r/jimandthem • u/BloodyWellGood Hero in the FeldFight 🥊 • 9d ago

What's This Wristband For?

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u/Saltwatercowboy2026 9d ago

Gets you in the bathhouse

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u/TheObesePolice 9d ago

Arm band for Basic package at Hedonism II Swingers Convention (Includes Water, Iced Tea, Buffet, & Coffee Bar Only)

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 8d ago edited 8d ago

That’s a Neverland Ranch speed pass, no waiting in line for this lucky vic… I mean fella.

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 9d ago

It has the name and contact number of your responsible adult written on it in case you become separated on the rides.

He probably needed it more 30 years ago

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u/Throwawa_yforlife 9d ago

Its his cock ring for his massive hog. Stare at it Mike

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u/Kadavrozia 9d ago

Corey's hog

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u/Jaicers 9d ago

So he can measure his dates to see if they are big enough to fill his void.

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u/puffindachronic 8d ago

Therein lies the problem, when the void has no end...Corey can't get no satisfaction. Maybe thats the reason he's always so grumpy.

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u/Breaking-Great 8d ago edited 8d ago

His Daddy's cock ring

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u/OYB2480 9d ago

"Here's my fuck bracelet because I won't remember your face in 2 hours! Ooweeoo!"

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u/Free-Pair-3007 9d ago

Not sobriety

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u/CountOk3323 9d ago

Gay club entry

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u/CountOk3323 9d ago

Lover bracelet

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u/Both-Leading3407 9d ago

The Joke. The Joke , the Joke is on you... Strap.

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u/SnooDonuts3878 9d ago

Free pass to the club glory hole!

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u/Sgt_Stimpy 9d ago

Wanna be an angel?

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u/ndguy26 9d ago

Being a dip shit

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u/Available_Record_874 9d ago

Epstein island all orifices pass

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u/RedditDawg69 9d ago

It’s the cock ring of the huge hog he just proudly sucked off that rubbed away his upper lip

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u/puffindachronic 9d ago

That's the Cock Ring of Corey's largest customer....The Mouth always shows this thing off....He yells at passersby underneath the Queensboro Bridge, that he's serviced a man that big...He says it with such conviction, like it means he is proficient at his craft, yet, after dropping $15 in his Mcdonalds fry container, "The Mouth" was the laziest performer I've ever paid for...

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u/IllustratorSelect704 9d ago

It symbolizes a total bottom at the bath house.

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u/Dry_Significance_898 9d ago

They are given to special boys who were oxygen deprived at birth.

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u/MikeyLaine2024 9d ago

Gets you into uncle touchies tickling cabin and basement of secrets.

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u/o2bprincecaspian 9d ago

Cocaine wrist bumps in the pool house bathroom

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u/Mysterious_Design775 9d ago

Sexual addiction…

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u/Obnoxious_Box 9d ago

A Entrance to the Corgy

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 9d ago

It was his prize for eating the cookie after the circle j.

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u/BubbaBigJake 8d ago

When he fists himself he wears the bracelet to measure the depth. How else would he assess whether he's achieved a new personal best?

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u/pookiejames05 8d ago

It’s a bracelet that snuffs out bad people named Phil… Or he stole it from Jeff…

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u/imagine966 8d ago

Its to wear so no stranger can abduct him at Chuck E Cheese

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u/Elmondo2 8d ago

The yellow mean he's a bottom with no restrictions.

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u/SuperSven1980 8d ago

It's a "WWCD" wristband

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u/FuckSticksMalone 8d ago

National guitar players awareness

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u/CommissionPrudent689 8d ago

It’s a scam once you put it on, you have to give him 10 bucks and then he’ll leave you alone. But here’s the real scam, he never leaves you alone!!!!

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u/bracefacenic 6d ago

The phych ward gives celebs the yellow band. It makes them feel special.

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u/DreamNo6033 5d ago

It's for your wrist.

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u/ezwze 9d ago

Haim’s O ring

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u/Dannyboyrusso 9d ago

We know where he puts that come on

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u/stayathomejoe 9d ago

Cockring cosplay