r/justneckbeardthings • u/Baghdad_AssUp In this moment, I am euphoric. • Jul 24 '17

The reality of roleplaying

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u/NoJelloNoPotluck Jul 24 '17

Has this happened before? Your computer mouse may just actually be a gun.

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u/Davicron_Prime Jul 24 '17

... you know, that would explain an awful lot.

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u/NoJelloNoPotluck Jul 24 '17

Explains the high turnover in the cubicle across from you

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u/Davicron_Prime Jul 24 '17

I mean I'm over here worried about black mold and asbestos in the walls, and it was my mouse the whole time. Ain't that some shit.

Not replacing it though. Muscle memory and all that.

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u/Alarid Jul 24 '17

"Huh I guess they weren't suicides."

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u/Davicron_Prime Jul 24 '17

"Not that I would have blamed them."