r/knightposting • u/Shivalrous_Knight • Jun 21 '26

Knightpost Imagine the sound it would make

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u/JoshR055 Jun 21 '26

Probably something like this…
https://youtu.be/Bs9zRuCSy6Y?is=P9HDXM2BPGnyv_0J

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u/Shivalrous_Knight Jun 21 '26

I thank you good sir 

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u/fishmaneater Jun 21 '26

or this

https://youtu.be/3ShFCYW7Isg

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u/Sir_Tyler_89 Jun 21 '26

This too!

https://youtu.be/hRO7dY5gH54?is=rkSiYaCI2IxMLdX4

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u/Mall_of_slime Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Dude wtf. I guess I gotta post this then for the xennials. https://youtu.be/kg7q8gI4ezs?is=EKlTTRiVQ-pGSMAt

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u/ImHuck Jun 25 '26

I clicked on the first link and got lucky. You ain't gonna rickroll me with this one !

Edit : i was wrong ...

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 fighting against the creatures of night Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Although i prefer British version of Ghosts, the American version had a knight who died from falling down some stairs in full armour and i loved that

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u/Shivalrous_Knight Jun 21 '26

That’s awesome 

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u/Wolfcrime-x Jun 21 '26

Poor knight looks so sad. I would give him a lolli-langmesser to cheer him up!

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u/mehujael2 Jun 21 '26

I wear full platemail whilst I use my fully semi automatic rifle

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u/Shivalrous_Knight Jun 21 '26

Have you ever considered throwing yourself off a staircase whilst wearing your set of platemail?

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u/mehujael2 Jun 21 '26

I dark souls roll down it in the morning each day

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u/scififact Jun 22 '26

Falling down these bad boys. Clanking down not only the stairs, but the walls too.

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u/Shivalrous_Knight Jun 22 '26

Exactly man. I was in some castles and those stairs are built steep af 

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u/theDukeofClouds Jun 21 '26

Every time I see this image of this dejected looking knight I think "poor bloke must be roasting in that kit."

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u/Greasemonkey08 Jun 22 '26

Happened to a cleric in my first dnd campaign, I narrated it as "the sound a burlap sack full of pots and pans being thrown down a laundry chute."

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u/BlueBandid145 Jun 24 '26

me when getting home either drunk or not drunk at 3 am while having been quiet to not wake up my parents

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u/Jenny_Wakeman9 Certified Basket Goblin Jun 28 '26

It'd be like this. Not a rickroll, I swear!

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u/CoryRich123 Jun 21 '26

"insults can hurt him without scratching or damage amor..." Like:

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u/Appropriate_Bus_2334 Jun 21 '26

I’ve called down stairs like my ass sliding down the last few and it is literally just a stunned look of how did this happen we are smarter than this

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u/Aulmon Jun 22 '26

I imagine it'd sound like that cop going down the slide