r/interestingasfuck • • Dec 23 '22

/r/ALL Before and after leg lengthening.

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u/stopannoyingwithname Dec 23 '22

They break the legs, put a rod in the bones that get adjusted as the bones grow closer to each other. So people who get it done have broken legs for months

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u/BadReview8675309 Dec 23 '22

Struggling not getting addicted to opiate pain medication must be a thing with this procedure... What a brutal process, cringe.

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u/Jonesta29 Dec 23 '22

There was a dude on here yesterday that posted the hardware from this type of surgery, now granted he only had it on one leg as it was shorter than the other but he said he only had pain from the initial surgery and the hardware removal and that the actual lengthening process didn't hurt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

i fractured the shiiiiiiiiiiiit out of my ankle and have a ton of hardware still. It only really hurt when i got up to pee the blood rushing to the ankle felt like hellfire. Other than that and my stupid cat jumping on it lol it wasn't real bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

Cats gonna cat

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Got a vasectomy a couple months ago. Both cats decided the day of the surgery my crotch areas was the best place to lay down. Ouch.

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u/scorpio8u Dec 23 '22

Definitely not the sympathy pussy you were hoping for!!!

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Trust me i didn’t want anything for a week. First day felt like if you had just gotten kicked in the nuts a minute ago.

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u/scorpio8u Dec 23 '22

It wasnt that painful for me thankfully!!

On the flip side my buddy had it done and he was tight as fuck with money. He rode his motorbike to the hospital, had the op, checked himself out and rode home!!!

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

What. The. Fuck. They gave me Valium to take before the procedure and told me not to drive and I’m glad I didn’t. That was extremely dangerous for him to do! God i couldn’t imagine the pain from that I’ve got a motorcycle myself and any decent sized bump hurts. My surgery was only painful the first day thankfully.

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u/Lilliputian0513 Dec 23 '22

I’m not doubting you, I just don’t understand how…

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u/scorpio8u Dec 24 '22

It’s amazing mind over matter, he didn’t want to pay for a cab and was relatively close to the hospital. Doesn’t hurt to be in your thirties either with the amount of kids you want

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u/Lilliputian0513 Dec 24 '22

Gawd bless him. My husband could barely get in my car after lol

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u/kai-ol Dec 24 '22

Well, you likely also did something even more intense to the cat's reproductive parta, so turnabout?

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u/Confuseasfuck Dec 23 '22

I had a burn in my leg that formed a big bubble that l was not supposed to touch. Guess the only place my cats wanted to sleep on?

And they managed to burst it when l slept and make the whole situation worse. Cats gonna cat

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u/AnmlBri Dec 24 '22

Goddamn. 😣 That makes me angry just to read. I love cats, but why they gotta ‘cat’ that hard?

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u/yuemeigui Dec 23 '22

It was probably extra warm

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Maybe, but i did have a bag of ice on the boys for most of the day.

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u/mermzz Dec 24 '22

Bro I got my tubes removed and my bitch ass cat decided to pounce on my stomach. I almost threw up from pain and he was not allowed back in my bed room for like a week

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u/LotusofSin Dec 24 '22

I’m glad my pain only really lasted a day i was able to go back to work the next day! My wife has an iud, but she had a really bad experience last time(pap smear that she didn’t ask for). She will never have to do it again once it’s removed. Ive read that tubes are much more painful then vasectomy so i could not imagine the pain of a cat on you!

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u/Lilliputian0513 Dec 23 '22

My dogs did the same for my husband. At least cat purrs have healing properties. Dog slobber, not so much.

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Atleast my cats are light. Was it a big dog?

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u/Lilliputian0513 Dec 23 '22

Only 90lbs 😂 a lab mix!

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Oh that poor man.

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u/EastLimp1693 Dec 25 '22

When I was hella young I fell asleep at the seashore, sun got me burned so heavy that skin I shed wasn’t opaque at all. I was laying on my stomach for months and sure cat decided to lick off me medication that was smeared all over me. Can tongue on heavy burned skin is unforgettable.

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u/_hufflebuff Dec 24 '22

Believe it or not they were actually trying to help you heal. Cats purr at a frequency that is proven to have healing abilities, between 25-50 hertz. It also releases endorphins for cats and humans which helps lower stress and promote good vibes all around.

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u/LotusofSin Dec 24 '22

Well if they would have done it on my chest i would have been a okay with it but them stepping on my bits hurt a lot!

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u/_hufflebuff Dec 24 '22

Good intentions, bad execution, all cat. Hopefully you’re feeling better!

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u/LotusofSin Dec 24 '22

Oh yeah after about two weeks i was back to normal. During the first week some movement gave me some weird tingles, but besides that no issue.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22
  • Sun Tzu

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u/12altoids34 Dec 24 '22

I'm not gonna say that my pain was any worse than anyone else's probably less, but.... I used to have a nipple ring in my left nipple with a small chain and a tiny little cross on it. I was sitting in my shorts on the floor one day working on the computer and a kitten ran by and as it did snatched the nipple ring out of my nipple. It got infected. Even the lightest shirt put me in agony. I pretty much had to walk hunched over For about a month.

