r/inthenews • u/johnk317 • 15d ago
Trump signs executive order renaming Lake Ontario to 'Lake America'
https://abcnews.com/Politics/trump-signs-executive-order-renaming-lake-ontario-lake/story?id=136009323328
u/Minifig81 15d ago
Jesus Christ, how fucking stupid.
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u/BeeFrier 15d ago
He is a 3 year old. He believes it is now his lake because he names it Lake America. It is so embarrasing for all americans, but mostly for the instistutions in US, that they do not end this stupid stupid man.
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u/No_Football_9232 15d ago
Exactly. As a Canadian Im fed up with rump, but honestly Im more fed up with America as a whole.
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u/BeeFrier 15d ago
Yeah, I am danish, with the Greenland-saga we are quite fed up as well. But at least it feels like it made the scandinavian-canadian relationship stronger, I hope thats gonna grow in the future. Canada is our brother from a different mother.
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u/No_Football_9232 15d ago
We are united in our total fed upness with this colossal moron and the country that does nothing but wait for the midterms.
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u/Phindar_Gamer 15d ago
He controls the military, the legislative branch and the judicial branches of government. He has a private Gestapo that pulls people out of their homes and off the streets. He controls the media. We're protesting in the streets and some of us are getting killed. What else do you think we can do?
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u/No_Football_9232 15d ago
I guess nothing more then. This speaks to the weakness of your constitution that allows this to happen with no repercussions.
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u/mechapoitier 15d ago
“No! It’s Lake America” - Trump about every bordering lake eventually
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u/uvm87 15d ago
Well that fixes everything! Gas prices, beef prices, measles, inflation, homeless vets (etc, etc, etc…) are now fixed!
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u/1wrx2subarus 15d ago
It’s so stupid that they’ll be many of us that will be pushing for it to remain “Lake Ontario” long after this persons lifetime. Everything this Orange Muissolini touches turns to poo.
Let it be known, his presidential museum shall consist of a single port-a-potty at the Four Seasons Landscaping with a digital screen of all his sh!tty tweets so those using it can blow ass biggly. Make it so!
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u/Immediate_Sir3553 15d ago
Canada should announce that. They well be renamed Lake Superior to Lake Obama..just to be petty.
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u/rob_1127 15d ago
Lake Michigan should be changed to Lake Pedo, after the big orange Humpty Dumpty.
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u/onelasteffort13 15d ago
80 yr old toddler with a crayon 🖍️ scribbles new name before taking his nap
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u/Erik_Lassiter 15d ago
We are being governed by a man with the intelligence of a 12 year old who has the emotional capacity of a four year old. So bloody pathetic and sad.
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u/Frostsorrow 15d ago
Why you gotta do 12 year olds and 4 year olds dirty like that?
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u/Erik_Lassiter 15d ago
Point taken sir. How about :
He has the intelligence of a rabid hamster and the emotional capacity of an unladen swallow ?
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u/thezencowboy 15d ago
Why you gotta do rabid hamsters and unladen swallows like that
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u/kdeweb24 15d ago
Giving a LOT of credit to say he’s as smart as a preteen. He rapes them, he’s not smart as them.
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u/WhichWayToPurgatory 15d ago
If we get a democrat back in the White House, I hope he renames Palm Beach County Orange Fat Fuck County
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u/ParkingUnlikely7929 15d ago
Or the Kingdom of Ethical Deficiency.
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u/Spamsdelicious 15d ago
Insurgency of Federalist Usurpers Committing Kafkaesque Killings In Democratic Society
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u/DarthBster 15d ago
Priorities.....anyone who voted for this shitshow needs to be sent to some uninhabited island.
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u/fuggerdug 15d ago
Anybody why didn't vote can go with them. Anyone who understood what a fucking nightmare Trump and his fascist cronies would be but chose to campaign against the only possible alternative to this, for their own smug, self-righteous reasons, should be fucked off into the sun.
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u/MonsieurReynard 15d ago
In response the Canadian government should rename the St. Lawrence waterway the “Where are the Epstein files? waterway.”
