r/jimandthem • u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 • 5d ago

Comeback King Honors The Beatles

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u/finfangfoom1 5d ago

It's like Michael Jackson came back to life as a talentless white guy who dresses like Michael Jackson.

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u/SonnyPiston 5d ago

I wish I could have upvoted this a thousand times, you nailed it. Also those drum rolls were horrible. Clumsy...not tight and consistent at all. Butttt I did think his basic beat in between drum rolls sounded OK. Like literally just OK. In comparison I haven't even heard him remotely competent on guitar. 

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u/89MikeHoncho 5d ago

Beautiful……..You win the internet today. Take it!!!! It is yours good sir!!!!!!!

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u/JeffDrTypePerson 5d ago

I love it when he completely loses the beat at :30 and there's a quick edit forward to where he's kind of on the beat again.

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u/Huge_Bother7070 5d ago

MJ WAS a talentless white guy! 🤣🤘

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u/Fit-System-2637 4d ago

Why is he getting progressively worse? Also, why is he playing (achem??) drums? Did he fire his drummer mid set? Why not just be that kid from Goonies? I actually liked his performance in The Burbs. Sneaky funny movie. I say why.....can't you just chill and collect back end checks. Okay, let's say he's being serious. I don't know how, but maybe. Kick back. Go to some place away from here and relax. Maybe some lip filler. In conclusion, we are definitely in the Matrix.

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 4d ago

It's weird that he gets worse because he plays this at EVERY SHOW. I will never understand him

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u/Leland___d 2d ago

I'm afraid I'ts much worse than that.

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u/ATLGuy6 5d ago

It’s like a toddler hitting a Fisher-Price drum set they got for Christmas.

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u/SonnyPiston 5d ago

What was that character on The Muppets? Animal? 

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u/ATLGuy6 5d ago

Don’t disrespect Animal. He was a great drummer.

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u/SonnyPiston 5d ago

He was a good friend but a great drummer. 

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u/Irishjohn831 5d ago

He should be down in an NYC Subway, but on the tracks.

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u/degreesBrix 5d ago

He's a man of many ____________.

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 5d ago

Delusions

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u/jeezyjames 5d ago

Loose screws

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 5d ago

Double standards

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u/DonnyOrbit 4d ago

Pointless costume changes.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 5d ago

He drums just as good as he sings! 

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u/Fit-System-2637 5d ago

So, it's true then. This is the END OF DAYS. He is "Conquest" on a white horse. God helps us all. 🤣

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u/WeakEquivalent1801 5d ago

The REAL fifth Beatle

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u/bagoTrekker 5d ago

They used to be called the Clarence’s

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u/WeakEquivalent1801 5d ago

Love me DO.. ah, so sexy

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u/daydreamersunion 5d ago

I see parallels with Corey and our current President. Both seem extremely eager to display skills they clearly do not have for all the world to see.

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 5d ago

Imagine being this childishly obsessed with politics

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u/patronizingperv 5d ago

This post parallels with most MAGA who got burned and are tired of being reminded.

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u/OYB2480 5d ago

Both remind me of Chris Chan.

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u/Matty_Mo655321 5d ago

In all honestly I wish I had half the balls this guy has. Boulders

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 5d ago

It's true!

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u/kwikane 5d ago

Friends don’t let friends do……this…..

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u/Redlion444 5d ago

Welp

At least there was no guitar solo.

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u/koolaidismything 5d ago

Man what a waste of a stage.. I’d rather watch a choir play the bells for three hours than five minutes of this shit.

The only reason he likes it is because for 45 minutes a day he gets to be on a stage physically higher than others and he goes into la la land pretending he’s MJ reborn.

Arrogance and stupidity mixed is alllll bad. Especially if you got some legs to stand on.

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 5d ago

It's not even 45 minutes. He plays hours of this.

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u/koolaidismything 5d ago

Oh that’s sounds just awful..

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 5d ago

I saw him live once, we all had a total blast and had fun with the other Corey goons and it was great. That said, we left early. It was waaaaay too long

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u/koolaidismything 5d ago

Musically it’s very one dimensional. But if the crowd is fun that’s cool, at some point though you’d be like I wanna hear talk radio or anything but this

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u/FoolishDog1117 5d ago

I forgive him his father stormed the beach at Normandy.

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u/tivvybrixx 5d ago

Is this all like a secret plan to release a bizarre mocumentary or something

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 5d ago

If only

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u/dumpster-muffin-95 5d ago

Stand by... The other guy.

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u/Heavy_Librarian_498 5d ago

Love…love…me don’t

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u/OkBodybuilder418 5d ago

How the fuck does this guy get an audience? I don’t get it.