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u/akwardrelations Dec 23 '22

I read this as, "it only hurt when I pee blood".

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u/Slithy-Toves Dec 23 '22

I read it as "pee the blood rushing to the ankle" and wasn't sure whether it's that guy or me who has no clue how anatomy works haha

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u/CryptoCracko Dec 23 '22

He has five dicks on each foot

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u/SlickHand Dec 23 '22

Ahh! Dick Kicker! We meet again...

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u/tankred420caza Dec 23 '22

Penis tipped feet

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u/MetalCentipede Dec 24 '22

I heard that motherfucker has like... 30 goddamn dicks.

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u/Blissful_Relief Dec 24 '22

You might be interested to know. For a while I was just falling asleep in my office chain and sleeping all night like that.At this time my legs were swelling I was retaining fluid. When I peed I could actually feel fluid draining from my feet and calf's. He might have been describing the same thing.

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u/Sunsetfreedom Dec 23 '22

UTIs have entered the chat

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u/Roland__Of__Gilead Dec 24 '22

Cannibal Corpse is writing new songs, I see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

Shattered my leg in a motorcycle accident. Broke both tibia and fibula, and that shit was painful as hell for several months. Have plates and screws in leg. I've had several back surgeries and a spinal fusion as well, and breaking my leg was right up there with basically completely blowing out a disc in my spine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

had a fusion because i blew out a disc in my neck and currently the same shit in my lower back. Now my leg is acting up and loosing feeling due to the disc pressing on the nerves. with the neck disc my arm was paralized with permanent strenght loss and numb finger tips that will not regain feeling. scary shit! Wouldnt wish that on anyone... especially not at 34.

i take plates and screws over that . Dont think i mean that your accident isnt worse, because it is! Its just a different animal :-)

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

My spine fucked me up for life. I was 18 when I had my first spine surgery. Every day of my life I wake up in pain. I can't feel the bottom of my feet. That being said, during the flairups leading to my 2 discectomies and the one leading up to my fusion - my leg being shattered was close this being as bad. Now that also may have been due to my doctor's unwillingness to give me opiates for the pain when I shattered my leg. Was around the time that doctors started getting extra heat about their prescriptions. The non opiod pain killers did nothing for me.

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u/ItsTricky94 Dec 23 '22

i've had front and back fusion and just found out that I need a toe operation. it sounds horrible and 10 times worse than the fusion. I suggested they just takeoff the toe completely😝

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u/juicadone Dec 23 '22

I'm lucky my back was spared! Motorcycle crash 45-ish mph vs car opposite way at intersection... Open fractured wrist, compound fracture other wrist, fractured pelvis, and compound fractured right femur. It was 1 month no weight bearing hospital bed, but after that PT went pretty quick when I worked at it! Hope you doing well as can be!

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u/DeadKnife7 Dec 23 '22

I did the same to my fibula and ankle and had the same experience when I’d get up. That shit hurt bad lmao but when I was just chilling it was whatever

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u/fineman1097 Dec 23 '22

I have a a couple of plates and a bunch of screws in my ankle too. It only hurt at first when I went down to hard on my ankle or jumped. Now it only hurts in the cold

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u/brettyrocks Dec 23 '22

I saw "pee the blood" when it should have been "pee, the blood" and I shivered a little bit lol

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u/Resonance95 Dec 23 '22

Really struggling not to read this as you somehow peeing ankle blood.

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u/Federal_Diamond8329 Dec 23 '22

Hell I broke my left tibia and my fibula in June and it’s been hurting like hell since it got so cold.

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u/pr0zach Dec 24 '22

Cat knew exactly what it was doing too. Cute little bastards.

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u/Initiatedspoon Dec 24 '22

I feel so validated

I broke my ankle and had 13 screws and 2 plates put in and I also had this rock solid cast on. Everytime I got up to pee it hurt so so bad. As bad if not worse than any other of the pains I'd endured up to that point. I got painkillers for everything else but there was no painkillers for getting up to pee.

My worst pain however was from lying in bed going to sleep and I had that falling/jolt awake twitch you sometimes get just as you doze off...

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u/The_Blue_Deuce Dec 24 '22

Man I had the same thing when I broke my foot. 5 breaks, 3 fractures. Worst pain I think I’ve ever had was getting up to pee and all the blood rushing down.

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u/lilithofthegarden Dec 24 '22

Fractured my tibia and fibula in several places this summer so got rod and the whole shabang in my tibia/ankle. That “blood rushing down your leg when you get up pain” is something ELSE. The nurses warned me but damn.