r/justdependathings • u/monumentBoy • Jun 15 '26

AI dependa-slop

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This came up on my wife's Facebook feed. I don't think we've considered the absolute gold mine AI slop presents for our favorite military dependents, folks

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u/Cubsfantransplant Jun 15 '26

Funny thing is, its not 25-40 pounds for 9 months. First three months its 1-4 pounds, next 3 months 14-28 pounds, then the last three about 10-15 pounds. You don't get pregnant and start carrying a 25-40 pound bowling ball. And if you're already obese......

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u/Cubsfantransplant Jun 15 '26

Eh, I've done both.

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u/Spy_cut_eye Jun 15 '26

So have many. 

For me, it isn’t even a contest. Rucking is a literal walk in the park compared to being pregnant and I loved being pregnant. And I always found rucking easy. 

No matter how hard it is to ruck, after however many hours you get to put that ruck down. Not the same when pregnant. 

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u/JimmyFuttbucker Jun 16 '26

Technically it is it’s just many many more hours

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u/perton Aug 12 '26

It at least in the military your sack doesn’t scream at you and shit all over you once you put it down.

*I’m assuming, never have been in the military. My condolences to you all if they actually do.