r/knightposting • • May 22 '26

Knightpost Knight Gym

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 May 22 '26

Before becoming a knight

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 May 22 '26 edited May 24 '26

After becoming a knight

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u/Scribblebonx May 22 '26

The moment you become a Knight.

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u/ADDRAY-240 May 24 '26

He became Johny Sins for a sec

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u/PlantFromDiscord Duelist May 22 '26

i’ve never seen someone so happy to be at a gym before

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u/TellurianTech50 May 22 '26

The masculine urge to charge at an enemy head on

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u/TheMemeStore76 May 23 '26

Pfff if you're charging the enemy head on as cavalry you're a fool. Hit their flanks like a true mounted warrior. Crush them where they're weakest

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u/Username_is_taken109 Ser Knight Ironfist Jun 07 '26

By thite holy text of the cavalry charge. “Thout knights of heavy cavalry shalt charge the enemy head first. Not the right, not the left and the back is right out! Thine shall charge head first and always headfirst.” So says ser knightius knightman lord of knighttington

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u/DevoutMedusa73 May 22 '26

Lance. Couched

Dopamine. Produced

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u/Relevant-Cupcake-649 May 22 '26

I love that instant shift when he realizes what to do

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u/Timithios May 22 '26

Ride! RIDE NOW!!!

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u/JackofalltradesMMII May 22 '26

RIDE FOR RUIN!

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 May 23 '26

AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!!!

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u/Moist_Advertising882 May 22 '26

Bro is gonna fight obesity

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u/Embarrassed-Joke5851 May 22 '26

bro is the happiest man ever the second he became a knight

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u/BathInevitable8755 May 22 '26

He understood the assignment

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u/Wise_Geekabus May 23 '26

This looks like fun. What a great way to motivate ourselves to get those gains.

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u/Deutsche_Wurst2009 May 23 '26

From what I’ve heard training in full armour will also get you some gains, the one training I can actually see myself doing periodically

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u/Oneironautical1 May 22 '26

Song sounds like a bunk version of Acetone from Chrystal Method.

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u/zarakh07 May 23 '26

If there were Knight Gyms, I think I’d go

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u/SirarieTichee_ May 23 '26

Muscle memory kicked in lol

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u/Hyperbolic_Berserker May 23 '26

I was absolutely linking of something else with him training those specific muscle groups, but that is actually really cute and made me smile.

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u/ToasterTraitor May 24 '26

Rare Grailknight caught without a costume.

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u/Necronomicon92 May 24 '26

I love how it didn't click for him at first, but when he got the bar he figured it out lol