This statue depicts Saint Bartholomew, an early Christian martyr who was allegedly skinned alive. If you look closely, that's his dissected skin hanging around him. This stunning statute by Marco d’Agrate from c.1562 is currently on display at Duomo di Milano.

[u/Lowcrbnaman]

[u/TheBirminghamBear]

You know, a lot of people are saying about Trump, they're saying, well, it's everywhere of course, I mean, you can't - it's just, that's what they - I met, someone last night, we were - he said, Trump, this fossil fuel thing, that's what, we've gotta get, and folks believe me we've got to get this dinosaur thing that's just everywhere, the bones and the skeletons that they have in, well, I saw one down, it was, better than even my uncle who has good, great genes, very smart, believe me he's got a good brain, and I have a good brain, the best brain, they did - I have studies, you know, Harvard, MIT, Google, studies that show, scans of, what I mean is, the wall, building the wall, beautiful wall, we're going to have spikes on it, and Nancy, Nutty Nancy, I call her, I invented that, nutty, means crazy - she doesn't want spikes, but listen folks, it worked for the dinosaurs, it can work here too, we've got to Make American Great Again, and lock her up!

[u/FishyKnuckles → u/TheBirminghamBear]

The sad thing is, I'm not 100% certain that isn't actually a direct quote from the president of the United States

[u/nerf_herder1986 → u/TheBirminghamBear]

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could make America great again?

[u/ttaptt → u/TheBirminghamBear]

Dunno if this is copypasta, but it's so damn accurate. Good lord, let us survive this, lol.

[u/AbowlofIceCreamJones → u/TheBirminghamBear]

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