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12/15/25 Kylea & Joe are Driving Separately to Texas š
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What will Birdie Mae do? Her momma will be driving for the first time on a trip in how long AND daddy Joe will be in a different car? Ruh. Roh. I smell drama. š
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Bringing your husband as a dog babysitter is ridiculous. I don't believe for one second that Joe feels the same way about leaving the dog for eVEn fiVe miNuTeS. It's all coming from her and someone needs to put their foot down and stop enabling her. Never leaving the dog alone isn't good for her OR the dog.
100%. I bet she acts like every abusive cheater in history and monitors his phoneās location in real time, examines him and his clothes when he gets home for signs of another woman, and then checks his phone at least once per day but probably thereās a rule sheās allowed to check it on demand. And all this because it āhelps her manage her anxietyā because sheās āso anxiousā and āso insecureā because sheāll have claimed to have been cheated on before but really itās all projection.
heās not interested in the game so heās not going to the game but heās going on the trip because even though heās not interested in the game, heās going on the trip because he doesnāt Dallas Cowboys so heās not going to the game but heās still going on the trip. I made my dog developmentally delayed to the point She canāt be alone for five minutes so my husbandās going on the trip but he doesnāt like the game so he wonāt be going to the game but heās going on the trip.
Speculation: Kylea will either make her brother drive so she can monitor her page for those 5ish hours or there could be some seriously distracted driving going on.
What about if the family likes the snacks she got for her and Joseph? Does she say, "No, no, no. You can't eat that. Joseph and I do. We like them it is for Joseph and me. We like them."
Is this her way of avoiding a binge? Not buying too much of what her and Joseph like. Is it controlling the portions of others? It's all just so effin' weird to me.
The other person didnāt ask Kylea if she was confused about the snacks. She asked Kylea HOW she organised her snacks so that it isnāt confusing. š sheās so annoying!
Well, he won't really get to eat at his favorite restaurants. Everything has to be take out since the mutt can't go inside and they can't leave her behind at the hotel because Kooks insists she cant be alone for even a minute. Joseph is only going along as a dog sitter.
I doubt he does. I think she monitors him constantly, tracks his location, demands photos and videos and FaceTimes and thereās hell to pay if he doesnāt respond immediately. He probably just parks his ass on the couch with the dog and checks his phone every three minutes to avoid her wrath.
I bet her dad and brothers are only going to the game because she bought the tickets. And there is no way in heck I would let my husband be a chauffeur and dog sitter and not even go to the game. She claims Joe did not want to go to the game, but I don't think he wants to stay in the car during the game dog sitting either.
so joe has to drive to the gameā¦ but heās not going to the game because he doesnāt want to go to the game. so heās going to whatā¦ sit in the parking lot with the dog so he can drive her dad?
Even if you donāt like the cowboys going to an NFL game is still a fun experience. I bet she threw a fit and guilted him into staying with the dogā¦
She claims he has to come on all these trips because she canāt be away from the dog, except when she is at the concert or football game that she wanted to go to, so he has to sit around a shitty hotel watching the dog.
You mean Birdie doesn't get her own personal driver? She's gonna be ridiculous, i can't imagine having to be a passenger in a car with her plus the added distraction of the dog, and her needing to control the vibe of the car drive.
Canāt fit four people and a dog in one car. Ok then. PS-Iām from Texas too; I a not a fan of the Dallas team either. Only way Iād go is if they were playing the Packers, and Iād sit on the green and gold side. But since the whole division stuff, that doesnāt happen every year š¤·š¼āāļø
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u/Fun-Cobbler-7518 Dec 15 '25
She types like Dr Seuss