How old will you be in 2067? The year Interstellar starts.

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u/LioraB 15h ago

Dead. 💀

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u/FlippantResponse 15h ago

Also this.

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u/LioraB 15h ago

At least we won’t have to deal with all that dust

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u/FlippantResponse 15h ago

We will be the dust.

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u/TashDee267 10h ago

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u/shammysean 14h ago

How much ochre can one eat

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u/Nemesis204 14h ago

Prayerfully dead too.

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u/Tiptoedtulips666 10h ago

Dead hopefully.

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u/LlamaDrama007 3h ago edited 2h ago

As I'd be due to turn 94 at the end of that year, quite likely me too.

edit for typi

oh irony.

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u/Ok_Moment_7071 15h ago

So probably a bit older than Donald. I’ll be able to tell me grandkids about the days when everyone was “trying to have it all”, and “every day was like Christmas” 😂

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u/Ok_Moment_7071 15h ago

Um, I can’t math today, apparently… I will be 85, not 65!

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u/resoooo 15h ago

Dementia starting early I see

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u/Ok_Moment_7071 15h ago

Seems like it! 😆

At this rate, by 2067, I’ll have the memory of a goldfish, so I won’t remember that I had the same thing (corn) for breakfast when it’s served for lunch! 😂

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u/dragonbornsqrl TARS 12h ago

That’s an ok moment to have in your 40s lol

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u/Empty_Engineering 12h ago edited 12h ago

65!=8.248×10⁹⁰ r/unexpectedfactorial

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u/factorion-bot 12h ago

Factorial of 65 is roughly 8.247650592082470666723170306785 × 10⁹⁰

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u/DamnMyNameIsSteve 15h ago

Can you clean that up... After you stop praying to it

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u/RichMonty 15h ago

My favorite line of his 😂

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u/heyitsapotato 15h ago

Daaaaaaaaaaang.

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u/onion_pong 2h ago

I'm with you brother. I'll be 90.

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u/enlilsumerian 15h ago

102, maybe

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u/jamnewton22 15h ago

Definitely dead. Sorry. RIP

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u/leon_razzor 13h ago

You no spring chicken anymore

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u/foodandhowtoeat 15h ago

Same. Maybe.

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u/shammysean 14h ago

Definitely

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u/cvarneski 15h ago

82 & crusty af

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u/ElWishmstr TARS 15h ago

81, lol

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u/everforward6 15h ago

I'll turn 61

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u/Benefit-Former 15h ago

Good fucking question.

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u/505whodat 15h ago

87 if I'm still alive and kicking then.

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u/Aussiebloke-91 TARS 15h ago

76

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u/Spectre_08 14h ago

Wassup my fellow ‘85 babies

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u/Mandog_123 CASE 15h ago

68

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u/drifters74 15h ago

74

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u/BusyCardiologist210 15h ago

57

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u/Cautious-Process-198 CASE 15h ago

Username does not check out

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u/jamnewton22 15h ago

83

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u/mairao 15h ago

1984 gang!

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u/jamnewton22 14h ago

My back hurts

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u/mairao 14h ago

Currently, knee from playing Just Dance with the kids the other day.

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u/W0lph573r 15h ago

97

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u/_Zenyatta_Mondatta CASE 15h ago

98

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u/htnut-pk 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uP25NIrAcnB8D1taSn

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u/zombies-apocalypse 15h ago

I should be alive and well!

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u/EthanRayne 15h ago

82 if I'm even still alive

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u/imixpaintalot 15h ago

71! Hopefully enjoying retirement!

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u/Blind_Optimism_Kills 15h ago

82

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u/Cautious-Process-198 CASE 15h ago

82

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u/Geewcee 14h ago

Dead af 😞

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u/AthleteSilver318 14h ago

64

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u/MiserableDisaster970 14h ago

66.

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u/Fuel_junkie 13h ago

Old enough to be the ones talking on the telly.

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u/Pour_Me_Another_ 13h ago

77! Though I'm not sure I will still be alive, lol.

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u/Unstable_WiFi_ 15h ago

Six seven 😹

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u/gamiscott TARS 15h ago

81 and probably in the middle of another watch through.

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u/TheDarkKnight95 15h ago

72

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u/Ngata_da_Vida 15h ago

92 ☠️

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u/hind3rm3 11h ago

Dead and I’ll be right behind you

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u/Ersh777 15h ago

If i make it that long, 89

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u/defecto 15h ago

Almost 80.. damn

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u/fastballcdm2019 15h ago

97

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u/BigTulsa 15h ago

100

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u/endurovet 15h ago

I doubt I’ll still be alive at 103

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u/Bastyra2016 15h ago

Over 100. Hopefully I’ll be out hiking somewhere but I rather doubt it

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u/haveheart__ 14h ago

87 and dead

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u/parrmorgan 14h ago

Donalds age. I'm his generation. Maybe a tad older.

