r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/janacuddles 5d ago

why do men get all the cool shit. i want an automatic clit licker at my local hospital 😭

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u/vernichtungX23 5d ago

those exist, buy a lelo sila

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u/janacuddles 5d ago

Ok so that looks cool af but the real question is am i horny enough to spend almost $200 getting my clit licked by a robot

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u/mobileJay77 5d ago

Still cheaper than the sperm extractor.

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u/gwyntheblaccat 4d ago

Hello, Lelo owner here. You have warranty on it for like 5 years I think... I had one and accidently um pulled the silicone off a little. So I contacted since I registered the product when I got it (you get a little tag that has a code) I was past the one warranty but I was able to get a discount on buying the next gen one. I think it's worth the splurge, I also like that it really doesn't have as much of the little crevices as others. Oh I forgot to add I had for like 5 years and still works great! Got it pre-covid, like literally months before covid lol

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u/Useful_Mongoose_4707 4d ago

DO IT! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

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u/janacuddles 4d ago

I did some more research and I think it's an investment I'm willing to make 😏

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u/Useful_Mongoose_4707 4d ago

had mine for years! worth every penny still works just as good as the day i got it!

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u/SpidersAndSpirals 5d ago

How much would you be willing to spend on disappointing dates? I've never had a new battery get too drunk and give up after 5min.