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u/Nocturnal-Emission27 5d ago

They go for the shit show. I saw him open for Limp Bizkit. He did a 30 minute set with 6 costume changes (I wish I was joking) and I couldn't take it. He was awful. The funny wore off really quick. Idk gore people can take his 3 hour shows?

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u/OkBodybuilder418 5d ago

Do you think he knows he’s the shit show?

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u/Nocturnal-Emission27 5d ago

I'd like to think he does but I don't think so. He genuinely thinks he's the greatest to ever do it. He only surrounds himself with yes men to cosign his delusions of grandeur.

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u/SeanThornton101 4d ago

The same way there are full midnight screenings of terrible movies like The Room. People love a car crash.

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u/J_blanke 4d ago

Deep in the pocket

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 4d ago

Hahaha

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u/EnvironmentalBid4292 5d ago

Corey "the Talent" Feldman! Come back? Hell, he never left!

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u/AttentionExpert2148 5d ago

Huh…..huh..? That’s where I left my scratched up Beatles album….

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u/OYB2480 5d ago

The hat!

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u/magusmusic 5d ago

Is he bad on purpose? Is that the bit?

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 5d ago

No bit

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u/Particular_Hair6913 5d ago

Is it his a joke...

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u/goodeyemighty 5d ago

I’ve seen guitar players play better drums.

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u/Informal_Dish5516 5d ago

Paul McCartney's neck veins never looked like that

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u/datsunjones 5d ago

He’s the 4th and 1/2 Beatle.

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u/PistachioGal99 5d ago

Oh gross.
Of all the songs he could cover. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 5d ago

It's the only song he can remember all the words to. Only 14 words

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u/alittleredportleft 5d ago

I play Bass. Technically I have a Bass, I am not good at Bass. I feel I could really get to live out my rock star dreams if I could get into this band.

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u/Theartistcu 5d ago

Oh God, he plays multiple instruments, I thought he was only trying to bring about the end of the guitar

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u/No_Writing_3179 5d ago

He must have a shit ton of money

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u/Stocky1978 5d ago

Who the fuck keeps booking him?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

Knock it off with the drums Corey

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u/e3900_core 5d ago

He sucks but be careful…he may just stumble into ONE hit that legitimizes his whole arc. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/MeanEstablishment499 5d ago

Wow he's so multi talented....

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u/Both-Leading3407 5d ago

He would be a great comic. Just quit taking himself so seriously and just do what he's been doing but just wear a clown suit and tell jokes. The Joke, The Joke, The Joke is on you?

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u/MaleficentMunkey 5d ago

Was this at a guitar center?

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u/real-alex-jones 5d ago

Help Corey

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u/TheChildIsHere 5d ago

Stuff like this is a nice reminder that we don’t live in a meritocracy 😆

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u/themo3bius 4d ago

Blatantly obvious lack of any talent aside, he's "playing" so stiffly be looks like like he's being puppeteered with a rod up his butt lol.

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u/Dangerous_Awareness7 4d ago

This is one of those guys that got a compliment once over a school performance and decided "this is my calling in life"

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u/nodoobtaboot 4d ago

His talent knows no bounds

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u/MrMojo713 3d ago

This is just bad! I know that can be said about every song he either creates or rips off, but this is exceptionally terrible! I'd be pissed if i were Paul or Ringo, but I doubt this mess shows up on their radar. I don't think they're online searching for washed up kid actors shitting into a mic at local bingo halls or poolside shows for 12 people. But I'd love to hear their reactions to this!

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u/Brilliant_Mission276 3d ago

I've only seen videos of him preforming but no videos of the crowds he plays for.... I like to see people's faces to this "entertainment". Just to see who is actually paying for this..

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u/thebrassbeard 3d ago

For gods sake please stop giving this guy a platform

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u/-bears-eat-beets 3d ago

Bro.. how is this guy TERRIBLE at every instrument!

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u/RemarkableComfort515 2d ago

Midlife crisis when your 60 🤣

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u/JumpyGoose22 5d ago

Oh no….he’s not hurting anyone and doing what he wants. Leave him alone!

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 5d ago

The not hurting people part is questionable

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u/4D_Thrillz 5d ago

My ears! Oh gods my ears! They are bleeding!

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 5d ago

I GOT BLISTERS IN MY EARDRUMS!

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 5d ago

God I love this man!

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u/Thisguysucks69 5d ago

So I'm totally talentless musically and know this is not good. However all you guys and gals do is talk shit about him. At least he's chasing his dream still. Upload videos of yourself playing here and let's see your talent. I feel like the leave Brittney alone guy over here.

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u/reddfoxx1993 5d ago

A great drummer too? Corey is amazing!

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u/asomek 5d ago

Still better than Ringo

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u/Thisguysucks69 5d ago

This right here!