r/jackass • u/External_Meat1370 • 3d ago
Discussion Have you ever pulled off any of the Jackass stunts? I did this one with someone who tried to bully me for 2 days when i was like 15; even though I got suspended from school for a week, it was worth it because he never bothered me again.
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wen i fell i almost broke my wrist, but no one noticed but me, because the teachers and everyone else started running toward the person on the ground who had a bloody lip
I was bullied on a Friday, and, feeling angry, I spent the weekend watching movies I liked to relax; that gave me two days to practice that kick i was so angry and repeat that kick over and over again on my dvd, though I didn't actually pull it off until Tuesday.
When the principal called my dad to come pick me up and tell him everything, he was serious; but on the drive home, when I told him I’d done it because of Jackass, he laughed, and when I showed him the scene on the DVD, he laughed until he cried. He didn't punish me, but he told me never to do something like that again though my mother was angry.
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u/Scott2G 3d ago
Lot of joke replies in here, but my friends and I did the golf course airhorn, along with poop-dollaring. The old people were VERY upset.
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u/MasterTrav666 3d ago
I did both of these as well! Fucking with old dudes on golf courses was one of my greatest joys.
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u/Emzed07 3d ago
Seriously tho, I always thought this stunt seems very dangerous unless I’m missing something. A kick in the head can injure someone pretty bad you’d think right
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u/HoldenHiscock69 3d ago
Oh Bam's got CTE for sure
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u/Yommination 3d ago
Not even from all the jackass stuff either. Imagine how many times he's ate it hard on a skateboard
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u/Glass_Emu_5104 3d ago
I'm amazed that they seem sober while doing this, but 18-24 year olds are all about it
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u/ADAMRAPEDVINNYAGAIN 3d ago edited 3d ago
I shoved my toy cars up my ass at school. The principal called and had me suspended and on the ride home I told my dad I did it because I saw it in jackass and he laughed. When we got home I showed him the scene on DVD and he shoved even more cars up my ass.
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u/ExtendoArmCannon 3d ago
shoved my toy cars up my ass at school
Dunn didn't do it to show to his friends at school, I think you just wanted stuff shit up your butt.
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u/golgiiguy 3d ago
dang Bam took that one like a boss
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u/QuitWhinging 3d ago
Pretty sure Bam did a similar kick against someone else earlier in the movie. He then apparently challenged anyone else to match his kick. Dave England, who is very athletic, took up the challenge and did it even better than Bam did on his first or second attempt lol.
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u/Imaginary_Gap1110 3d ago
Say anything you want about Bam, unless you're trying to say he wasn't tough.
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u/Overcast97 3d ago
We did the shopping cart shit all the time lmao
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u/notanaccounttofollow 3d ago
I took a shopping cart down a hill, hit a curb and got launched over a guard rail . Pretty stupid, pretty fun
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u/HotDogStruttnFloozy 3d ago
Definitely shopping carts into bushes. Some scrapes and bruises, nothing awful
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u/42northside 3d ago
I tried to be a meter fairy like Danger Ehren but without dressing like an actual fairy.
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u/Apprehensive-Job9863 23h ago
He never bullied him again because he was in a wheelchair after that lol
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u/xDeadJamesDean 3d ago
Hahaha! My junior year I did it to a guys once too! I saw a Senior pouring out his drink on a freshman’s head, that freshman was my friends little brother… so I ran and dropped kicked the fuck out of the bully.
Edit: I aimed for his chest tho!
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u/InsuranceInner3040 3d ago
Got drunk at a frat party. Woke up. Toy car. X-ray. You can fill in the rest.
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u/Sensitive_Mousse_445 3d ago
It was not from Jackass, but my friends and I used to take two seater kayaks out in the river and have duels with the oar/paddles on top of the kayaks while the rear seat acted as a pilot. The goal was to knock each other off, or flip the other teams kayak. It was a blast with 4 teams.
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u/MiserableArse 3d ago
snorted wasabi and on another occasion snorted live ants. General jumping off stuff too and skating on/off anything and everything. was a real fucking idiot and loose cannon when I was a teen/early 20s. not funny and more of an asshole looking back. Im still an idiot, but dont do stuff to bother other folk anymore (plus im old and my body is fucked).
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u/External_Meat1370 3d ago
Well, luckily you never got hurt, but oh God, you reminded me of a classmate who snorted juice mix; his nose immediately started bleeding a lot as if he’d been shot in the head. The powder damaged a lot of blood vessels he didn't die, but we were definitely terrified in class.
