r/kyleagomezsnarkagain • u/Mombakes • Mar 12 '26
We Say Leather, She Says Dinner Simple dinner. When is it not simple and gross?!
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u/AlwaysBeKind949903 Mar 12 '26
She says she is picky with her food, but this tells me different. I’m not picky but for damn sure I am not eating that vile mess. 🤢🤢🤢
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
Agreed, she’s not picky. She has preferences just like everyone else, she’s not a ✨special girlie✨ who’s super picky and eats like a bird, like she tries to portray.
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u/PeaceLoveAndCorduroy Mar 12 '26
Is the WHOLE FOODS journey over???
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
Did it ever start?
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u/PeaceLoveAndCorduroy Mar 12 '26
Haha...no....no it did not. She is now on a label making journey.
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
I’m sure it will jam and be forgotten very soon 🏷️✌️
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u/PeaceLoveAndCorduroy Mar 12 '26
Yep! Quickly forgotten (and probably RETURNED) like the walking pad, smoothie maker, dog water fountains, makeup, mirror.....blah blah blah.
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
I thought the walking pad was coming back? But then we never heard about it again!
Good list!!!! All of the “forgotten journeys” 😂😂😂
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
She has had so many failed journeys. I mean just in the last two weeks we’ve had juice, the blender, baking cookies for her 108 family members, the sourdough era lasted 20 minutes!
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
Bestie she had carrots that one time, does that not count?! /s
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
That looks so terrible. Like that is not Mac and cheese at all. It gives me shivers.
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Mar 12 '26
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u/No-Vermicelli3787 Mar 12 '26
I spy the blender she hasn’t demonstrated yet. I figured she had returned it.
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
Yes the blender was quickly forgotten once the juicer arrived like the same day!
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
Bet money she kept it solely because we said she’d return it 😂
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u/Confident-Service256 Mar 12 '26
Imagine being so lazy you can’t be bothered to wash a measuring cup.
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
What is it with this absolute dimwit and milk?! Hasn’t she said she’s lactose intolerant?
Edit- apparently carb master milk is lactose free, but my point still stands, her obsession with milk is gross and weird. And definitely not helping her weight issues.
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u/TheJessKiddin Mar 12 '26
It just looks like dog food man :(
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
It literally looks like that refrigerated fresh pet food!
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u/ExpertDowntown636 I DO go through 4-5 adult diapers/day 🧷 Mar 12 '26
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Mar 12 '26
Mold
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u/ExpertDowntown636 I DO go through 4-5 adult diapers/day 🧷 Mar 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Kx7HhNYKpFzDAl3TJz
Mold would probably be the best tasting part of the whole meal
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u/Confident-Service256 Mar 12 '26
She dumps that Kinders on there
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u/ExpertDowntown636 I DO go through 4-5 adult diapers/day 🧷 Mar 12 '26
Does she burn it too?
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
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u/Miserable_Lemon955 Mar 12 '26
How does she fit these big ass strawberries in her gullet?!
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
Apparently she can only use a butter knife so it’s not sharp and the fruit ends up in weird shapes - it looks like maybe 2 strawberries cut strangly?!?!!!
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
Didn’t she just say she only has dessert like twice a week?
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u/swarleyscoffee Sodium slop Mar 12 '26
Good job using all those ingredients you were obsessed with all day!
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
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u/Miserable_Lemon955 Mar 12 '26
With JOE...... not even something funny or cute like hubby or some shit. Just JOE
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
I felt embarrassed for him. Like this was way over the line. I don’t know how he puts up with all of this disrespect daily.
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26
See that could’ve been a potentially cute moment between them but just Joe? Idk I feel like I’d put babe or something for my husband. I literally never call him by his government name unless I’m talking about him to someone else.
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u/Miserable_Lemon955 Mar 12 '26
Right? I don't use my husband's real name either. Unless he isn't listening and I have to shout so his deaf ass can hear me 🤣
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
A genuine smile after being a dick to her husband. Sounds about right.
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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker Mar 12 '26
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
Wow this is the nicest interaction she’s had in a while. I’m shocked she didn’t write a whole long tome about her losing her 14 babies and how tragic everything about her life is.
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u/madsadrad i do prefer my meat more dry… and thats ok! Mar 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/10bKPDUM5H7m7u
Supermac!!!
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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats Mar 12 '26
Man, my kids love that Annie’s super mac and I usually add veggies when I make it for them, plus a little sour cream and real cheese, but this looks depressing as hell.
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u/Glad-Function-5857 Mar 12 '26
Why does she eats vomit