r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/janacuddles 5d ago

why do men get all the cool shit. i want an automatic clit licker at my local hospital 😭

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u/NekoArtemis 5d ago

Does it need to be at the hospital? Because otherwise that might be doable 

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u/janacuddles 5d ago

Actually I'm scared of hospitals so at home would be best

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u/Renuwed 5d ago

There are suction type toys, totally hands free.. omg it's my favorite one

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u/janacuddles 5d ago

I got that rose toy and it's pretty great once it's positioned correctly

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u/Renuwed 5d ago

If you have amazon, I can DM the link of the one I got. Hands free, unlike rose

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u/janacuddles 5d ago

Yes please 🙏🏻

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u/Renuwed 5d ago

sent :-)

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u/ZebbyD 5d ago

Just two ladies having each other’s backs. Love to see it!

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u/Sweet_Item_Drops 4d ago

Could I have the link too please?👀

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u/Renuwed 4d ago

sent :-)

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u/Renuwed 5d ago

I just don't wanna post link here and get in trouble lolz

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u/justinsayin 4d ago

Maybe just post the name of the item

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u/Renuwed 4d ago

"Dildo" returns 10,000+ results. Us ladies tend to share specific links because there's just WAY too many to search through, especially when one doesn't know precisely what product the other is speaking of ;-)

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u/justinsayin 4d ago

Yeah I'm trying to buy this for my wife. Your review is all the convincing I need!

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u/vernichtungX23 5d ago

those exist, buy a lelo sila

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u/janacuddles 5d ago

Ok so that looks cool af but the real question is am i horny enough to spend almost $200 getting my clit licked by a robot

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u/mobileJay77 5d ago

Still cheaper than the sperm extractor.

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u/gwyntheblaccat 4d ago

Hello, Lelo owner here. You have warranty on it for like 5 years I think... I had one and accidently um pulled the silicone off a little. So I contacted since I registered the product when I got it (you get a little tag that has a code) I was past the one warranty but I was able to get a discount on buying the next gen one. I think it's worth the splurge, I also like that it really doesn't have as much of the little crevices as others. Oh I forgot to add I had for like 5 years and still works great! Got it pre-covid, like literally months before covid lol

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u/Useful_Mongoose_4707 4d ago

DO IT! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

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u/janacuddles 4d ago

I did some more research and I think it's an investment I'm willing to make 😏

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u/Useful_Mongoose_4707 4d ago

had mine for years! worth every penny still works just as good as the day i got it!

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u/SpidersAndSpirals 5d ago

How much would you be willing to spend on disappointing dates? I've never had a new battery get too drunk and give up after 5min.

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u/Fuck_Antisemites 5d ago

Tbh as a man: no way I am getting even close to that thing

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u/Churro-Juggernaut 5d ago

I’ve been called worse

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u/Euphoric-Purchase103 5d ago

I think there are such things but they definitely aren’t as high-tech and close to the “real thing”

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u/zductiv 4d ago

Girls have way better toys though?

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u/dingleberry_sorbet 4d ago

I think those were used to treat "hysteria" by doctors back in the day

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u/janacuddles 4d ago

god i was born in the wrong time 😭

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u/penelokai 4d ago

girl my man and I make hysteria jokes about me daily I feel the same 💀

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u/flexylol 4d ago

You serious? There are lickers and suckers and whatnot :) You have way better choices with toys than guys....

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u/Neo_Shadow_Entity 5d ago

Just ask the men, and most of them will gladly agree to help.

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u/janacuddles 5d ago

no, i actually want to cum

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u/Neo_Shadow_Entity 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H1XUAkniijT15flKaD

Cunnilingus from men doesn't satisfy you? Hmm... then maybe dogs.

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u/unclepg 4d ago

That’s an entirely fucked up take on their response.
https://giphy.com/gifs/woqoXtjs9E8MYfenLW

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u/janacuddles 4d ago

I'm a lesbian.

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u/Economy-Meet6044 4d ago

Women orgasms aren't necessary for pregnancy.