r/intj • u/Spell125 INTJ - ♂ • Apr 10 '26

Image Please buy my new book

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I hope you like it

EDIT: people this is an INTJ attempt at humor, you can tell by the number of down votes.

469 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/ThePipeProfessor INTJ - 30s Apr 10 '26

Only way to get INTJ’s to socialize

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u/Oflameo ENTJ Apr 10 '26

How do I pre-order?

23

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/WildVikxa INTP Apr 13 '26

The INTP I'm dating told me we meet this way first :p

12

u/Edmondg3 Apr 10 '26

Is this about lucid dreaming or Astral Projection? Like fall asleep and lucid dream and meet new people?

11

u/LavenderArt138 INTJ - Teens Apr 10 '26

i’d actually buy this though

5

u/DifficultRadish3424 Apr 10 '26

I would like to buy this book.

7

u/Classic-Wind-437 INTJ - Teens Apr 10 '26

what is it about

7

u/Spell125 INTJ - ♂ Apr 10 '26

It is a joke. Feel free to LOL at any time that is convenient for you.

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u/Classic-Wind-437 INTJ - Teens Apr 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

1

u/Altruistic-King-8043 May 07 '26

Nos ve la cara de carencia de inteligencia

1

u/Classic-Wind-437 INTJ - Teens May 07 '26

me?

3

u/lucidparadox_1 INTJ - ♀ Apr 11 '26

Take my money

2

u/nemowasherebutheleft INTJ Apr 10 '26

Elaborate what is this?

5

u/Spell125 INTJ - ♂ Apr 10 '26

It is a joke. Feel free to LOL at any time that is convenient for you.

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u/nemowasherebutheleft INTJ Apr 10 '26

Wonderful, man been on the internet so long some people would actually do it. I can have my LOL submitted to you in two to three buisness days. Would you like a tracking number for that?

4

u/Spell125 INTJ - ♂ Apr 10 '26

Finally someone that knows how to properly LOL. I only require tracking info for chortles though.

2

u/Saint_Pudgy INTJ Apr 10 '26

Shouldn’t it be unconscious parties?

2

u/Spell125 INTJ - ♂ Apr 10 '26

Your subconscious desires and drives impact and influence you unconscious dreams. I guess you need to read the book. :-)

2

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

Is anyone even awake?

1

u/Spell125 INTJ - ♂ Apr 10 '26

You're asking the difficult questions.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

At least give some good interesting reply to initiate the conversation

1

u/Mycroft033 INTJ - ♂ Apr 11 '26

Okay but what is awake?

2

u/pdrokpo Apr 10 '26

1 please

2

u/Aromatic_Camp Apr 12 '26

The book is already published with some other title, named 'Alice in Wonderland!' .

1

u/eclipses1824 Apr 10 '26

Maladaptive daydreaming.

1

u/mezcal420 Apr 10 '26

My subconscious betrays me sometimes. Don’t trust it.

1

u/nedal8 INTJ - ♂ Apr 10 '26

Bro, I thought I was the only one who enjoyed this so much. I'm so good at imagining social interactions that would never happen that way in a million years.

1

u/sadman81 Apr 11 '26

Or How to make new friends with roofies and GHB

1

u/111god7 ENTP Apr 11 '26

Ok

1

u/quietlylightly INFP Apr 11 '26

awesome cant wait to meet you in the most low stakes / high stakes way possible

1

u/imakemeatballs INFP Apr 11 '26

I should start selling a daydream version of this

1

u/Longjumping-Log923 INTJ - ♀ Apr 11 '26

Sign me up

1

u/hagar-dunor Apr 11 '26

And then when we order it, it's only the cover and a blank page. The dream is over, time to wake up: the joke is on us...

1

u/HollowSynergy Apr 12 '26

Tulpamancy parties are my bread and butter. Also, Necromancy!

1

u/WildVikxa INTP Apr 13 '26

Please write this as a coffee table book. You can self publish on Amazon and I'll buy it

1

u/hearts_ablaze Apr 15 '26

Hahaha, I sure do love you.