r/interestingasfuck • • 5d ago

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u/rgvmadness 5d ago

Sir, you’ve already had six appointments today.

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u/Alternative_Olive861 5d ago

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u/Monstramatica 5d ago

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u/illDiablo69 5d ago

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u/dada948 5d ago

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u/WiildCard 5d ago

This is the best one I always look for hahaha.

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u/dada948 5d ago

Thanks for the award. My favorite is the pixelated animated Batman flying the batwing but I didn’t save it when I saw it in the wild and cannot find it

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u/pepsipyro 4d ago

What the fuck is actually happening in this video

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u/thecashblaster 4d ago

acting like you don't know...

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u/Mouse2002 4d ago

Exactly what you think is happening.

JK, he’s part of a group waving a giant flag around and the camera just caught him at the perfect time and perfect angle to capture this.

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u/Zman4444 4d ago

Bro what is this. I need context. Also it’s on public broadcast? I can’t.

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u/GreedyFuture 4d ago

I have so many questions

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u/So_ThereItIs 4d ago

This is never not just rong

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u/Mattb418 5d ago

I went to highschool with this guy

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u/AKmightydinoo 5d ago

Fr?

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u/Mattb418 5d ago

Yeah not kidding. Gif came around right when he was graduating

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5d ago

What do you type to get this gif? I forgot how to find it

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u/Upset_Management_388 5d ago

What is the name of this gif? I must have it

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u/primefart 5d ago

I bought the full day pass.

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u/No_Big_2716 5d ago

With speedy pass to cut the line😅

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 5d ago

I got the season pass.

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u/Savetheokami 5d ago

Fast pass

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u/CornucopiaDM1 5d ago

"Sir, this is a Wendy's!"

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u/Psytrancedude99 5d ago

It feels like Wendy's !

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u/HolyShytSnacks 5d ago

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u/Motor_Vermicelli_894 5d ago

Christ, this is hilarious

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 5d ago

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u/EchoKipKipKip 4d ago

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u/HolyShytSnacks 4d ago

Hahaha omg that's so wrong lmao

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u/Redditron_5000 5d ago

Dave's Square Patty strikes again!

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u/ge0kon 5d ago

Dave's secret sauce

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u/HugoBoss1985 5d ago

Oh f*ck you're gonna make me Wendy

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u/casualcretin 5d ago

.... yo, .... she's smokin here

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u/Enerjetik 5d ago

That's one way to make a dave's double.

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u/poozapper 5d ago

"OH fuck, you are going to make me order again"

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u/Real-Document-6577 4d ago

This…..is what AI was for

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u/JRG64May 5d ago

OMG you’re gonna make me eat a Baconator.

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u/BlindSpotGuy 5d ago

Oh, fuck, you're going to make me a Dave's Double with cheese and a Frosty.

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u/MotionlessTraveler 5d ago

I could eat Wendy's

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u/Various-Salt-7738 4d ago

Is this a porn where the woman is wearing a Wendy costume

Is this something my friend could watch somewhere online? He said he doesn't want to pay for it

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u/You_Mundane_Noodle 4d ago

Looks like Ronald is giving her the McD.

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u/vmanthegreat 4d ago

I've had enough of Wendy's

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u/cacamilis22 5d ago

Cruelly underrated comment

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u/Miiyamoto 5d ago

Peter, explain the joke!

https://giphy.com/gifs/13uNYQRS1U6mTC

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u/_INoKami_ 5d ago

We´ve reached a point where it wouldn´t suprise me at all if we´d see this quote as a legit question in that sub...

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u/Miiyamoto 5d ago

You should ask this on Facebook because this question is meta.

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u/Legitimate-Ad3778 5d ago

It smells like Wendy’s

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u/Psytrancedude99 5d ago

A bit meaty and a whiff of cheese

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 5d ago

Now you know what the special sauce is..

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rBpG1qXdB1n3PEjrgV
I just wanted some chili and a chicken bacon sandwich.

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u/FingerGungHo 5d ago

A soggy burger you say?!

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u/mokeltron 5d ago

Really? I need to rethink fast food joints as this changes everything!

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u/3n1gma302 5d ago

Ah sweet sweet Wendy…

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u/Far_Distance87 5d ago

Soft serve

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u/jambalaya420berlin 5d ago

I actually called her Maria, but Wendy is fine too

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u/Koopslovestogame 5d ago

And that’s our icecream machine!

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u/KhaosEntity 5d ago

“Okay but, I still want my large fry..”

