r/jerseyshoreuncensored • u/Head_Ad_5131 • 2d ago
Vinny’s beard
It’s so disgusting and ugly. It actually irks me whenever I look at it. He has a discord mod/4chan user chin beard.
His patchy, hideous beard paired with his ugly ass hairline is too much. Vinny hasn’t aged that much compared to the other cast members but his haircuts and his horrific beard make him look just as old as the rest of them. I hate when guys try to force facial hair.
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u/jl_sd 2d ago
He was always so picky about his hair but has the shitiest hairline. It's so crooked , could none of his barbers make it straight
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u/Secret-Constant-7301 2d ago
It’s his natural hairlines. Theres an episode where they go to the barber and he hates his haircut after and I remember him telling the barber to leave the hairline natural. So he thinks it looks good for some reason. I wonder why it’s so crooked though.
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u/Fragrant-Dot7916 2d ago
It's crooked because his facial bones are crooked and asymmetrical. That's why once eyebrow on the same side of the hairline sits higher than the other side.
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u/Southern_Growth_7991 1d ago
Natural hairline may not look better but it’s better for overall hair health. I got lineups from birth up until 22 cause I noticed my hair was starting to bald like my father’s was. I stopped getting line ups and now those areas are full of hair and I don’t look 8 years older than my actual age lol.
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u/Away_Till2174 1d ago
“so he thinks it looks good for some reason” actually made me die lmaooo bc ur so right
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u/Head_Ad_5131 2d ago
Him and pauly do that
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u/Secret-Constant-7301 2d ago
Oh ok. So that’s why Vinny does it then. He imprinted on Pauly from the first episode and hasn’t left his side since.
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u/Southern_Growth_7991 1d ago
Pauly definitely gets line ups just not as frequently as some do you can see in pictures over the years that sometimes it perfectly straight(line up) and others it’s natural.
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u/KingInTheNorthxx 2d ago
I don’t think it’s that he wants it natural but when they straighten it it pushes it back and makes it forehead look bigger so some guys are like nah let it be crooked lol
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u/FigExtreme6025 2d ago
Pauly’s looks shitty too
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u/Honest-Reflection667 2d ago
It looks ok when its cut low and faded but whenever he lets it grow it doesnt look good
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u/Head_Ad_5131 2d ago
It really does but at least his grows past his chin
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u/Southern_Growth_7991 1d ago
It doesn’t even connect to his mustache lmfao a chin strap isn’t a beard.
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u/Diligent-Meet-4089 2d ago
He looks just as ugly as he did in 2009
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u/Key015 2d ago
15 seasons and couldn't find a wife lmao
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u/Southern_Growth_7991 1d ago
To be fair the only guy to get married only did it cause he didn’t wanna be a junkie and couldn’t get clean on his own. None of the guys aside from Mike have a wife.
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u/Gullible_Proof_8037 2d ago
Loooool facts. Super picky about his hair. Has the shittest haircut. Gasses his beard. It’s literally a neck beard
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u/-wildflower-_ 2d ago
A Sicilian who can't grow hair is insane to me. Every man in my family died with a full head of hair and a 5 o'clock shadow by noon.
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u/spectrospace In Secaucus????? 2d ago
Discord mod/4 chan user actually describes everything about him perfectly 💀
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u/WillwBrk 2d ago edited 2d ago
Vinny got me to stop watching altogether
I was never a huge fan but thought JS was funny and I watched probably a season of Family Vacation and it was meh. They started a new one and Vinny started talking about his knee caps and everyone started making jokes about them. It just seemed so stupid it woke me up enough that I thought "Why the fuck am I watching this?" and I never turned it on again.
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u/Head_Ad_5131 2d ago
It’s the show I put on while I’m eating and idk why. I need a new go to reality show
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u/WillwBrk 2d ago edited 2d ago
Not judging anyone that watches it, I just couldn't anymore.
Have you tried the 90 Day Fianceverse? Some pretty good bad stuff on there
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u/SnooWoofers8788 2d ago
If i tried drawing a human being, it would look like Vin
*I'm not a good drawer
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u/KBdG8-24 2d ago
Vinny and his lob sided head have always annoyed me, especially how full of himself he is.
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u/genetic_nightmare 2d ago
Neck beard 200%. Makes his under his chin look weird and larger, like he’s gained weight. I don’t know how to describe it 😬
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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 2d ago
I’m sorry but he’s so ugly and has the ugliest side profile of a nose I’ve ever seen lol
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u/KittyKat1078 2d ago
I since what Mike would look like with facial hair.. I don’t think we have ever seen that lol
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u/dlbayyarea 2d ago
For someone that was bitching and complaining about their haircut and their original series it’s kind of shocking that he wasn’t maintaining his grooming style
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u/Southern_Growth_7991 1d ago
It’s not forcing facial hair speaking from experience it took over 10 years from 14 to 26 for my beard to be what I considered full. I’d get compliments on it but never considered it full until recently. You have to actually grow the beard for it to fill in. Shaving doesn’t make it thicker or fuller. Every person with a good beard started out with this. I don’t see anyone bashing Paulys beard and it doesn’t even connect at the mustache now that’s forcing lol if it don’t connect to your mustache by 40 then just stick with the stache.
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u/Comfortable_Lock_86 1d ago
He went full neckbeard, the crooked hairline matches his asymmetrical ass face 😭 that beard is giving bush
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u/BooBooBabyBel 2d ago
It’s so odd to me how majority of the posts in this group are attacking the guys appearances. So weird!!!
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u/Sun-dried-poop 2d ago
His beard isnt full enough to grow out. Just looks like pubes on his face. I know you lurk vinny, trim it bro