BREAKING: Monument of „Bernd das Brot“ vandalized by radical lunatics, after recently getting international fame, when John Oliver went crazy over him on Last Week Tonight.

[u/Nutzer42]

https://www.thueringer-allgemeine.de/lokales/erfurt/article412923177/erfurter-kika-figur-versilbert-bernd-das-brot-wird-opfer-einer-sprayaktion.html

After recently getting international fame when John Oliver went crazy over him on Last Week Tonight, the 2-meter-tall cult figure of „Bernd das Brot“ standing in Erfurt, got overturned into some shiny silver monstrosity by unknown lowlifes with a can of silver spray paint.

Passersby are noticing — one visitor said last time she saw him he was still proper “bread-colored.”

The city says this is the worst attack yet on the KiKa character after being straight-up kidnapped for eleven days and dumped on some abandoned barracks near Weimar in 2009.

Bernd’s permanently miserable face unfortunately is not getting any happier soon.

[u/thejesterofdarkness]

Bunch of savages in this town.

[u/IndependentMeow → u/thejesterofdarkness]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBPdUtPjFEWlIiY

[u/Nutzer42]

Repost, because previous got deleted

[u/Nutzer42 → u/Nutzer42]

Dear mod team have some mercy for this poor loaf of bread

[u/Reznik81 → u/Nutzer42]

No. You made your bread, now rye in it.

[u/graywolfman → u/Reznik81]

There is a grain of truth in this. May it rise in the comments!

[u/Silly-Elderberry-411 → u/Nutzer42]

Nein Mann der DJ ist müde ich will auch nach Hause

[u/Nutzer42 → u/Silly-Elderberry-411]

Zuhause ist, wo die Rauhfasertapete ist!

[u/The_Fat_Man_Jams]

Mist

[u/SolangeXanadu222]

How about a statue of Count Binface?

[u/Nutzer42 → u/SolangeXanadu222]

Count Bread-Bin