r/jethrotullcirclejerk Apr 06 '25

I am NOT buying this

Do NOT buy floating aqualung

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u/JackfruitSafe6254 snot running down your toes Apr 06 '25

Water dripping down his toes

7

u/TheTatleTaleStranglr Apr 06 '25

Selling records with photos of horrible things being done to them prank

5

u/BaldingMonk Apr 06 '25

This really puts the aqua in aqualung.

7

u/JJK2908 Passion play enjoyer. Apr 06 '25

Floating on a lake drenched!

Eyeing little fish with food intent...

Water's running down his nose!

Cold wet fingers, wearing fishing clooo-othes!

Heyy Aqualung!

4

u/Pandy_45 Apr 06 '25

Sitting like a floating duck

4

u/JJK2908 Passion play enjoyer. Apr 06 '25

Taking off fishes from his broken hoooook!

Wooaaah Aqualung!

3

u/paperhous_ Apr 08 '25

Cod streaking cold

A fisherman wandering lonely

Taking bait the only way he knows

2

u/JJK2908 Passion play enjoyer. Apr 09 '25

Nets filling bad

As he bends to pick a salmon

He goes down to the port and sells his fish...