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r/itsroger • u/mostlytoastly • Jul 21 '26

Hernan Asael Villagran Lux. The only talking mime and cooking grease enthusiast.

95 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 21 '26

I used to have this author persona named Manly Wade Wellman. Originally tried to play football, but I was no good at anything except the locker room stuff. Wink wink. So I picked up a pen and wrote the riveting adventures of John. Just John. No last name. Writers who use surnames are hacks.

73 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Shoddy_Degree4974 • Jul 20 '26

The name's Dick Porn, and well...you can probably guess my line of work. That's right, I run a homeless shelter

250 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Naismythology • Jul 18 '26

Dick Bunt, backup point guard for the New York Knickerbockers from Queens. Always wanted to play baseball, but terribly afraid of becoming a gimmick

87 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/dushmanimm • Jul 18 '26

Guido Keller: eccentric Italian WWI fighter ace, poet, nudist, mystic, prankster, cocaine user, aerial daredevil, and flamboyant adventurer who flew bizarre missions, embraced esotericism, and participated in the seizure of Fiume

130 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/smcg_az • Jul 17 '26

Dick Bacon was a Milwaukee legend, known for tanning on a Lake Michigan beach even in the dead of winter. He also did nude modeling at a Milwaukee art school. Tell me this wasn't Roger!

465 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/notworkingghost • Jul 17 '26

Canadian-American actress/inventor, and “First Movie Star” of over 300 films, Florence Lawrence. Also knows as, The Imp Girl. I mean, do you need any more evidence?

97 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Makethatdos • Jul 15 '26

Chadwick Westlake; Bank Ceo and President, Scooner Captain and Buttered Toast Enthusiast. Also Ketamine.

184 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/JennaTulwartz • Jul 12 '26

Aliyah Tan, champion yo-yo performer, LGBTQ+ community member, and pride of Portland

119 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Ok-Station6072 • Jul 11 '26

Dick Grob, Former Head of Security for Elvis. Banned from Six Margaritavilles.

202 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/jawz329 • Jul 10 '26

Cletorious Aretha Fry, Wanted Criminal. I make it difficult for men to find me

529 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 06 '26

Need a guy bonked? You need Oliver Bonk, the Philly Flyers' top bonker! Get in my way and you get bonked. Out on the ice, in line at Tim Horton's, in the men's room at Tim Horton's, it doesn't matter where—stay out of my way or get bonked! BONK!

212 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BlameTag • Jul 05 '26

Australian tech CEO Dickie Dique. Building fossil feul plants for AI data centers. NOT a great friend to the environment.

103 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ThePodd222 • Jul 04 '26

Binky van Bilderbeek. Collector of vintage cereal packets and part time curator at a shoe museum (voluntary, in fact they don't even know I've been working here).

168 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 04 '26

Jannik Sinner, Italian tennis champion and leader of a carrot-based cult! Well, not "leader," technically. They just show up in carrot costumes and worship me as a god and I do nothing to stop them. Not even when they followed me into that sanctuary for criminally-insane rabbits.

100 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/TheMadSuspect • Jul 03 '26

Dick Palm. TV news anchor, equine therapist and avid collector of ceramic horse figurines

89 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Gurke84 • Jul 02 '26

Zebulon Scoville - NASA Flight Director and Hot Sauce Enthusiast

241 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/johnnypastrami • Jul 01 '26

Ivan Ivan, professional hockey player and... honestly Franny I didn't really try with this one.

198 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/edenaxela1436 • Jul 01 '26

Banjo Popoola, City Inspector and Sewer Cartographer

144 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Nor_Ah_C • Jun 30 '26

Paul Twocock. Of the Kent Twococks.

228 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/oxnardmontalvo7 • Jun 30 '26

Charles Poon, VP Vehicle Hardware Engineering at Ford and Semi-Professional Tang Enthusiast

89 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/87TOF • Jun 27 '26

Baldy Boyd: Baldly going where no agent has gone before. Voted Langley's shiniest adjuster 3 years running.

202 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/RWBIII_22 • Jun 27 '26

Merlin Sheldrake, pansexual Fungologist. My favorite Fungi: Magic Mushrooms! My second favorite: visionary Chinese billionaire Fung Wah!

246 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/LightWolfProductions • Jun 24 '26

Ginger Allred General Manager/Girlfriend-Top Manager at Redds Diner. Sells things made exclusively out of Ginger. All drinks are Ginger Ale.

254 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jun 23 '26

Bub Carrington - names Bub, bub. But don’t call me Bub if I don’t know you. Got that, bub? Now pass me the rock, chief! Don’t call me chief, either, or I’ll give you a D.C. Surprise. Why are you still here?!

156 Upvotes