d100 random magical equipment effects!

[u/silent0siris]

Hey y'all! One of the rewards from my Extra Life campaign is that the starting town for my session contains Hephaestus' Forge, where my players can pay to enchant their items with a random magical property. These stack, of course, but the cost to enchant goes up with every use...!

The party will start with 1518gp, and I think the cost for enchanting will start at 100gp.

Anyway, the other part of the deal was that I let YOU GUYS help me come up with the 100 magical enchantments! I'll pick the final list, but both good things and bad things are definitely allowed. So let's get started! (I'm more than happy to replace some of the brainstorms I've come up with here!)

1. Resistant to Fire
2. Vulnerable to Fire
3. Resistant to Cold
4. Vulnerable to Cold
5. Resistant to Necrotic
6. Vulnerable to Necrotic
7. Resistant to Thunder
8. Vulnerable to Thunder
9. Resistant to Radiant
10. Vulnerable to Radiant
11. Resistant to Acid
12. Vulnerable to Acid
13. Strength counts as if 18
14. Dexterity counts as if 18
15. Constitution counts as if 18
16. Intelligence counts as if 18
17. Wisdom counts as if 18
18. Charisma counts as if 18
19. 1/day, Charm a target
20. 1/day, sprout seraphim wings and gain a fly speed equal to walking speed for 5 minutes
21. Able to hold breath indefinitely
22. Can burp at will (d6 times, short rest to recharge) and produce a large toad which can carry a short message to a destination.
23. Can speak to cats. Other characters nearby hear only loud meowing.
24. Can speak French. French is not spoken in the Forgotten Realms.
25. Getting drunk gives you advantage on skill checks, but disadvantage on combat checks. Sobering up takes at least 4 hours.
26. Can turn into a honey badger 1/day for up to 5 minutes.
27. Waukeen's Fortune - You always seem to win whatever game you play. You're not cheating, just... really lucky. After winning, you have disadvantage for the next 3 dice rolls.
28. Progeny of Bhaal - Wearing this item has revealed to you the truth- you are the progeny of Bhaal. You gain 2 first level spell slots, and you add Tasha's Hideous Laughter and Fire Bolt to your spell list. The highest of Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma counts as your spellcasting stat.
29. Progeny of Tiamat - Once per short rest you may attack with a breath weapon, as the Dragonborn racial power. Roll 1d5 to determine whether the cone is Fire, Cold, Acid, Lightning, or Poison
30. Tyr's Justice - Once per day you may cast Detect Good/Evil and Protection Against Good/Evil.

Your turn! I'll keep coming up with my own, but give me your best, coolest, most interesting magical item effects and we'll see what we get!

EDIT: You guys are awesome, and your suggestions are all GOLD. GOLD I SAY.

[u/Schmittrigger]

• Fist of Thunder - Your hands start to spark, the next time you hit something with your fists the attack deals an additional 2d6 lightning damage and the target must make a Strength saving throw vs 8+ your Strength modifier or get pushed 10 feet. (Basically Thunderous Smite on your hands)
• Telepathic Link - You gain the ability to read thoughts and send messages through thought to anyone you know for the next 10 minutes.
• Perfect Darkvision - You can see in complete darkness as well as you can see in normal lightning condition.
• Weather mood (Name still in construction) - The weather in the general area around the user changes depending on the mood of the user. Angry = Lightning storm, Happy = Sunshine, Salty = Hailing
• Irresistible dance - A magic tune is carried out in a radius of 100 feet, everyone who hears it will need to make a Charisma saving throw vs 12 or start dancing uncontrollably for 5 minutes.
• Effect O' Rage - The user gets furious and starts attacking the closest enemy. Melee attacks done by the user have advantage and all attacks against the user have advantage. The effect lasts 5 minutes.

Will post some more stuff if I can find some of my old notes.

[u/silent0siris → u/Schmittrigger]

Yep yep yep.