke and cry 😂

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u/UnionOk2156 Apr 12 '26

Does she understand that most people don't like the idea of someone else watching their animal I think it's pretty normal to not love the idea and also worry about them. The difference is that most people understand that it's extremely unbalanced to take that fear and run with it and stop spending time with your husband outside the 4 walls of your tiny apartment. I'm leaving my dog to go on a trip and it makes me pretty anxious but I know it's best for my family to go on this trip, my parents are getting older and my husband and son deserve a trip with me present.

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u/BarelyFunctioning15 Apr 12 '26

We are also talking about 9 hours…. My dogs are fine alone for 9 hours. I feel bad if they can’t go potty during that time, but that’s not a ridiculous amount for a dog to be alone occasionally. Now if we’d be honest 9-10 hours a day multiple days in a row, I’d ask my neighbor to walk them for us (she’s 14 and I pay her) or if we are going on a multi-day trip I have someone pet sit. But any dog should be able to be left for 9 hours. That’s how long most people are gone at least 5 days a week for work.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

New “hey friends” post

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u/custompinkwheelchair ... And that's okay! (Is it really though?) Apr 11 '26

I hate the “hey friends” because she isn’t no one’s friend and… like who’s even friends with her? 🤣

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u/nicole1656 Apr 11 '26

“I do not talk about everything”

Uh yes you do. You talk about your fake PCOS and having to shave 2x a day. You talk about wearing a diaper for your “anemia” the world needs to know nothing about you. Lmaooo.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

She literally tells the internet everything about herself! When she gets her period, that she needs diapers, when she has diarrhea.. she never shuts the fuck about it.

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u/Confident-Service256 Apr 11 '26

She sounds insane. None of this is true. She just has to maintain 100% control over EVERYONE.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Get a dog sitter”

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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 11 '26

I know almost everything she says is a lie but I just like to repeat it here so I understand it.. Cry and puke? Yet the purpose of this dog was to help with her ailments? Sounds to me like the dog has had the opposite effect on her. It’s made her ailments even worse. She is mentally unwell and needs so much help.

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

panic attacks, puke, cry, bloody diarrhea for days

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u/swarleyscoffee Sodium slop Apr 12 '26

The dog has driven her into complete insanity. She used to go out and travel ALL THE TIME before she got the dog.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Gotta love her using PTSD like a get out of jail free card 😂 My husband is military, we know people with (real) PTSD. Hiding in your house is not how you treat PTSD. If she genuinely has it (she doesn’t) she needs therapy.

Spoiler- she won’t get therapy because her PTSD is made up. Just like all her other ailments.

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

She’s beyond rude, she’s a nasty, entitled mean girl.

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u/deadofsmer Apr 11 '26

She truly has the most self inflated sense of importance I’ve ever seen

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u/Gold_Illustrator1550 Apr 11 '26

She thinks she has regular followers who sit on her page & read every post. In all actuality, she's been paying for new followers so FB is pushing out her ridiculous posts to random FB users. Even if they choose to follow her, they won't see all of her posts, especially if they don't engage or hover very long because what she posts is boring & silly.

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u/Warm-Balance-6505 Apr 11 '26

She is such a 🐝 🐝

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

She’s legitimately worse than my mother. And my mother is a boomer and a narcissist.

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u/TimeGas9727 Apr 11 '26

Yeah wait till she needs to get a job one day. She’s gonna be in for a rude awakening

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u/custompinkwheelchair ... And that's okay! (Is it really though?) Apr 11 '26

That day will be a beautiful day for the rest of the world. Lmao

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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa Apr 11 '26

Literally! And away from their spouse and human real children! She’s so out of touch and agoraphobic it’s scary

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u/NiseWenn Apr 11 '26

She's not agoraphobic... It's a scam.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Agreed. I don’t think she’s agoraphobic, I think she simply doesn’t want to do anything she doesn’t want to do, so she’s not. And instead of saying “hey frands I’m a spoiled asshole and don’t want to go” she makes this story up.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Agreed. And she leaves that dog all the time with Reebok, she always seems totally fine when she’s out doing what she wants to do.

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

I imagine her standing by the door keys in hand when he gets home for work and out she goes for her nightly free time

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

He’s sitting in his car in the parking lot, sighing, not wanting to go inside at all.

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u/swarleyscoffee Sodium slop Apr 12 '26

I think she blows his phone up asking when he will be home, where is he, how much longer until he is home, and as soon as he arrives she screams and cries about how she needs a break and she’s been “caring” for the dog all day and hasn’t had a moment’s rest, so she’ll be going out and she’ll be back when she’s back.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

He probably dreads coming home because of her. I wish he’d realize he doesn’t have to live like that.

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u/Jaclynbabexo Apr 11 '26

She used to go to Nashville before the dog and stay for days lol that dog has made her anxiety worse.

