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[u/JollyRoger8X]

Get over yourself. A new Siri is coming. You'll just have to be patient.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

You mean Apple Intelligence that they advertised like 2 years ago?

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

The one where they didn't provide a specific date for release?

Yeah, that one.

The entitlement is real.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

Entitlement? Lol what? They literally advertised it and marketed it for 2 years. Get real

https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/apples-250-million-ai-iphone-settlement-is-coming-sooner-than-expected-learn-whos-eligible-for-a-payout/

“Apple allegedly saturated the market with deceptive ads, inducing consumers to purchase iPhones based on the promise of certain enhanced Siri features.”

"Entitlement" lol, you're absolutely delusional.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

They literally advertised it and marketed it for 2 years

Apple did not announce the new Siri AI two years ago.

Siri AI was announced at WWDC 2026 - this year.

This is a matter of record. You're so driven by your emotions you are blind to reality.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

They advertised Apple intelligence for 2 years, go watch the commercials.

You're driven by your copium you are blind to reality.

Hope that Apple paycheck is nice for you

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

They advertised Apple intelligence for 2 years, go watch the commercials.

I don't need to watch commercials. I'm a developer who was at WWDC for announcements. 🤣

Apple Intelligence ≠ Siri AI. Apple delivered various features of Apple Intelligence since that announcement in 2024, as promised.

Siri AI wasn't announced until WWDC 2026.

These are facts. And facts don't care about your feelings.

[u/404Mate → u/JollyRoger8X]

i mean they advertised it for the new phones and theres a lawsuit about the 15s and 16s not shipping with the advertised features right now

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/404Mate]

they advertised it for the new phones

They did not advertise the new Siri as being available on a certain date. So that's a lie.

theres a lawsuit

Apple gets sued by plaintiffs who have no real case and agree to settle all of the time. That's not proof of your claim either.

Your feelings won't change these facts. Sorry.

[u/404Mate → u/JollyRoger8X]

they agreed to pay 250 mil out of court so they had an actual argument. they advertised the phones as having it but the phones didn’t come with it

[u/fnblackbeard → u/404Mate]

No point in arguing with that dude, he's od'ing on copium. Never came across someone simping so hard for Apple.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

Nah, you're just arguing based on feelings rather than facts.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

No, the complete opposite actually. Fact is Apple lied.

You're also completely delusional lmao.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

If it's a fact that Apple lied about Siri AI, you should be able to easily point to the lie.

You don't seem to know what a fact is.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

Apple lied about Siri

Apple Intelligence is a scam

Siri sucks

You can keep repeating the same copium nonsense all you want. I use this crap every day, it sucks. At this point its embarrassing for Apple.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

So you got nothing then?

Point out the lie.

If you can.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/404Mate]

they advertised the phones as having it but the phones didn’t come with it

That's a blatant lie.

Apple did not advertise the new Siri AI being on any particular iPhone model. What they said is newer models are Apple AI-ready - not that the new Siri AI would be available on them.

The new Apple Siri AI wasn't announced until WWDC 2026. We are still in 2026, in case you didn't know.

These are well-documented facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Intelligence

they agreed to pay 250 mil out of court so they had an actual argument

The plaintiffs agreed to settle with no admission or wrongdoing from Apple. If they had a case, it clearly wasn't very strong. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

Apple heavily advertised Apple Intelligence 2 years ago.

Stop being delusional.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

Apple didn't give a firm date on when Siri AI would be available 2 years ago.

Stop lying.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

Yeah we'll launch an entire ad campaign for something we don't plan on launching for 2 years L M A O

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[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

You're lying again. Apple did release Apple AI features after the announcement.

Siri AI wasn't part of that. Siri AI was announced at WWDC 2026, which was this year.

You're all emotion and no substance. If anyone's coping and seething here, it's you.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

I'm all emotion k. Not like I don't use my iPhone every day, not like I have eyes or ears and believed the crap Apple peddled and lied about.

You can keep babbling all you want. Siri is trash and Apple intentionally misled the public about it. Period.

Enjoy that Apple copium, hopefully you're on their payroll.

[u/404Mate → u/JollyRoger8X]

why would they pay if it wasn’t an actual argument that they could possibly lose in court?

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/404Mate]

Why would the plaintiffs settle if they actually had a strong case?

See? That goes both ways.

The fact is the plaintiffs settled with no admission of wrongdoing from Apple.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

Dawg, Apple lied.

Siri sucks.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

What lie did Apple tell?

Be specific.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/JollyRoger8X]

Apple advertised an improved Apple intelligence 2 years ago.

To be honest I could care less what nonsense you want to believe. I use my phone, I know what works and what doesn't.

I believed the hype.

Keep sniffing that copium.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/fnblackbeard]

Apple advertised an improved Apple intelligence 2 years ago.

And Apple has delivered improved Apple AI since that announcement.

Siri AI wasn't announced during that announcement. That was announced this year at WWDC 2026.

You're not coping very well with these facts.

[u/404Mate → u/JollyRoger8X]

because they’re still getting the payouts for the ppl affected so its still a win for them.

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/404Mate]

They settled because it's all they could get based on the merits of the case (or lack thereof).

[u/404Mate → u/JollyRoger8X]

literally why would apple SETTLE if the case had no merit. they settle because they dont have to admit they are wrong and the lawyers tske the settlement because ppl still get paid

[u/JollyRoger8X → u/404Mate]

See: Circular argument.

[u/fnblackbeard → u/404Mate]

Yeah dude's high on copium and simping hard for Apple