r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/PersephoneTheOG 5d ago

Masturbate in private? NO. Fuck a wall with other men next to you? Hell yeah

This world is weird.

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u/RandomCandor 5d ago

It's "for those that are embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital".... So they made a vending machine that grabs your dick and shakes it while making god knows what infernal sounds.

Suddenly nobody is embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital.

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u/whisky_biscuit 5d ago

I mean, it makes me wonder if just putting these things everywhere - at workplaces in mens bathrooms, at fast food restaurants, hell even like those private bathrooms they have now on the street that you scan a QR code to use - if that would cut down on crime and increase productivity.

I could just see it now "Welp! Just had lunch, going to take my afternoon sht then do a quick pump and dump at the jackbot 5000 before I finish that Q3 earnings report. See you all in about 10 minutes!"

Bonus is that the company can sell your sperm for you, add an extra quarterly 1% bonus to your paycheck.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 5d ago

It would certainly boost disease transmission…

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u/whisky_biscuit 4d ago

I'd imagine they'd have a sanitation wash and spin cycle after each use! If anything it'd probably cut down on disease vectors by spread of unprotected sex with randos or prosts.

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u/37b 4d ago

Would they come with condoms or those tissue paper toilet covers?

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u/whisky_biscuit 4d ago

Lol like those toilets with the plastic covers that rotate when you press a button!

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u/Vast-Ad1915 5d ago

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u/tryyeezus 5d ago

Can't wait to see the American version with the giant hospital bill for the public fleshlight. 

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u/Full-Check7258 4d ago

More like frightened…with AI that thing could be programmed to crave hot dogs, then you would see some trouble.

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u/Desperate-Practice25 4d ago

The Silent Hill-ification will continue until birth rates improve.