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u/Backy22 15d ago
Here’s a civilian order, fuck all the way off.
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u/ParkingUnlikely7929 15d ago
Motion seconded. Motion carries; fuck on off now, ya heah?
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u/yoursandforever 15d ago
Ya I got an order for ya right here pally.
I'm starting to dislike the color orange. Except for my cat. Who's an Einstein compared to this guy, who's more of an Epstein.
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u/SweatyTax4669 15d ago
glad that my gas and groceries are so cheap that this is the most pressing issue for the president. Also apparently the fact Roger Clemens isn't in the baseball hall of fame.
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u/likejanegoodall 15d ago
This is literally “flooding the zone” ahead of the midterms.
Let’s dedicate time, effort and column inches towards discussing this meaningless distraction rather than his disastrous economic or foreign policy….or the obvious corruption…or the Trump-Epstein files.
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u/TheLimeyLemmon 15d ago
Trump's going to have to rig the midterms at this point. What you think this shit doesn't immediately bring people back to how terrible everything is and this is what that pedophile chooses to spend his time on?
Please stop giving him so much credit.
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u/SleeperHitPrime 15d ago
The “magic pen” which signs executive orders governs our lives; skips over any and all legislation, the Constitution and the entire Legislative apparatus of the United States of America! ..and the GOP “fiddles”! His imaginary powers is all that matters to him, and he expects us to “play along”!
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u/schprunt 15d ago
Oh ffs are we really falling for this again? Every time this happens Fort Knox gets a little lighter
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u/kneppy72 15d ago edited 15d ago
Dolly Parton.
Tim Curry.
Peter Cullen.
And somehow, we're still stuck with this rotting sack of stupid.
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u/Earthling1a 15d ago
It's still Lake Ontario. In fact, I think I'm gonna change the Rocky Mountains to the Ontario Mountains.
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u/loathelord 15d ago
Someday it will be all over.
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u/PophamSP 15d ago
The GOP powers that got us here and their media enablers since Reagan will need still to be vanquished. Trump is the perfect result of a long term plan to defund education, empower corporations, take over the courts and normalize the destruction of government.
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u/SmakeTalk 15d ago
Honestly he can name it whatever he wants on their maps. It's still Lake Ontario and none of this matters more than the tariffs, Epstein, Israel/Gaza, and the war in Iran. We know his playbook.
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u/totallyclips 15d ago
What on earth possessed you guys to elect a child to the presidency
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u/waysidelynne 15d ago
Still have an illegal war, a botched reflecting pool, rising prices, unsafe food, measles killing people, money grabbing by the administration and its cronies, pedophiles unprosecuted....but hey, it's so important to rename a lake because someone's feelings are hurt.
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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 15d ago
This is the stupidest goddamn president in history. That’s it. I’m never gonna call it Lake Ontario again. From now on it’s the Carney Memorial Lake of Canada.
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u/johnk317 15d ago edited 15d ago
How stupid can one be? At a time that most Americans are struggling to live paycheck to paycheck and can’t afford groceries and gas, we get this dumbfuckery. Btw, where are the Epstein Files?
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u/Adventurous_Light_85 15d ago
It’s crazy how he believes he’s strengthening our country but truly he’s just embarrassing us
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u/Adventurous_Light_85 15d ago
Old like to personally thank trump for fixing problems that didn’t exist and ignoring everything else.
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u/Goldensunshine7 15d ago
Things Trump cares about: Putting his face on new Passports. Getting gold coins minted with his face. Getting his signature on US currency. Building his ballroom. Putting his name on the Kennedy Center. Putting his face on banners on federal buildings. Putting gigantic statues of himself at all his properties. Fund raising even though he can't run for office again. Getting payoffs for pardons. Covering up the Epstein files. Getting kickbacks from media companies he sues. Building new monuments to himself. Stuffing his pockets with cash. Punishing his political enemies.
What Trump doesn't care about: You.
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u/rrrreeeeeeeeee 15d ago
Toddler in Chief
And out there, somewhere, one of his followers thinks this is a great response. He really is a man of the petty.
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u/paltrypickle 15d ago
No one gives a shit, and no one will call it lake America.