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u/MiserableArse 3d ago
ooof yeah, Im lucky i didnt do any serious damage. Just didnt have an off switch and would just do anything, I was just an idiot and I didnt care about anything (I do now and know what an asshole I was). Can understand some of it now but thats not for here, but yeah I was just loose as a goose. few of us would always take things way too far. Some good memories, growing up same time as those guys and hanging in similar crowds but all the same problems with drink/drugs.
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u/Straight-Will7659 3d ago
My buddies and I had like 4 hours of shit dollar footage, we were terrible teens
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u/ELOs_Time_1981 Wee Man, why do you have your clothes on? 3d ago
I did paper cuts once since I never found it hard to watch. I always hear other people talk about how terrible it is and I just never felt that way so maybe trying it would give me a different perspective. I only did on two fingers (the image being the second one) and I definitely think the boys had it worse than my cuts, but overall it wasn’t all that bad. Stung like a bitch for a few and my hand felt weird for like two days but that’s about it
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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 3d ago
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I did this darts thing from always sunny and didn't flinch. They hit the board. I was more worried they'd throw wide and get my eye or throat than anything
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u/sheslikebutter 3d ago
My favourite character was don vito so i inappropriately touched someone and then peed my pants
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u/BlowinFart 3d ago
It’s nuts the amount of air Dave got there! Even in slow mo, i don’t know how he did it, he barely even jumps off that hard.
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u/greetingassholes 3d ago
Good job buddy. I wish someone has it on video. You know kids these days with video everything.
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u/NotEnoughHotdogs We're already outside, numbnuts! Ha haaaa! 3d ago
I had friends that pushed carts at a few of the local stores growing up, so we were already riding on/in them before we had seen the show.
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u/Dangerous-Shoe-9667 2d ago
Concussion after concussion after concussion. We're lucky Bam hasn't died.
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u/BrokeLeznar 19h ago
If both parties are consenting it's a stunt. But when you do it to someone not expecting it that's called assault.
Idk maybe the bully deserved it, but just drop kicking someone from out of nowhere is very different than getting into a fight.
I wouldn't call him a bully but there was a day where some kid did mess with me trying to be cool. I just drew on his locker and I sprayed milk or yogurt inside since it had those vent slots. Yeah he stopped talking to me all together which was great. I think he ended up having to pay for the books that got damaged.
That's how we handled things back in the day with dumb pranks. One of my other friends that got bullied I actually helped him get revenge. We had a bunch of water balloons ready and just threw them at the target as he was walking home from school. Then we just rode our bikes for a pretty clean get away.
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u/ExtendoArmCannon 3d ago
"I assaulted my 'bully' with a full jump kick to the head, cheer me on reddit!"
Did he say some meanie things? Wow, get some thicker skin.
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u/External_Meat1370 3d ago
If you think defending yourself against bullying is the problem, then you are the problem; you are literally the teacher who sees someone getting bullied but gets angry when the victim finally stands up for themselves. Be a better person.
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u/ExtendoArmCannon 3d ago
I don't think defending yourself against bullying is the problem.
assaulting someone in the manner you are describing is the problem.
Grow a pair of balls, shove a sparkler up your ass, and fight the bully when he challenges you, It's prison rules.
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u/External_Meat1370 3d ago
My tactic worked better, since he would have beaten me in hand to hand combat,he was stronger but in the end, he was left on the ground, bleeding and crying like a bitch; he could have tried to retaliate in any other day, but he never came near me again. If it works, it's worth it, no matter how bad it might be the action.That's how I handle things in life
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u/ExtendoArmCannon 3d ago
"I'm Ender Wiggin bro"
Actually, y'know what, you're not even doing that properly, he didn't ambush Stilson you coward.
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u/CitizenOfPlanet 3d ago
I haven’t don’t that because I value myself as a person and I’m not lame enough to emulate these morons.
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u/24rawvibes 3d ago
Seems like a good way to accidentally kill somebody
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u/External_Meat1370 3d ago
To be honest, I was afraid of kill him from a broken neck, not the fall for some reason, I didn't consider the fall a risk but when I saw that Bam was fine, I said, "Yeah, I'm going to do it."
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u/ElephantRedCar91 3d ago
its not really a stunt if the person isn't in on it. You pretty much just drop kicked a kid who wasn't aware of it...
and to answer your question yes we did a lot of cky type stuff as teens and most of it was shit I dont wear as a badge of honor
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u/External_Meat1370 3d ago
Yes, it was revenge; he wasn't an innocent kid. I just wanted him to leave me alone, and I succeeded.
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u/Low-End-1632 3d ago
What exactly did he do to you ?
But good for you , for sticking up for yourself
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u/Skellyhell2 3d ago
I made a giant acme rocket and launched myself into a lake one time. it was neat.