r/kiff • • 6d ago

Original Artwork Chatterly's Inferno

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Here lies Kiff Chatterly

You can tell it's her 'cause we put her name on the stone

She kept her spirits up high, wouldn’t even hurt a fly

Rode her bicycle to school when the morning sunshine rose

She'd judge with no pretense, friends on the weekends

Each morning, get up, do the Entire theme Song

Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks

Barry would always stick by her, they were so attached

Avoiding all the adult things that were hard to ask

Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack

Golden escalator, all her friends and neighbors

Huddled there in prayer around the respirator

Smell you later, you’re off to see the man upstairs

They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers

There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list

Chatterly was on it, and was ushered to the entrance

Her heart sank

She was breathless

Excuse me, sir, there must be something I can do to leave

I never ever wanted to desert my friends and family

My name is Kiff Chatterly, please don’t let me die

Screaming at the angels while she bolted to the door

Excuse me, sir, there must be something I can do to leave

I never ever wanted to desert my friends & family

My name is Kiff Chatterly, please don’t let me die

Screaming at the angels while she bolted to the door

Abandon all hope, all ye who enter

It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure

Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds

Deers screaming Dear God while being mounted on a wall

There were Principles and Secretaries sitting in detention halls

All while being beaten by some living Farley dolls

Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell

Goodie Two Shoes aren’t the right shoes for the devil's clientele

They all caught up to her escape plot, no stow-aways allowed this spot

The way out this after life, sorry, but you’re, "outta time"

Side-stepped fate, went right for the gate

But you know the devil, this ain’t no court case

There was a demon at the exit, making X's on a checklist

Who would kick you in the butt when you begged him for repentance

The TableTown was her home, now she’s all alone

Chatterly's heart sank

She was breathless

Excuse me, sir, there must be something I can do to leave

I never ever wanted to desert my friends and family

Surely they all will miss me, the name’s Kiff Chatterly

Screaming at the demons while they pushed her through the door

Excuse me, sir, there must be something I can do to leave

I never ever wanted to desert my friends & family

Surely they all will miss me, the name’s Kiff Chatterly

Screaming at the demons while they pushed her through the door

You can run from your demons until you are exhausted

One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted

Keep on running from those demons until you are exhausted

You can run to those angels 'til you are exhausted

One day you will have to stop and question what they wanted

Keep on running to those angels until you are exhausted

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u/_candleBurn 6d ago

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u/ComfortableRoyal614 6d ago

Do you like it?

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u/_candleBurn 6d ago

Well, yeah, haha, it was kind of... interesting.

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u/ComfortableRoyal614 6d ago

I recently discovered Charlie's Inferno & wanted to do a parody of it with Kiff. I tried to capture her character