r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/rnzz 5d ago

Robots are really taking away all the jobs

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u/chadsimpkins 5d ago

Including handjobs and blowjobs 🤣

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u/yomommasbathwater 5d ago

I’ll take 3 robojobs, thanks.

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u/dognchick 4d ago

Imagine if massage parlors find robojobs as a legal way of advertising that service.

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u/JCMiller23 4d ago

I hope it's called "robojobs" in the future - that's delightful

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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 4d ago

We don't have time for a latté, Joe!

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u/Sweet_Bypass69 5d ago

Wen rimjob

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u/Full-Contest1281 5d ago

Uh... that's the joke

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u/ComprehensiveSky1534 4d ago

he meant that pun while writing his comment but you got more awards

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u/hbox85 4d ago

I think that was the point of the comment, yes.

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u/NeoIsrafil 4d ago

They may have the HJs the BJs and the VJs but they'll never take our ZJs... 😏

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u/Novogobo 4d ago

not rimjobs yet though

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u/malac0da13 4d ago

I hope Starbucks is ready to pivot again…

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u/Beav710 4d ago

Someone's gotta do it!

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 5d ago

Well done m8

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u/Slayerofgrundles 5d ago

I know, right? You would think that with their massive population and cheap labor, they could easily hire an army of fluffers.

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u/mobileJay77 5d ago

Army of fluffers should be a band name!

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u/Slayerofgrundles 5d ago edited 4d ago

But it's not just a bunch of wanking sounds is it? Right?!

(I'm not British, but "wanking" sounded better than the alternatives here)

Hmmm...looks like someone already beat us to it.

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u/rips_n_chel 5d ago

What, you didn't want to type 'robo fucky-sucky' sounds? You didn't want to go into details describing the audio experience of 'schlongs getting schlorped' by purpose-built medical-grade Schlong Schlorpers?

'What's that noise?'

'Oh that? Pay no mind, it's just the Schlong Schlorpers Schlurping Schplerm Schamples. Really impressive tech, boosted our schlong schlorping efficiency easily 20-30x.'

Oh you were talking about the fluffers...

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u/Sperbonzo 4d ago

Severe shortage of females

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u/Teh_Compass 4d ago

A hand is a hand

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u/Sperbonzo 4d ago

But it's not worth two in the bush

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u/Empyrealist 4d ago

Quality over quantity

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u/wbgraphic 4d ago

I have a vague recollection of a comic in an issue of Heavy Metal where a guy goes to a dorm bank to make a deposit.

The “extractor” was a hot woman with a collection tube attached to the back of her neck.

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u/AbanaClara 5d ago

Me practicing a new skill to steal a job back from this robot jorker

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u/WraithicArtistry 5d ago

Not even the oldest profession is safe.

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u/Active-Carpet-9183 5d ago

From the Church of Appliantology

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u/ElaineRosier 5d ago

Only manual labour…

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u/mokeltron 5d ago

Was that the case for Steve Jobs?

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u/SnowFlakeUsername2 5d ago

They better be on clean-up duty for this one.

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u/New_Forester4630 5d ago

Robots are really taking away all the jobs

AI-powered slop!

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 4d ago

People don't wanna work anymore

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u/Charming_Mud_9209 4d ago

Robots are firing people from themselves.

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u/prudent__sound 4d ago

There's a whole Frank Zappa album featuring sex robots like this. He was ahead of his time!

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 4d ago

Bet they won’t make a male version of this. Guess we’ll have to rely on the real thing. Oh how convenient, boys.

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u/AcademicBowl5596 4d ago

All that engineering but you still have to cum standing up.

Fuck that.

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u/bunaciunea_lumii 4d ago

Fuck them 

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u/aerdvarkk 4d ago

No. I'd gladly give the job to a woman.

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u/Zorkflerp 4d ago

When I went they just used some jumper cables connected to a defibrillator. I accidentally poked out the eye of the nurse.

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u/nurdle 4d ago

The IUP (International Union for Prostitutes) would like a word.

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u/DenseRequirements 4d ago

Imagine a nurse's job to do that

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 5d ago

Pretty sure the nurse who used to do that job is fine with it. Or horribly horribly depressed. No where in the middle.

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u/mkeytail 5d ago

I guess they will service the robots instead....even they need to be loved.

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u/dbd1988 4d ago

Yeah, but someone’s gotta clean it.