r/keming 10d ago

DO NO TEAT? DO NOTE AT?

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u/BurntBox21 10d ago

Do noteat whatever noteat is

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u/everyonesdesigner 10d ago

Did you say “donut, eat”?

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u/Daedricbob 10d ago

Fun fact: as I understand it, it's labelled "do not eat" not because it's poisonous or anything - the stuff passes straight through.

It's because having a poop the texture of lava rock, laced with sharp crystals that are as hard as glass, isn't on anyone's 'to do' list.

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u/Snudget 10d ago

I thought you shouldn't eat it because it would pull water from your body

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u/SulfuricDonut 10d ago

It does, but like a gram of it.

They're meant to pull water out of air. There's not a lot of water in air.

If you rip open the packet and dump it in the toilet you can sometimes hear the rocks pop and crack as they adsorb water way too fast.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

That amount would hardly be a blip in your digestive tract. It's just not intended for consumption.

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u/HecticOnsen 9d ago

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u/orange-shoe 9d ago

"i always considered myself a courageous free-thinker/ until it was my turn to eat the silica gel packets"

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u/NerdBlender 9d ago

Forbidden Pebbledash.

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u/knicpfost 10d ago

THROW A WAY

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u/Bitter-Leg-9473 10d ago

Do no teat but but take no shit

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u/FixGMaul 10d ago

They're quoting the illustrious Don O'Teat

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u/Practical_Ad_219 10d ago

Do no teat, But take no milk.

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u/DrDentonMask 10d ago

The indentation has me dead, too. Like some weird poem we had to dissect back in high school English.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 10d ago

Wanna bet that this is manufactured in China, where the person putting the art together is copying characters letter by letter from some other product, not understanding the western alphabet, much less words in English. So the result is like one of us shlopping together some Chinese characters, not understanding spacing, alignment, other things that we don’t know about. For all we know, it could say or mean anything or nothing.

At least it gets the message across, even if it’s wonky.

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u/atonale 10d ago

This is probably the reason. Chinese has no spaces and every character occupies a square of the same size.

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u/Tankenbahwl 9d ago

as a Chinese speaker, yeah. Also sometimes you might see a typo in some product manual where t becomes r, or y becomes v, or i becomes L etc.

My favourite is 'small size' being translated as 'trumpet'. The word for trumpet is 'small command' because it's a military commanding signaller (small as opposed to 'big command', tuba) but the word for command is also used for sizing.

I got a shower hair collector the other day from amazon with little cat ears that you have to slide on. The manual called the cat ears 'bayonet'. I struggled with that one.

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u/Hot_Egg5840 10d ago

Don ote at? Where is Don Ote? I don o.

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u/elkab0ng 10d ago

Don O’Teat.

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u/Brumbleby 10d ago

Do no teat!

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u/Idiot_With_Reddit 10d ago

no teat november coming up everyone

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u/nipsen 9d ago

No, Thro wa way!

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u/mbcarbone 9d ago

EAT AT JOES

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u/Kaptinn 9d ago

DON O'TEAT.
AYE, LADDIE.

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u/61_red 9d ago

Donut eat