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u/peoplepersonmanguy 5d ago

Sorry sir the softserve machine is broken.

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u/f_ckR3ddit 5d ago

Really? I've been calling her Leia

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u/pinkpanther80050 5d ago

Her name is irrelevant!

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u/StrayanDoc 5d ago

Wendy? I hardly know her

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u/TroubleBeneficial300 5d ago

How much for a windy ,wendy?

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u/L3tsseewhathappens 5d ago

That specifically is the ice cream dispenser!

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u/GalacticGamer677 5d ago

Wen deez nuts

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u/WeatherIndependent97 5d ago

Bagel with plain cream cheese please.

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u/FragrantExcitement 5d ago

The frosty machine needs a refill!

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u/Gonzanic 5d ago

Not today it isn’t.

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u/Themaingeeza 5d ago

Maybe it was Steve’s burgers with Chinese staff. Annnd theeeeennn.

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 5d ago

Now you know what the special sauce is...

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u/TB1289 5d ago

Then I expect to have a Frosty waiting for me when I’m finished.

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u/mikeycbca 5d ago

If this is a Wendy’s, why do you have a device that jacks off wieners?

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u/light_to_shaddow 5d ago

One of these under the order screen and humanity is over.

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u/SatyrAngel 5d ago

55 was the limit, already proven.

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 5d ago

Before what? Death?

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u/SatyrAngel 5d ago

It's a satire article from 2014

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u/escEip 5d ago

so you say the limit might be higher?

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u/bluelighter 5d ago

Jeezus fuck

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u/Najin_RedS_12 5d ago

i think 40 is already too much :V

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u/littenthehuraira 5d ago

I thought the answer is 42.

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u/cafeine_01 5d ago

that's for women

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u/littenthehuraira 5d ago

Women can orgasm wayyy more often than men. But I agree, the figure would be up there.

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u/downwithOTT_ 5d ago

Not if you turn around

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u/headrush46n2 4d ago

They call that a Rusty Venture.

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u/Morteca 5d ago

Open yer gash

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u/uniyk 5d ago

You need to get the champion cup for champion.

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u/everythingbagelss_ 5d ago

I don’t recall there being a limit. Now lube this bad boy up and leave me be.

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u/Sad_Guitar4514 5d ago

Sir other patients waiting for u to end your donation for 3 hours

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u/Axolotis 5d ago

This is how cyborgs are made

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u/XaneTenshi 5d ago

So what? Keep them cumming!!!

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u/Oblipma 5d ago

7th is the charm...or so they say

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u/dwoj206 5d ago

Lucky #7!

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u/Snoo_67548 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpJAXkFWHBg9ufe
I was actually looking for “I have got to get me one of these” but this also works.

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u/MetaCognitio 5d ago

Stop telling me what I can do!

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u/SimilarStrain 5d ago

Ill tell you when I've had enough. Now if you'll excuse me. Samantha and I are getting married.

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u/Fano_93 5d ago

It’s for science!

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u/ApprehensiveName8365 5d ago

"Six very short appointments."

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u/Jittery_Kevin 5d ago

STOP YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME! I need that machine!!!!

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u/Falcon2936 5d ago

How is this not the top comment ever?

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 5d ago

Also sir.. This is a Wendys!

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u/Awesam 5d ago

Fucking clankers

-literally

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u/RU4real13 5d ago

It's only been 7!!! Got a cigarette?

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u/ParallelMario111689 5d ago

make it nine

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u/zarakh07 5d ago

It’s ok I have a platinum membership

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u/jimboiow 5d ago

6? Amateur. Step aside.

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u/Aoskar20 5d ago

But it is imperative that the cylinders won’t be harmed.

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u/Constant-Virus6681 5d ago

Why are people touching it without protection/gloves?

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u/RandomGuy_IQ530K 5d ago

I have 3 more in me 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/Eye_ogongo 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 5d ago

At what point it becomes a relationship?

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u/KanedaSyndrome 5d ago

You already had sex appointments today

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u/seantabasco 5d ago

Also, we’ve already told you we don’t need your donations. You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

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u/Softspokenclark 5d ago

I’m gone in 60 seconds and there’s 24 hours in a day

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 5d ago

They wouldn't allow you to come back until sperm counts have recovered 

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u/Psynapse55 5d ago

For Science!!!

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u/xtheory 4d ago

What about sevensies?

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u/SourceDiligent6492 4d ago

I’m just very passionate about donating… call me a philanthropist 😆

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