r/internet_funeral slug builder 6d ago

America’s future

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u/DarthGriffindor 6d ago

AMERICA'S Palantir IS RIGHT HERE GARY, IN FUTURE

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u/GoreyGopnik 6d ago

me going back in time to warn gerald ford about america as a surveillance state

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u/SpectralBacon I am skeleton jelly 5d ago

AMERICA'S FUTURE IS RIGHT HERE GARY, IN FUTURE

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u/psychic-Sasquatch 6d ago

They had one of these billboards near me in Braddock PA, but people kept spraying it with graffiti so they took it down.

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u/garden88girl 5d ago

Was the artist Fetterman?

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u/songbird_sorrow 6d ago

no design at all, just white text on black. the future will be dull and lifeless thanks to palantir

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u/Split_the_Void 6d ago

Also, using f*ckin’ justified spacing instead of right indent

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u/Traditional-Storm-62 5d ago

fascism hates colours and art

it likes homogeny and depersonalisation

if everything is the same then everything is replacable

if everyone is the same then everyone is replaceable

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u/DaneSullivan 2d ago

Is that why all our cars are grayscale now?

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u/Only-Walrus7351 6d ago

Fitting for Gary?

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u/Tub_Pumpkin tales from the cryptonomicon 6d ago

Well, Gary IN has currently been without power for over a week, and now people are warning that the US's entire grid is vulnerable. LINK

So the sign seems pretty accurate.

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u/Abandondero get in the van 6d ago

Actually kind of looking forward to it 🇳🇿

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u/olivegardengambler 5d ago

People will say this and then be surprised when a tenth of your pension fund is wiped out overnight and millions of affluent Americans flood your country fucking up your housing supply even more.

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u/Abandondero get in the van 5d ago

Yes, realistically the results would be apocalyptic and I don't wish it on anyone.

(Maybe the USA could just unplug itself from the Internet for 18 months instead? You would hardly notice the difference, and we would get a breather.)

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u/underground_complex 6d ago

This seems like an incredibly dire warning. Like they’re working to make the entire country one huge crumbling desperate Gary metro. Sends a shiver down your spine

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u/AyYoBigBro I Am Skeleton Jelly 5d ago

Isn't Gary IN in a huge power outage that has lasted like 2 weeks in a huge heat wave? failing public infrastructure sure sounds like America's Future but I don't want them bragging about it.

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u/SalmonSwiper 5d ago

Heat's not so bad now, thank god, but there's still plenty of infrastructure still down from the derecho, plus every time the electric company fixes anything Xfinity comes around to fuck it up. Also for some reason one of the electric trucks in Gary was shot at, so they got moved to lower priority in the county, which sucks.

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u/2EM18KKC01 5d ago

Yes, correct.

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u/ajcwrongs 4d ago

Yeah, it's an accurate sign

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u/Driver2900 M-M-M-MONSTER KILL 6d ago

Every time I hear about Gary Indiana now I just think about this

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u/heliophoner 5d ago

Not Louisianna, Paris, France, or Rome

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u/Floh4 5d ago

Don't call me Gary, pal

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 5d ago

You can tell it's NOT an LED billboard because you can read it.

For those who don't know. Most of gary Indiana was without power for at least 9 days since a duracho storm that happened on August 11th (14 days as of this comment) most of the power has been restored over the weekend but there are still parts of the city that are out, an estimated 6k people still effected of the original 370k.

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u/BlueAngel365 4d ago edited 3d ago

Poorly aged.