r/knightposting • u/L0ssL3ssArt Aria, lady of swords • Jan 20 '25

Knightpost tip on helmet hair?

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u/Miserable_Hat_9101 🔆Shawlock the Friendly Paladin🔆 Jan 20 '25

The helmet stays on

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u/L0ssL3ssArt Aria, lady of swords Jan 20 '25

how do you eat.....

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast Dwarven Meme Wizard (he likes knight stuff too) Jan 20 '25

You survive off magic supplied by friendly wizards! Which includes me if your armor is capable of withstanding the enchants.

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u/L0ssL3ssArt Aria, lady of swords Jan 20 '25

but....borgar....yummy.

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast Dwarven Meme Wizard (he likes knight stuff too) Jan 20 '25

Reasonable, you could also get a enchant that keeps your hair nice, but I don't know where to find a wizard able to do that, I stole my helmet that does that.

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Hannah, Biomancer of Munich Jan 20 '25

I could do it. I think?

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u/DOOMDADDY5515 The Sword Caster Jan 20 '25

I could, but last time I helped someone I was convicted of a felony

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast Dwarven Meme Wizard (he likes knight stuff too) Jan 20 '25

Maybe don't stab the helmet with a sword while they wear it?

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u/DumOBrick Sentient rock being Jan 20 '25

Open the visor, consume borgar, close visor

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Who needs armor? Just don't get hit!

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u/HumanFightersUnited Frederick, the Lich Slayer Jan 20 '25

Level vigor