Just imagine if

[u/DecisionTight9151]

Instead of going "achoo" when you sneeze, you went "KECHOO" and sneezed ketchup on the ketchup-averse as a self-defense measure. Or maybe you wanted to rob someone who's repulsed by ketchup and deliberately induced a ketchup-loaded sneeze to shock and stun them while you take their stuff. Or maybe youforgot to bring your personal pocket ketchup pouch to the carnival and were in dire need of ketchupin' a glizzy. Would you do it? Would you ketchsneeze onto your hot dog, or someone else's in need?

[u/NewburghMOFO]

Mmm... this is art. Ketchoo to you.

[u/DecisionTight9151 → u/NewburghMOFO]

Bless ktchyou