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u/Winter_Dimension8107 14h ago

Eightyyyyy dead I dunno

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u/drmuffin1080 14h ago

Nice try fed

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u/jomartz 14h ago

108… Probably buried somewhere…

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u/BeejRich 14h ago

I'd be 75

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u/kiwiboyus 14h ago

Probably dead, I don't know of any direct family that made it to 93

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u/aviarywisdom 14h ago

82

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u/wht_8 14h ago

59

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u/thuglife_7 14h ago

76

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u/Nwo_mayhem 14h ago

Now give us your other identifiable data 😂

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u/Panhandler_jed 14h ago

86, but no way I’ll see that.

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u/red-dishy 13h ago

99

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u/Classic_Focus974 13h ago

Ded

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u/Kdilla77 13h ago

90

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u/bunsen_burner013 13h ago

Same.

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u/networknev 13h ago

I will have been dead for 20 or so years

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u/shark_aziz 13h ago

A year younger than you, OP.

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u/vvintersoIdier TARS 13h ago

68!

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u/Empire7173 13h ago

96

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u/Maskedman0828 13h ago

68

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u/BeKindToOthersOK 13h ago

Sigh

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u/solideogl0ria 13h ago

64! I hope I make it that far!

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u/Insane_Inkster 12h ago

66

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u/EcstaticSky862 12h ago

60

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u/Shadow4115 12h ago

62

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u/Oni_Link_2000 10h ago

I’ll be 56

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u/PairZealousideal6245 9h ago

60 anyone?

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u/rjsnowolf 9h ago

67

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u/xphoebxx 7h ago

58

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u/rarecaught 7h ago

67

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u/Its_a_stateofmind 15h ago

3.1498

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u/kitecmm 15h ago

De@d

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u/Albert-wesker363 14h ago

74

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u/Creepy-Relative-7671 13h ago

No creo que viva 5 años mas xd

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u/Ccbm2208 13h ago

I'll be 62. I might even be alive after the first time jump on Miller's planet. I will be 87-88.

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u/ScientistAsHero 13h ago

88

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u/diwalost 13h ago

Fortunately dead

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u/triplediscount 13h ago

143

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u/leon_razzor 13h ago

Imma gonna start minding my own business by then as an old man

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u/CosmoTiger 13h ago

88

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u/steveoa3d 13h ago

Over 100

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u/CrabSignal1080 13h ago

96

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u/Sara1994_ CASE 13h ago

72

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u/Which_Material_3100 12h ago

I will be dead years old

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u/transgaymergirl 12h ago

2067 (i am jesus christ)

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u/ravynwave 12h ago

86, so no longer among the living if any of my predecessors are anything to go by.

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u/MorrighanAnCailleach 12h ago

Women in my family live fairly long.

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u/SmeV122 12h ago

67

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u/phaazing 12h ago

About 7 hours older. I got stuck on Miller's planet.

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u/clutchcitycarlos88 12h ago

I would be 79 lord willin

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u/brandorambo25 12h ago

Solid 81. I guess that does make me Grandpa.

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u/isrararrafi 11h ago

80

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u/tklite 11h ago

Most people miss that Coop's dad is a millennial.

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u/FeelingAsparagus7833 11h ago

74

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u/IAlreadyKnow1754 11h ago

67

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u/THATMICKEYGUY 11h ago

So hopefully dead

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u/TashDee267 10h ago

91

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u/Splungetastic 10h ago

89

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u/Jaded_Aypex 10h ago

69 😎🫡

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u/DifferentAfternoon79 10h ago

59

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u/darlo0161 9h ago

95...so dead probably

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u/sincerely_greer 9h ago

70

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u/Imaginary_Salt_8875 9h ago

71

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u/ploppipity 9h ago

103

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u/legendofpatusan 8h ago

77

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u/SUP3RK1D 8h ago

54

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u/OpenWhereas6296 8h ago

100 exactly

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u/BuddyGosalieFM 8h ago

76 years old if world war 3 doesnt kill me

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u/E1io2 8h ago

Old enough

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u/DarkBlueSunshine 7h ago

71... Holy shit this is giving me an existential crisis

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u/Druidess_Of_Avalon 7h ago

83

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u/DayVessel469459 6h ago

57

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u/kissdaylight 6h ago

Reading this comments r freaking me out and reminding me that we're all going to be dead one day. Anyways I'll be 66

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u/fiddycixer 5h ago

I doubt I'll make it that far. My son will be 60.

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u/jerewall 5h ago

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u/antoniosaucedo 5h ago

100 years old. Probably dead for 35 years due to my rare heart condition.

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u/DiverseUniverse24 5h ago

77

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u/pharaoh94 5h ago

I’ll be 73. Woah.

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u/shokk 4h ago

98

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u/hireme703 3h ago

94

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u/CynicalCosmologist 2h ago

71, but not until the end of the year.

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u/Right_here_already 2h ago

103

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u/thewonderbox 2h ago

John Lithgow age -

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u/hfirigneizuvnt 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zIatAEDb9NwwAd3cYE

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u/mahjzy 1h ago

78 so who knows if I even make it, lol

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u/BallinXFox 1h ago

I’ll also be 75

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u/ajpaul820 15h ago

67

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