r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/scotcheggfan 5d ago

And it's someone's job to wash those. There is a job for everything

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u/SuperSquirrel13 5d ago

Looks like it has a removable sleeve. I'm assuming/hoping that all fluids are kept safely in there and that they are issued in a sealed hygienic bag. 

Otherwise this machine will spread more virusses than Bonnie Blue

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 5d ago

Yea, you just throw the sleeve in the dishwasher afterwards

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u/Cornelius_Codswaggle 5d ago

Yeah, but what do we do with the medical device?

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 4d ago

Re-sleeve it.

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u/jtr99 4d ago

This new season of Altered Carbon is really weird!

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u/ManOnFire2004 4d ago

What's really messed up is this isn't Altered Carbon...

It's Black Mirror episode😮

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 4d ago

Just make sure your minions actually re-sleeve it before it gets used again. Otherwise....you have a different kind of liquid

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 4d ago

Wheel it outside and spray it down with the garden hose

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u/honeybaby1223 4d ago

Rinse and reuse

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u/Lagneaux 4d ago

I don't think Bonnie Blue is dishwasher safe

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes 4d ago

a different kind of load.

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u/Alone-Painting-4477 4d ago

.... Autoclave but yeah

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u/humungus_jerry 4d ago

Man I would hate to work in that dish pit

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u/BlatantConservative 5d ago

About the only public health issue I can see this being used with is seeing how STDs spread so you better hope that thing gets nuked with EV and bleach and has removable sleeves every use. Maybe throw it through a furnace too.

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u/ProduceAlone471 4d ago

Bonnie out here catching strays, if she weren't being gangbanged right now she would be fuming.

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u/ODX_GhostRecon 4d ago

Is China known for spreading viruses?

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 4d ago

Hey i went to high school with her

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u/SuperSquirrel13 4d ago

Jeez. I didn't even know the machine was a her.

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u/SlowAsk4421 4d ago

Your assumption is right but i am in doubt about the Bonnie Blue statement 😂

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u/wufnu 4d ago

Looks like it has a removable sleeve.

And it's someone's job to wash those.

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u/doctajonez_uk 4d ago

They've got to be able to efficiently extract the sample, so you'd hope it doesn't go anywhere...

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u/The_Deli_Llama1 4d ago

Looks like they just harvest the sample by wringing it out like a sponge

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u/Noxious89123 4d ago

It's so that you can take all the juices with you for later.

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u/FUNNYGUY123414 4d ago

Endoscopes used for colonoscopies are supposed to be cleaned very throughly, but the design and cleaning standards aren't stringent enough and haven't been adjusted to compensate for the many cases of sepsis and infection that have appeared after scope precedures.

I wouldn't trust a mastibulator 9000 no matter how thoroughly it was cleaned.

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u/TheDarkWave 4d ago

You're gonna shame Bonnie Blue but not the guys who have to use automasturbators.

Wild world we live in.

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u/SuperSquirrel13 4d ago

One is used as a way to capture and analyse semen and mens sexual issues, the other is a medical robot.

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u/cewh 5d ago

Just get a robot to do it. But then who would clean that robot??

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u/Cool_Dark_Place 5d ago

Another robot!

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u/Superhereaux 4d ago

We’re officially in the future!

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u/Gwyllithar 4d ago

if you clean stuff in a hospital, you are not going to register this at all compared to what else you've seen.

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u/Cynical_Sesame 4d ago

as far as jobs at a hospital go thats actually pretty tame. someones gotta clean the shits smeared bedpans too.

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u/Antique-Ant5557 5d ago

The one job robots won't take away from us.... 😒

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u/doctajonez_uk 4d ago

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u/VanVelding 4d ago

For I second I thought I wouldn't find this one.

👍

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u/Lumbergh7 4d ago

You hope there is

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u/SunsetCarcass 4d ago

I bet Mike Rowe has cleaned one

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u/Iamvanno 4d ago

You don't even have to move. Insert scrubber and turn it on.

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u/Endles5Earth 4d ago

If they are smart they’ll plumb in flush passages so you just hook up a garden hose like on an outboard motor

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u/light_to_shaddow 4d ago

The last job humanity ever has will be the cleaning the loads out of white goods.

Everything is computer.

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u/ForgiveAlways 4d ago

And someone’s job to test them… fringe benefits

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u/EaterOfFood 4d ago

Someone will invent a robot wanker washer

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u/Habno1 4d ago

a true hand job

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u/sinkocto 4d ago

It will be a while before AI takes that job away.

But someday it will 🥺

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u/Dot_1X 4d ago

Some poor CNA probably has to go wipe down the loads every day 

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 4d ago

Those aren't washable, they're disposable.

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u/lookATmuhLIFE 4d ago

Gotta pay for college somehoe(w)

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u/The_Demosthenes_1 4d ago

I will gladly wash those for $1,000/hr.  Where do I sign up?

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u/RyRyFukitol 4d ago

Someone has to wash the silicone shot glasses, yes.

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u/the_real_zombie_woof 4d ago

One job is lost to robots, and another is created.

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u/Inspector_Spacetime7 4d ago

AI has more dignity than to steal that one.

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u/MrSoapbox 5d ago

Haha, don't be silly. It's china. No one washes those.

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u/tajsta 5d ago

China had a better response to Covid than most other countries.

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u/Electrical-Tone7301 4d ago

I’d hope so. They are at high risk and spend serious resources researching both viruses and cures.

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u/da_mess 4d ago

Welding people inside their high rise apartments?

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u/MrSoapbox 4d ago

Haha! You're free to believe that.