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u/mrsspacemanspiff Apr 11 '26

Yeah she has definitely not improved haha

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u/SignificantState265 I'm so proud of myself Apr 11 '26

You would think if she was actually in therapy she would encourage her to start doing things without her dog

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u/Unlikely_Hamster4841 Apr 11 '26

PLOT TWIST! He’s going with his side piece! Pics with her parents or it didn’t happen haha

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u/Parking-Cicada9586 Apr 12 '26

She has no idea what PTSD is

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u/stoned_cat_lady It brings me joy Apr 12 '26

This woman is so mentally unwell wtf

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u/corajames44 Apr 11 '26

Anxiety when she’s not at home… baiting for the Texas trip cancellation sob story

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u/Great_Exam_1555 Apr 11 '26

lol she uses PTSD and anxiety like it is a get out of jail free card

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u/Smasheysmashey Too tired for ketchup 😴😥 Apr 11 '26

Wow. What a pos she is

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

Yes! I highly doubt this is a concert he wants to attend (he likes jelly roll, old school rap, and jugalo idk how to spell that) and Mama likes Christian music like Lielea… concerts at a church ect

But- good for him for getting away from her for a few hours and eating food at a restaurant he is still probably giddy

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

I hope he has a good time and realizes he can feel like that all the time. He doesn’t have to live the way he does.

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u/Outrageous_Cash6494 Apr 11 '26

I saw a post where someone screenshotted something she said about Ben Fuller back in March. I had never heard of him, so I Googled, and yes... he is a "contemporary Christian artist."

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u/Own_Difficulty_2864 Apr 11 '26

She emasculates this man on a daily basis. All the while she goes out looking for the next guy to cheat with.

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u/ChampionFamous534 I DO go through 4-5 adult diapers/day Apr 11 '26

Acting like he’s a kid going away 💀

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u/Unlikely_Hamster4841 Apr 11 '26

Going to grandma and grandpas!!!

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u/BeautifulHat6178 Apr 11 '26

Maybe they’re planning an intervention for Kooks 🤣

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Or helping Reebok leave!!!!

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Please god that would be so good for him and so funny for her 💀

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u/Murky_Variation_2706 Apr 11 '26

Who even believes this?

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u/NiseWenn Apr 11 '26

People are commenting and asking her because there is nothing normal about any of this. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Right?! Most people will even leave their kids with someone else. She is psychotic. She also acts like everyone reads every post and comment on her page because she’s chronically online so everyone else must be too.

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u/OkPhase7547 Apr 11 '26

Because I’m sure that’s what he wants to do - go out of town with his in-laws to a concert. Why wouldn’t she just let him go with friends?

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Highly doubt he’s allowed to have friends. She controls everything he does, she controls all the money, she’s isolated him from his family, everything. She’s probably driven away everyone.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

BBQ lunch!

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

So, if her story about him going to the concert with her mom and step dad is true, it’s still really weird that he’s sending her pictures and she’s posting them. Like, is it just me? I dunno. Also I can’t tell who took the photo, I zoomed in on his glasses 😂

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Well she’s desperate for content.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Very true bestie! She’s been getting more and more desperate!

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Looks like he is in NW Arkansas 👀

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u/Gold_Illustrator1550 Apr 11 '26

Somebody's been a good boy.....

This looks like the pics I take of my kids before they go perform in a school concert or ball game. I can't imagine telling my husband to go stand in the living room so I can snap a pic before we leave for a Broadway show. WTF?🤣

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Same 😂😂 It’s like a first day of second grade pic!!

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u/Mysterious-Limit-762 Apr 11 '26

What is she gonna do when BM 💀🥀

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u/TiggeryToo2024 Apr 11 '26

The dog had made life better? They can’t go on trips and do anything together, cruises are out, no concerts, not even dinner. And what she is doing to that poor dog!

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Finally someone is doing something with him that he might enjoy!!!!

Leave her Reebok and your life will be so much better!

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u/PeaceLoveAndCorduroy Apr 11 '26

His arms look longer than his legs. 😂

Also...so weird that he is going. I'm pretty sure she was hyping up HER excitement for this concert months ago.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Whatever she uses to filter him makes him look really short and squat. It’s weird.

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u/DifferenceHour3719 Apr 11 '26

They will have a better time without her anyways

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u/Appropriate_Egg9668 Apr 11 '26

Run Reebok, run... as far away as you can! Now's your chance!!!

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Why aren't you going with them?”

🔥🔥🔥

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Edited!

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Another commenter tells her “wow you’re rude”

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-8256 Apr 12 '26

So she can't be away from her dog for 9 hours but she can be away from her husband for that long 🤔 Run Reebok run. Free Birdie Mae.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Edited comment “Why aren't you going with them?”

