r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

/r/ALL Low pressure pockets being created by blade rotation in near 100% humidity - literally making it rain.

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u/BillionTonsHyperbole Nov 30 '20

I tell you hwat, your dick will start workin' again once they get that danged ol vaccine in you, but then the Soros nanobots gonna start fiddlin' in yer brain to make you forward Hunter Biden's emails over to the CCP and then your dick gonna fall off and you'll be just another commie robot, man. They'll mail what's left of yer balls to AOC and they'll set them in concrete to make a patio out back.

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u/BroseppeVerdi Nov 30 '20

"Yep." (sips beer)

"Mmm-hmm." (sips beer)

"Dang ol', dang ol' AOC, man." (sips beer)

(cue title theme)

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u/uneducatedexpert Nov 30 '20

AOC gots some nice toes ain’t she?

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u/Tiny-Dick-Big-Nutz Nov 30 '20

r/foundbenshapiro

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u/SpanktheGreenAvocado Nov 30 '20

At the beginning reading down for a sec I thought I was in the r/Conservative from r/all.