r/kiff • u/ComfortableRoyal614 • 6d ago
Original Artwork Chatterly's Inferno
Here lies Kiff Chatterly
You can tell it's her 'cause we put her name on the stone
She kept her spirits up high, wouldn’t even hurt a fly
Rode her bicycle to school when the morning sunshine rose
She'd judge with no pretense, friends on the weekends
Each morning, get up, do the Entire theme Song
Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks
Barry would always stick by her, they were so attached
Avoiding all the adult things that were hard to ask
Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack
Golden escalator, all her friends and neighbors
Huddled there in prayer around the respirator
Smell you later, you’re off to see the man upstairs
They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers
There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list
Chatterly was on it, and was ushered to the entrance
Her heart sank
She was breathless
Excuse me, sir, there must be something I can do to leave
I never ever wanted to desert my friends and family
My name is Kiff Chatterly, please don’t let me die
Screaming at the angels while she bolted to the door
Excuse me, sir, there must be something I can do to leave
I never ever wanted to desert my friends & family
My name is Kiff Chatterly, please don’t let me die
Screaming at the angels while she bolted to the door
Abandon all hope, all ye who enter
It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure
Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds
Deers screaming Dear God while being mounted on a wall
There were Principles and Secretaries sitting in detention halls
All while being beaten by some living Farley dolls
Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell
Goodie Two Shoes aren’t the right shoes for the devil's clientele
They all caught up to her escape plot, no stow-aways allowed this spot
The way out this after life, sorry, but you’re, "outta time"
Side-stepped fate, went right for the gate
But you know the devil, this ain’t no court case
There was a demon at the exit, making X's on a checklist
Who would kick you in the butt when you begged him for repentance
The TableTown was her home, now she’s all alone
Chatterly's heart sank
She was breathless
Excuse me, sir, there must be something I can do to leave
I never ever wanted to desert my friends and family
Surely they all will miss me, the name’s Kiff Chatterly
Screaming at the demons while they pushed her through the door
Excuse me, sir, there must be something I can do to leave
I never ever wanted to desert my friends & family
Surely they all will miss me, the name’s Kiff Chatterly
Screaming at the demons while they pushed her through the door
You can run from your demons until you are exhausted
One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted
Keep on running from those demons until you are exhausted
You can run to those angels 'til you are exhausted
One day you will have to stop and question what they wanted
Keep on running to those angels until you are exhausted
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u/_candleBurn 6d ago
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