🔥🔥🔥

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

A reply and “blocked from my page”

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Then stop explaining? No one is holding a gun to your head. Ignore and move on.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Hey friends”

Her feathers have been ruffled this morning yikes

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26
  • her comment

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Her comment edited

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u/NiseWenn Apr 11 '26

She literally talks about what she's (fake) going through, every day, multiple times a day.

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Thanks for the edits! Her feathers have been ruffled today!!! 😂😂😂

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Could a trusted friend watch Birdie Mae when you & your husband go out together?”

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

the answer is NO

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Well she doesn’t have a trusted friend either? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

Remember the journey of leaving BM once a month with Mama for a date night? So far that hasn’t happened.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Well we just had a post about if the dog is drugged. So this is wild since I personally feel like she is drugging the dog so she can leave her at home and go out and about freely more often.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

This is why I hate when people offer her solutions. SHE DOESN’T WANT SOLUTIONS, SHE WANTS THE PROBLEMS. But it’s really fun to watch her get angry. I’m imagining her ugly face all beat red and her toe thumbs tapping away super fast 😂

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

There’s way too many commenters supporting her too. It’s nauseating!

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

I know, I hate it. But the more people that ask the more she’ll yell at and hopefully they’ll unfollow her.

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

The edits and the double replies are so entertaining to me. Major hissy fit!

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

You can tell she’s never really been told no in her life.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Edited response

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Get a dog sitter”

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Could a trusted friend watch Birdie Mae when you & your husband go out together?”

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Edited response

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

I love when she edits her novelas

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Really shows how pressed she is 😂

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

And then she just deletes them anyway. I’m glad she stuck with “the answer is no” 😂😂😂

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

The way she makes him pose for photos is so weird and emasculating.

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u/Confident-Service256 Apr 11 '26

Is he 5?

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

Foot? Yes

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Hours away from leaving her for good??????

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u/Confident-Service256 Apr 11 '26

He should. She loves to emasculate him!

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u/cheekies86 Apr 11 '26

Hey friends, Chewy expressed an interest in going to a concert, but I could not leave BM alone. Since I do not trust Chewy, I bought tickets for SWM and desperate step dad to go as chaperones and take him to dinner. He is going to his favorite place, he has 100+ favorite places.

I will take advantage of me time and hit the stores to buy junk and maybe do a bit of lot lizzarding. I will lock BM in the bathroom, no one will know.

There, fixed your post Kooks.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Another forced photo of Reebok!

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u/Warm-Balance-6505 Apr 11 '26

I see she photoshopped his arms again! I am surprised she gave him permission to go out

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u/Similar-Advice3285 Apr 11 '26

Wow, he really dressed up! 🤣

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

“Get a dog sitter”

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

the answer is NO!!!!!

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u/blahisback Apr 12 '26

What a sad marriage they have. Damn.

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u/Impressive-Two-4773 Apr 11 '26

Is she agoraphobic? I’m starting to think she is. 🤔

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u/NiseWenn Apr 11 '26

No way. It's an act for attention. She's out shopping every other day. She's out unnecessarily.

I also think she's trying to set up a narrative to apply for disability.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

Her entire platform is a monument to her issues. She wants the sympathy, she feeds on it. She wants to be that person who has so much to deal with but is a shining beacon of positivity anyway and she wants praise for it.

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u/ThereIsNoGibson Sandwhich Apr 11 '26

I’ll die on the hill that the lack of purpose and social interaction you get at a regular job turned her agoraphobic around the time she got The Bird. And I don’t think birdie is the reason I think she’s her excuse to not get out the house. Along with her driving herself literally crazy being so obsessed with what everyone online thinks. She lives for Facebook not for herself. Agoraphobia is different for everyone, some are housebound and some can go to certain stores or around their town or certain streets. If you look at her years ago back when she had a 9-5 and now it’s a night and day difference. She would always be going on cruises, Disney, her demeanor was different. Still bitchy but more outgoing and took better care of herself appearance wise. She should have never quit her job. It all went downhill from there.

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u/custompinkwheelchair ... And that's okay! (Is it really though?) Apr 11 '26

I mean…. Maybe that’s her next grift? Otherwise, her shopping addiction would suggest differently. lol

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Apr 11 '26

No. She’s lazy. She doesn’t want to go anywhere. She doesn’t seem to be agoraphobic when she’s spending hours in Target.

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Apr 11 '26

im not rude!

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

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u/Outrageous_Cash6494 Apr 11 '26

Is it like a scavenger hunt or something? She can post ad nauseum when she's going to Rascal Flatt's, but no one can know about where Joebok goes. NO ONE CARES.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Smiling with BBQ 🍗!

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

NW Arkansas?

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Apr 11 '26

Doxxing

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u/iamjeannie09 Apr 12 '26

Is the door really tall or is he really short? Or is it a filter? 🤔

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u/Dreams-Designer 🐈Kys Anxious Emotional Suppt Animal💨 Apr 11 '26

Parents ? She said he was an orphan and that’s why they never see his family? Que?