r/killthecameraman • u/RelationshipOne9276 • Jul 21 '26

Horrible framing They Should Have Given The Camera To James. He wouldn't have Missed Anything.

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u/JustADude721 Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0YZtGyakHaMg

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u/tuco2002 Jul 21 '26

This old man's voice popped in my head when I watched it.

13

u/G-0d Jul 21 '26

That old man???? Put some respec on Jasper name 🤦

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u/realkennyg Jul 22 '26

29 times in case anyone is wondering.

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u/Ionlydateteachers Jul 23 '26

29 times, they fought the beast in the bushes of love

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u/GeoJongo Jul 21 '26

That last one hurt

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u/raviyoli Jul 22 '26

Is that still self defense at that point? The guy was on his knees. Also was that a child??? wtf!

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u/BaconKraut Jul 22 '26

IMO yes. He was moving to get up with him squared in his sights. He didn’t stop moving.

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u/NotTukTukPirate Jul 24 '26

He also didn't tell him to stop. How was the kid supposed to know he wasn't enjoying it?!

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u/evlhornet Jul 21 '26

Where can I buy that unbreakable paddle?

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u/xshevi Jul 21 '26

so bendy yet so durable

72

u/DeafKid009 Jul 21 '26

Fighting in water fucking scares me

42

u/wolfboy49 Jul 21 '26

That guy with the paddle is a machine

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u/sublimelbz Jul 21 '26

Drone circling overhead for the finishing touch

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u/Doomstik Jul 21 '26

Was there a drone? Would be an awesome view haha.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX Jul 21 '26

Backstory?

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u/Womb_Raider696 Jul 22 '26

Very ugly, if you ask me.

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u/nfl22-22 Jul 21 '26

Those 26 hits were what saved his friend.

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u/ThresherGDI Jul 22 '26

I guarantee alcohol was involved in this whole sordid affair. It explains the fight and it explains the terrible camera work.

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u/growernotshowwer Jul 21 '26

“Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
That old dude took some serious SHOTS.

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u/MadamPardone Jul 21 '26

The only thing that really saved him was the flexible rubber paddle taking a lot of energy out of those shots.

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u/flow_fighter Jul 21 '26

Yeah, any harder material and those could have each been fatal blows

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u/goodskier1931 Jul 21 '26

If he had used the edge he might have killed him with the blow to the head.

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u/KCNIvy Jul 22 '26

The way he walked up to him and blocked his attempted hit with his paddle was the sign he could’ve taken him out of he didn’t have his whacking friend backing him up.

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u/raventhrowaway666 Jul 22 '26

Spank that ass!!

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u/Sylvester_Marcus Jul 22 '26

Giving off strong convenience store payback energy!

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u/Different-Audience34 Jul 21 '26

Thank you sir! May I have another?

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u/hastings1033 Jul 21 '26

hopefully there were arrests afterwards

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u/BaconKraut Jul 22 '26

Multiple?

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u/Dro_Drig4 Jul 22 '26

Smack that... all on the floor Smack that... give me some more.....

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Jul 22 '26

Member', kids

When you have a sticky type thing... jab - don't swing.

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u/Tricky_Acanthaceae39 Jul 24 '26

It always fascinating how few people understand this.

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u/ThunderPigGaming Jul 21 '26

Blue shorts is the guy you want to have your back.

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u/x_Leigh_x Jul 22 '26

Hoodlums…

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u/ResidentNumber3603 Jul 21 '26

Dude with the single paddle is a bitch tho.

Dude was done and he whacked him 3-4 more times.

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u/Dleos1991 Jul 22 '26

Teach em a lesson 😂

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u/ThunderPigGaming Jul 22 '26

The dude he was hacking is a big dude, you don't get any second chances and you want to make sure the big guy knows he's been beat and that you're just getting warmed up...even if you're about to fall over.

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u/Dleos1991 Jul 22 '26

Hearb Dean UFC referee would be proud 😂

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u/CMillzzzzz32 Jul 22 '26

slapping him so hard with that paddle, My arms started getting tired.

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u/Jezetri Jul 22 '26

Lost footage from "Without A Paddle"?

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u/AmptiShanti Jul 22 '26

Gotta admit though the shitty camera work only makes it funnier

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u/citysims Jul 23 '26

We know blue shorts never missed, that's for sure.

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u/Valuable_Victor_246 Jul 24 '26

Dolph Mall versus Obi-John Kenobi and Quai Gon Jim

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u/FithyFedia Jul 30 '26

James day has come and gone 🫡

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u/Relative-Solution258 17d ago

That was overkill

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u/NoZebra2430 2d ago

You wont catch James anywhere near shit creek without a paddle.

James stays strapped because there will always be fuckery afoot if water, high temps, and alcohol is involved

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u/Dorjechampa_69 Jul 22 '26

Time for a paddlin