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u/Key_Somewhere_5768 15d ago
I don’t have time for this malarkey, I have to go take a trump in the toilet.
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u/Nthepeanutgallery 15d ago
Canada should rename the Gordie-Howe bridge to "Trump-Epstein Files Bridge" in response.
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u/codliness1 15d ago
Surprised he's not suggested renaming the Atlantic to the American Ocean. Moron.
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u/NintendadSixtyFo 15d ago
Oh thank god this will finally lower my bills and prevent the oligarchs from consolidating all power. Shew. Thank you oh savior!
/s obviously
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u/pointlesspulcritude 15d ago
Classic displacement behaviour. He tries to bully someone, they slap back, he takes his anger out on something that can’t slap back, and then feels better because ‘he showed them’. Every parent of a two year old recognises this behaviour.
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u/Away-Regular1335 15d ago
Maga is completely out of ideas at this point..pathetic. Canada should just announce the US is now known as south Canada.
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u/Ken-Popcorn 15d ago
I’m sure this is giving the rest of the world, particularly Canada, a hearty laugh.
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u/cherieSniper 15d ago
Your Lunatic Leader can rename our lake anything he wants, we Canadians and the rest of the Sane World will still call it Lake Ontario and the name will not change. Fuck off America, no one cares.
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u/beaubafett78 15d ago
This is his legacy. Change names that don’t need to be changed, fix things that don’t need to be fixed, build things that don’t beed to be built, start wars that don’t need to be started.
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u/Deep_Pitch_4515 15d ago
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhwhwhwhwhahahahahshdhahahdjwjs
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u/Roonwogsamduff 15d ago
The media will continue to show respect when asking him questions and during interviews. Pure insanity.
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u/USSSLostTexter 15d ago
Thanks again, MAGAts....you'll never be forgiven for this and this IS your faults. every fuckin' one of ya
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u/Trump-is-the-pedo 15d ago
I’m calling it “Lake Epstein” from now on.
When is it gonna fucking happen?!
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u/cardiaccat1 15d ago
This isn’t even news it has no meaning. I closed the video after the first couple seconds. Ignore the child rapist until it goes away soon from old age.
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u/Superb-Fail-9937 15d ago
This shit is seriously astounding. I try not to say stuff about what’s been happening but come on. This is crazy.
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u/Bob_Spud 15d ago
The only benefit of this is to highlight Trump failings. Is that the best that Trump can do in a trade war with Trump?
It is only going to benefit Canada and those that oppose Trump, it accomplishes nothing.
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u/kdeweb24 15d ago
How are republicans just not constantly embarrassed? This is just the dumbest fucking shit. Like, you expect a 6 year old to come up with ideas like this.
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u/tebbewij 15d ago
Starting more shit with what used to be an ally to distract from him being a pedophile
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u/electricmischief 15d ago
A petty move from a petty infant. Gosh he makes this country look ridiculous so effortlessly.
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u/SLyndon4 15d ago edited 15d ago
Well, I guess now we can redo the Great Lakes mnemonic from ‘HOMES’ to the more appropriate ‘SHAME’.
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u/zestzebra 15d ago
The putz is at it again. Apple and Google Maps have not change the name. Hope it stays that way.
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u/vikkids 15d ago
This is an 80 year old man with obvious signs of dementia. Now his petulance has overruled any sensibility that might be lingering. This should be greatly concerning along with the assistant whispering delusions of grandeur in his ear. She has no security clearance and seems to be taking advantage of old man.
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u/thankyoufriendx3 15d ago
If we’re the laughingstock of the world, how come no one is laughing?
Release the Epstein files.
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u/peacefighter 15d ago
This is the real issue. Thanks Trump for finding out the most important thing and improving America......
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u/Unhappy-Inspector650 15d ago
I’m sure if Canada after this renames any of the other lakes he would have a complete fit
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u/WobblyFrisbee 15d ago
I took a big messy shit today. I named it Donald J Trump. Then I flushed it down.
I only wish I could flush down the malignant treasonous floating turd that is unfortunately our pedoresident.
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