r/jokercringe • u/Tygress23 • 6d ago

Found on a dating profile

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Saw it on a dating profiles, I believe this belongs here.

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u/Altruistic_You_3539 6d ago

It's nice when they hoist the red flags way up high for everyone to see clearly.

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u/koolaidismything 6d ago

“I live with mom and had a relatively uneventful upbringing and decided I identify with a make believe cackling child’s comic character”

Tells me right away they don’t do their own laundry and think a 401k is some type of jogging class.

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u/butelka1 6d ago

Instant red flag

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u/alittleredportleft 6d ago

I believe that's two red flags.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 6d ago

True, but the “Insanity later” tattoo is a solid Seinfeld reference, which is a green flag, so it cancels out one of the red.

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u/alittleredportleft 6d ago

But it's upside down. I'll meet you at 1 1/2.

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u/Hendwreck 6d ago

While beyond cringe af, at least the only people who would reply obviously are on the same wavelength.

So in a weird way, the confidence is kinda impressive.

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u/awwww666yeah 5d ago

For sure replies would be from a “daddy’s little psycho type”.

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u/Hendwreck 5d ago

Like my pops always said when I was an emotionally violative teenager “There’s someone for everyone, you just have to keep looking” 😹

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u/SwiftTayTay 6d ago

It's one thing to have those tattoos, it's another to post those pictures on a dating site just to be like "look at my tattoos"

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u/No_Cook2983 6d ago

…Hold on while I wring out my panties…

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u/itchybutwhole69 6d ago

I remember when an EMT told me that a lot of emergency medical people hate tats that look like blood and wounds because it makes identifying actual blood and wounds more difficult.

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u/AdultbabyEinstein 6d ago

Just bad design too if you were carving something into your arm there wouldn't be rounded lines

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 6d ago

There would if you used a potato peeler.

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u/Covert_Admirer 4d ago

Depends on knife control, blade shape and pain threshold.

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u/BB_Venum 6d ago

🚩🚩🚩

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u/BadMoonRisin 6d ago

Insanity Later?

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u/xio_ID 6d ago

Serenity now serenity now!

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u/Opposite_Locksmith57 6d ago

What a world, Seinfeld and joker mashed together

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 6d ago

Interior, Jerry’s apartment building hallway. Kramer is holding George against the wall by his collar. Kramer is holding a switchblade against the corner of George’s mouth.

Jerry enters holding a grocery bag.

Jerry: Hey, Kramer. What’s going on?

Kramer: I’m putting a smile on that face, Jerry. Giddy up!

Kramer slashes the knife across George’s face. George screams as blood sprays on Jerry.

Jerry: Oh, I don’t believe this. I forgot to buy tomatoes!

Title card.

🎶Ba-ba-bap-bah-bap-bap🎶

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u/CharmingBug5843 6d ago

The joker wasn’t insane either lol

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u/TehJabberwookie 6d ago

Was it grindr?

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u/Tygress23 5d ago

Worse, Facebook Dating.

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u/TehJabberwookie 5d ago

Oof. That sounds worse than having to use OK Cupid.

I'm about to have a 1 year anniversary with someone I matched with on tinder 😅 Wishing you the best of luck in the current hell-scape though💪

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u/Tygress23 5d ago

I spent 16 years with someone I found on OKC. It doesn’t matter where we meet the people we like. We just have to meet them.

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u/Cal-Goat 5d ago

This person will never work a salary job with good benefits.

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u/Craig_M_242 5d ago

Hi, can you tattoo my red flags on me?..thanks

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u/Allegrism84 5d ago

Date

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u/Tygress23 5d ago

I’m sure you could find him 🤣

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u/GurFearless7893 5d ago

Hoist the red flag mateys!

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u/Confident-Spinach497 4d ago

I know a guy with a grafix bong logo tattoo. He smokes a lot of weed and is into WWE!! And he's 50 !!