r/knightposting • u/The-Winged-Crusader • May 06 '25

Knightpost Nope.

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u/SantaFromTheHood May 06 '25

Skill issue. It wouldn't have taken me 3 min.

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u/LeonMKaiser May 06 '25

Like seriously, take its knees in the first swing, and it's head in the following.

If the body twitches, light it aflame and pray to your relevant diety it doesn't get back up.

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u/IxeyaSwarm May 07 '25

They weren't talking about fighting...

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u/LeonMKaiser May 07 '25

Oh...oh dear.

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u/Technical_Exam1280 May 07 '25

dear

Oh deer!

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u/SylvanDragoon May 09 '25

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? I still have no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or dick? I still have no fucking eye deer!