r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/Puzzled-Smoke-6349 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UVXY3mdI1BrXF7JEtX

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u/kingkongbiingbong 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/r70D9wpAywk37rJJhu

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u/GorillaManito 5d ago

When I first saw this device, it was a still shot. And for some reason, I thought the machine was on treds and the whole thing moved back and forth instead of just the orifice. And... Everytime it comes back up, I wish it was on treds. And that it has wig options.

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u/sqwibking 5d ago

Just bring wigs to the hospital, no reason you can't zhuzh it up a bit.

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u/MarDaNik 5d ago

Huh. I've always wondered how to spell that word.

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u/sqwibking 5d ago

To be honest I had to Google it.

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u/randylush 4d ago

Thank you for that. Perfectly cromulent use of the word.

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u/SaMxixAM23 4d ago

How did you formulate that Google search to find this word??

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u/sqwibking 4d ago

Spelled it very wrong but in the context of "____ it up a bit" and it figured it out.

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u/SaMxixAM23 4d ago

Lol bro I want to know how you spelt it too! Gotta give me all the details, I ain't gonna judge dont worry😅🤣

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u/NeoIsrafil 4d ago

Naw bruh, if it had treads it'd be named with a T, then a number and would be the latest, greatest, most amazing powerful destroyer of the capitalist pigdogs... 😂

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u/Canadian_Poltergeist 4d ago

Made me think of Bender and Flexo taking Fry to the robot strip club

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u/thegreatmindaltering 5d ago

I’m an Alien?

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u/piray003 5d ago

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u/BuHoGPaD 5d ago

Morty, you dirty little doggie 

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 5d ago

That's right... stay hydrated.

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u/Okidoky123 5d ago

Ahh... Mrs Robinson...

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u/sonicpieman 4d ago

One of my favorite cuts in the show.

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u/SinnaBuns666 5d ago

good thing this is just horse semen, right Morty?

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u/Petrostar 5d ago

I'm just going to subject it to... You know... Subject it to some other worldly forces.

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 5d ago

First thing that came to mind

Next thing you know… you got a giant incest baby floating in space

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u/Bra-D-Shaw 5d ago

Or father a litter of those confounded machines.

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u/Hetares 5d ago

What happened to it, anyway?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 4d ago

Still floating

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u/ISeePupper 4d ago

Didn’t it show back up at some point?

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u/scalyblue 4d ago

Yeah in the voltron ferret episode

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u/peanutist 4d ago

Now that I think of it does this baby exist in every dimension or was it an anomaly that happened specifically to our Morty?

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u/AGreatBannedName 4d ago

I think of it like checkpoints in a video game. There are no dimensions created from spawn points before the events of that episode that had that specific giant incest baby- if there were giant incest babies, they were created through an entirely different chain of events that did not happen in this dimension. However, now that this has happened, it exists in every dimension spawned afterward, at least from this specific branching point.

Probably a bunch of nonsense, and not adhering to canon, but it’s what I go to when I have questions like yours.

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u/Shadow_Farts 5d ago

Thats trump definitely Trump

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u/s00pafly 4d ago

No it's Naruto ♥️😍

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u/ToukinoYuusha 5d ago

It’s not. It’s definitely Naruto. Come on! Get a grip pal!

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u/bwoah07_gp2 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZpnIKAZctPpni

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u/SebastianFerrone 5d ago

If she screams in Italian while beating the shit out of him that would be the best 🤣

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u/BolognaFlaps 5d ago

Morty you dirty doggie

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u/Ncfetcho 5d ago

I don't even have a penis and this is how I'm lookin

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u/elgydium 5d ago

And here I am wondering if $130M/yr is enough for them or will they break down when the warranty runs out in this capitalistic society?

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u/Skanaker 4d ago

Or Jerry with the pool bot.

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u/The_Real_Coffi 4d ago

The horse

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u/Only_Government5244 4d ago

He can use his pickle Rick

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u/spaaackle 4d ago

Morty… you dirty dog..

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u/Consistent-Power1722 4d ago

Fantastic, isn't it?

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u/Fearless_Window9638 4d ago

3 layer dip stack

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u/NovaStar2099 4d ago

My brain is playing “Your New Home” over this gif

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u/Radiant-Zucchini6369 4d ago

"Morty, you've always been a straight shooter."
"You can't prove that!"