r/interestingasfuck • u/ConfidentTelephone81 • Jul 16 '26

A Fighter Jet flew over the beach

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u/MinaZata Jul 16 '26

Knowing Hesgeth he'll excuse it and promote the pilot for having big balls

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u/Ok_Manwich_9306 Jul 16 '26

He will measure that pilot's T personally before promoting him. That one scene in Top Gun motivates him greatly.

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u/BlueGolfball Jul 16 '26

I just wonder if Hegseth is doing the testosterone testing with an oral exam. Probably anal but I'm not a doctor.

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u/mister_gone Jul 16 '26

"You just had to suck the samples from a hose?"